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The Ouch! Table

Your Hero Has Just........ And is Now Suffering from....
Jumped over a building/wall/etc. A broken leg (½ movement)
Eaten a vehicle or other hard substance Indigestion. He is unable to do anything other than groan for 2d6 rounds
Lifted/threw a vehicle/building/other heavy object A thrown out back, he can't do anything until someone kicks him in the back (3 or above on a 1d6 to succeed).
Tunneled under the ground/through a wall/etc The realization that he's quite tired, rendering him unable move for 2 rounds
Spun around decapitating several spacemen in his general vicinity Getting dizzy. He can only run around in a circle for 1d6 rounds at ½ movement, has a -4 modifier to skill, and a +1 modifier to armor (it's hard to hit a guy who won't run in a straight line!)
Headbutted a vehicle A pounding headache, forcing him to sit down and hold his head, completely incapacitating him for 1d4 rounds or until a medic brings him some aspirin (3 or better on a 1d8).
Done some SuperFastRunning Falling flat on his face when he tripped over his shoelaces trying to stop and loses one piece of equipment (weapon/armor) of the hero's controller's choice in the process
Others Here you're gonna need some creativity. Just think of what might happen if you were trying this Stupendous Feat yourself, and apply what you deem as fair penalties to the now unhappy hero.
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