VERY personalized Ditty's, with choice of paper boarder, framed and mailed.

  • Birthdays

  • Anniversaries

  • Congratulations

  • Weddings

  • Births

  • Anytime you want to say something special!

Send a Humorous DITTY
or a Sincere DITTY

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Personalized ditty, frame & postage, everything included.  

$55.00 

SAMPLE

Frame is 8.5 in. x 11 in. custom made gold colored all wood frame with plexy glass.

Sample writing......

It's clear ta see baby you give me such cheer,
Thank you for these past 11 years,
With you I never wear a frown,
One thing baby cakes...put the toilet seat down...


The best gal athlete under the sun,
Whether you're at a bowling alley or swingin' a golf club,
Running around the baseball diamond you stand tall,
You're a gal who knows how ta handle her balls...
When ya said I Do then you cried,
These years have really flown by,
Even as high school sweethearts you were never a boar,
You still are the best of the class of '84.

 


Send me the facts and I'll write a nice long DITTY, frame it and mail it. It can be sweet as sugar or well, anything after that is up to you!


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Some types of information to help in the creation of the DITTY:
  • Male or Female
  • Married, single, partners name, number of children, grand, greatgrand kids.
  • Nicknames
  • Sports participation, sports teams, sports figures
  • Hobbies, arts and crafts, mechanical in any way, sing, act, dance, etc.
  • Collect anything: coins, stamps, toys, dolls, etc.
  • Pets
  • Favorite drink
  • Gambling, bingo, cards, Vegas
  • Things to tease them about: habits, sayings, running jokes, gags, dumb things they have done. (Don't be shy folks, believe me, I've heard it all!)
  • Tall, short, medium, hair color (natural?)
  • Birthday: age, and do you want me to rub it in 30, 40, 50?
  • Anniversary: years together, where they first met, where they honeymooned, funny things that happened while they dated.
  • Moving or leaving a place of business: how long at that location, where are they heading to, funny things that happened while they were there.
  • Wedding: Where they met, where honeymoon, funny things that happened while they dated, where they will live, how long did they date, etc.
  • Congratulations: Any occasion

Borders:
  • Balloons - birthday, congratulations, anniversary, etc.
  • Confetti and Party Hat - birthday, congratulations, anniversary, etc.
  • Skeleton, Tombstone, Bat - birthday age rub in
  • Cap and Gown - graduation
  • Flowers - Mother's Day, I Love You, birthday, congratulations, anniversary, etc.
  • Hearts - I Love You, I'm sorry, birthday, anniversary, wedding, etc.
  • Shamrocks - good luck, congratulations, thank you, etc.
  • Baby Feet - here's baby!

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Have a question? e-mail dittygrams@aol.com

 
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