Cow Words in Foreign Languages

MOO Cow Cowpatti
Danish Muuh Koe Kokasser
French Meuh Vache Bouse de Vache
German Muh Kuh Kuhfladen
Italian Mu! Vacca or Mucca Torta di vacca
Japanese Mo (as in
'mow' grass)
Ushi Ushi no foon
Latin   Vacca  
Portugese Muuu Vaca  
Spanish   Vaca El Pastel de la vaca
Swedish Muu Ko Dynga or Koblaffa

A Cowpatti by any other name...

  • Cow Pie
  • Cow Flop
  • Cow Chip
  • Manure
  • Bull S***
  • Mushroom starter kit
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Albanian Cow Ethiopian Cow Cow from the Alps
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   ^^    ^^