Dundickshonary
and Saintandrewsaurus

A short study in Saint Andrew's native tongue. (Primarily intended for Glasgow fowk) e.g.

"am urny" in Glaswegian is "ah umna" in Dundonian
"intit" translates as "is it"
"dod" becomes "ticky"

Some expressions in common usage in both cities have completely opposite meanings. This often causes confusion in mixed company where a simple compliment can be taken as highly insulting as in the following example, viz:-

Dundonian "Your star man pits me in mind o' Eammon Bannon"
Glaswegian "Cheeky ghet. Do you want a Glesca kiss, Jimmy?"
Jimmy Hill "Oh yes please."
Glaswegian "Stitch that" (Fight ensues.)

Here are a few more words and phrases as explained by the patron saint himself in the sleeve notes of his excellent album "The Word On The Pavey." (q.v.)

A'hin

Everything. The lot.

Acker Buwk

Sophisticated clarinet player.

Alehv

Not dead. Breathing. Full of life.

Amment

Am not

Ananinginaneana

"And an onion one also."

Ast

v.t. To seek. To make a request. To invite or enquire.

B'Goad

An exclamation of excitement or concern. A cry to the creator.

Bajee Boo

Banal form of tunesmithery.

Ball of Clava

Incorrect 'properism' Woollen headgear. Not to be confused with Balls of Solid Clava.

Balloon

General assistant to the dighted. Lacking in common sense. A tube.

Behd In The Shed

Having remained in a prefabricated out-house.

Ben

From place to place within. From one end or side to the other. Into a position of having passed through.

Bidey-In

Cohabitant.

Bilers

Boilers. Primitive forerunner to the twin tub washing machine.

Blairgowrie

Berry capital of the whole Universe. Noted for its street cafes and nightlife.

Blok

A male. Some geezer.

Bogeys

Moveable platforms favoured by Peughs, Knots etc..

Bold Boy

Confident "Billy" or cocky youth.

Bowfin

Mingin. Seeknan.

Braa Loon

Excellent young fellow. Both diligent and trustworthy. A rare wee help.

Breenge

Head long dash

Bridie

A meat turnover. Flaky or shortcrust.

Brisk Leh Doon

Institution. Snooze of limited intensity. A brief retreat.

Broonest Nurse

Inspector of the lousebound. Nit nurse.

Buits

Boots. Full strength footwear with a manly vibe.

Buquet

Bothy. Personal pavilion. A gathering place for tea drinkers.

Caa'in Awa

Continually involved in purposeful endeavour.

Can Of Mind

Can't remember. A temporary loss of memory.

Chahppin

Signalling ones presence with knuckles on wood. A sporting term. Unfulfilled.

Chappaplehnane

To dismember an item of great simplicity.

Chat of Murdo

Nameless article. A peugh of nobility.

Chief

Title. To recognise seniority. An affectionate term of recognition.

Couped

Upset. Overturned.

Cundie

Drain. Conduit.

Dighted

adj. Unreasonably merry. Weak minded. Insane. Simple. Daft.

Doos

Pigeons, scuts etc.

Doupy Diddly

Expression of disbelief. Statement of suspicion. A burgeoning doubt.

Dowelling

Darling

Dreeblin

A slow trickle of body fluids. To be discouraged. Anti social.

Dreels That Hing

Fruitful furrows of raspberries. An optimistic unit of measurement.

Dressin Goon

Item of industrial nightwear.

Duff

Of poor quality. Below expectations.

Eammon Bannon

Footballer of excellent reputation and vintage. Popular but baldy.

Eck All

Nothing. Zero. Alec Hall.

Erse Baleerie

Jargon

Fake

To search a person or pockets. Usually resulting in forfeiture.

Farfar

Major resort in the county of Angus.

Fhev Fhut Three

Unit of measurement. Five fhut three inches tall.

Fhev Spot

Note of the realm.

Flask O'Hough

Molten offal dispensed from a thermos.

Forrit

adj. Near or at the forepart. In advance. Towards what is in front.

Fowk

People. Collectively or distributively.

Ged

Abbr. Gerard. A boys name.

Goodeau

Full strength. Gnanty.

Guid Brer

Brother in law. Someone to be trusted.

Guid Wee Whiley

A considerable period of time.

Heh Cheeker

A swarthy Hoe Top of Romany appearance.

Heh Doh

The highest note on the Solfa scale. Highly stressed. Having reached the limit of ones' tolerance. In a confused state.

Ho Antee

Hail Saint Andrew! Assertion of readiness and reality.

Hoetop

A peripatetic super impertinent. Untrustworthy vagabond.

Holiday fortnight

Annual break. "Trades" holiday. A pagan celebration.

Hud M'Wheest

To remain silent. To refrain from making comment.

Hugmanet

The last day of the year.

Hullamackadoo

A display of great style. An ostentatious gesture. A flourish of panache.

Hurl

To be driven to either a pre-arranged or random destination.

In the Huff

Temporarily mute. To show displeasure in a meaningless manner.

Janny

Janitor. Keeper of the carbolic.

Jehants

Tall people. Never available when required. Poor timekeepers.

Jerjey

A jumper. A body garment pulled over the head.

Jim

Homo sapien. Any man.

Jooblys

Frozen orange juice. Pyramidic. Usually purchased with keps.

Ken Fit Eh Mean

To solicit understanding and approval. Do I make myself clear?

Keps

Miniature explosives. Individual and repeating charges. Not loud.

Knicky Knacky Gnu

A meaningless phrase. Empty words. A means of reaching a chorus.

Lahrries

Belonging to Lawrence. Industrial vehicles.

Lang Draar

Dowager undergarment. Usually with high asbestos content.

Line

Certificate of infirmity.

Lit On

v. To impart or inform. Bestow information or recognition. To acknowledge the presence of another (or not).

Loaby Press

Hall cupboard. A place in which to hide.

Mibbee Ken

To perhaps possess accurate information. Possible knowledge.

Mink

Member of the underclass. Lowlife or that. European rodent.

Modigliani

Rhyming slang for Janny. Post Impressionist figurative painter. Excellent cut!

Muwk

White liquid secreted by female mammals for the nourishment of their young. Lactation.

Nae Backy Bargains

Caveat exacerbus. A definite agreement consummated with the recitation of the first three digits. An agreement with no recourse.

Nane The Wiser

Uninformed. Bereft of information therefore unable to progress.

Old Doll

Mother

One Potato

Impromptu selection procedure.

Pehs

Circular pastry housing for the containment of mince or that.

Peughs

Rural types. From agricultural stock.

Pharr-uw

A wholemeal scone. Regarded as having medicinal properties.

Phleg'd

Frightened

Phuhl

Unable to offer admission.

Phuhl Haed O' Hair

Not Baldy. Pleasantly hirsute (bonce only).

Pickyaffthegrund

One who retrieves fallen or discarded goods

Picque

Non ferrous metals. Primitive form of currency.

Pished My Chaps

To urinate whilst attired in cowboy clothing.

Plehn

adj. Without elaboration. Flat. Level.

Ponties

Womans undergarments.

Pooch

Pocket. Receptacle for the containment of small change, keys, snout etc..

Pump

A specialist shoe for a dancin'

Pumpin

A' stappin or a' pappin.

Pussait

An inconvenience. A nuisance.

Raggies

Travelling textile operatives. Usually accomplished trumpeters.

Ran Dan

abbr. Raniel Daniel. Celebration of all pleasurable things. Journey of discovery. Pleasurable craft.

Rare Assortment

A fine selection.

Really Needin

Desperate to urinate., to urinate a pish.

Ren

Droplets of moisture from the clouds. The stuff that goes right through you.

Rheally Feau

Levoy, Benjalum.

Ro-uw

Catalyst for meat paste, cheese, Spam or that. A dough based housing.

Roond

Round. Close by. Spherical.

Sahltitit

To apply salt as either a preservative or seasoning

Saint Andrew

Patron Saint of Scotland. A bon vivant in the post modern style.

Seeknan

Distasteful or unpalatable

Sheh

Bashful. Retiring.

Shufftit

Having achieved a change of clothing.

Simply Pish

adv. adj. Very, very poor. Without merit.

Singul Fish

Non plural pisces. Life saving bill of fare.

Singul Shullin

Coin of the realm used in the metered supply of power.

Skelt

Shed. Wasted. Allowed to run out of a vessel.

Smear it ma

To decline an offer from the Old Doll

Sna

Atmospheric vapour frozen in crystalline form (whether in singul crystals or aggregated in flakes). Often used as a medium for figurative sculpture

Spam

abbr. Spiced ham. A prefabricated form of meat. Usually purchased from chemists.

Spaver

Tabernacular opening in gents breeks. Zip fastener.

Stuff

A wide and varied assortment of items, usually of no great monetary value.

Sunny Beetle

Optimistic creature of mythology. A good omen.

T.V.

Abbr. Transvestite.

Tappers

Borrowers. Parasites with lamentable preludes designed to elicit funds from the 'Tapee'

Tasch

A mowser.

Tea Braed

Safety conscious bakery products. The "Wee Frees" of confectionery.

Tehd

To be constricted

The Gemme

A satisfactory state of affairs. Not to be confused with being 'on the gemme.'

The Story

The state of play at any given moment. The culmination of a series of events.

Ticky

Small quantity. A modicum. Not much.

Tide Mark

Mank. Rim of grime on body (for high water at Perth add 51 mins.)

Umna

The opposite of Am Suh'

Vat O'Veeps

A substantial quantity of poor quality wine. Lunatic soup.

Wheen

A multitude. A good many. Loads.

Wid

A thicket or heavy covering of undergrowth.

Word Nivvirr Came

A lack of verbal feedback

Wummin

Female. Bint or that.

Wuwks

n. Popular name for a number of marine gastropods. Can be used either as a foodstuff or ammunition.

Yit Yattery

Song of the Yellowhammer.


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Date Last Modified: 18/05/99