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Games for the Non-Illiterate |
Draw up your monitor and listen to a story...
Once upon a time, a long, long time ago1, a troupe of bright young men2 formed a court3 to create whimsical but challenging all-text adventure games. They christened it, "Infocom," and the legendary era during which it reined is now known as, "The Golden Age of IF." 11979; 2recent MIT graduates; 3software company |
At first they crafted just one game4, but it was so monumental it towered over
the rocky competition. Impressed by this artful monolith,
folk eagerly flocked to the Land of IF5 to settle in its
bountiful valleys. Since the field of computer entertainment was relatively
unmined, the Infocom court soon brought forth more games. With their next
mighty edifices5 they also tried their hands at even fancier sculpting
(creating/adding plots). The new iffy
citizens were properly and playfully grateful, loving the intelligent games
that were stories (or the
stories that
were games). Well, except when they got hung up on a tricky puzzle that could
keep them trapped for hours, even days. But the Infocom court jesters, while
mischievous, were also merciful and offered hints books so players
could get unstuck if they really, really needed to. So Infocom prospered,
the Kingdom of IF flourished, and everyone lived
happily ever after. Well, until...
3 Zork; 4Interactive-Fiction; 5"Witness," "Planetfall," "Enchanter," "Infidel" |
A disturbing change swept over the land...
Graphics!
Its fiery breath scorched the Kingdom of IF's gently rolling hills and softly
dipping valleys, although the
games themselves were fireproof6 and remained standing unharmed (and are still
playable today). But most iffy
citizens were mesmerized by the gargantuan's motion and
vivid (but burning) color and so trailed after it in a stupor. They regained
some of their senses in the now greener pastures of graphic games. Its flashy,
trashy structures required little or no reading (most didn't even require much
thought), but the many peasants among them rejoiced since they had found
reading too
much trouble anyway. Unfortunately, they were also full of
violence, although few noticed at first, because it was cunningly renamed,
"action". When more finally did, it was too late, the players were
thoroughly entranced by how easy the new games were to play. Thus enthralled,
passively choosing the simple use of a
little rodent (masquerading as a dragon) over their own more taxing brain
power, the dazed folk stayed.
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Back in the Kingdom of IF, the abandoned Infocom court frantically tried to
lure the defectors back by hastily constructing computer comics; graphic
short stories for short attention spans. But, of course, they didn't have enough
"action," so the
captivated mouse-clickers didn't even bother to look up from their frenzied
playing.
Downcast, the Infocom troupe decided to seek their fortunes7 elsewhere and
set out on a perilous journey to another land8. But the way proved
thornier than they had anticipated and
they got lost among the many brambles9. Spying their misfortune,
another
court10 lurking in the bushes, swarmed out and conquered them11. No blood was
shed, but rather than
meekly swear fealty, the bright (but no longer young)
men and women (who
had joined the troupe) of Infocom disbanded12. Although, for
awhile, the
victors tried to pretend that the famous imps13 had become their
faithful vassals.
7Cornerstone (Infocom's database program); 8the personal computer database market; 9other database programs (Dbase, Q&A, etc.); 10another game company -- Activision; 11bought them out; 121987; 13implementors 
Despair struck the few loyal IF players left behind. Although they had
watched these events unfold safely from a distance, they were still distrait.
"Oh,
woe is us, disaster!" they cried. "This means there will be no new
intelligent games to look forward to! Surely, we are doomed!" The hills of IF
echoed with their grief, as they rent their garments and wailed to the heavens.
Inconsolable, they then
retreated to huddle in isolated caves14 and ponder their fate. They
didn't want to play mindless and/or violent games. They wanted to THINK and
have fun!
14local BBS's (computer bulletin board systems) |
So the Kingdom of IF disappeared and the land became a less joyful (but,
paradoxically, more colorful), place. Then, lo, out of thin air a hollow
voice seemed to whisper, "Write your own games." The still dedicated
IF players struck themselves on their foreheads and exclaimed, "Why didn't we
think of
that? Wait a minute, we did!" Then they grinned15. Thus inspired, more
bright (age undetermined)
men created
game authoring systems16 and they and others started writing new games. But these
treasures were tucked away in twisty caverns all over the land and it took an
arduous quest17 to unearth them. So a German knight, Volker Blasius,
bravely rode
forward and
announced, "I will gather everything together in one place so the
dedicated IF
players and new authors can find it." True-blue, he faithfully kept his
pledge and created the if-archive16 to the immense relief of all the iffy
refugees.
15<g>; 16AGT & TADS; 17finding the right BBS's and, after the advent of Internet, using archie & other methods; 171992 |
Oops, I left something out.
Something wonderful happened before this that made the creation of the
if-archive even possible. The formation of that magical place we call the
Internet. Well, it really
occurred earlier, but only wizards18 knew the complicated
spells19 that allowed one to materialize there.
Then town markets20 started offering simple potions21 to plain folk. They did
this in exchange for gold and silver coins22, but it didn't matter (Infocom
had been mercantile too), people benefitted anyway and more and more
started popping in and
out23 of the Net.
18computer variety; 19urls and commands; 20ISPs (Internet service providers); 21easy access; 22credit card & direct debit; 23surfing |
NOW FOR THE HAPPY ENDING...
Due to the dedication of countless IF players and
programmers (who are also players),
the Kingdom of IF lives
again, floating safely in the mystical land of the Net. But us current iffy
citizens now try to protect it from uncaring, non-reading,
mouse&graphic-obsessed
people. So we want to know you first BELIEVE in the magic of IF before you cast
the spell that will transport you to its new enchanted court.
That is why I told you this story. Only if you believe... click your heels three times and say, "ftp.gmd.de." (Now the spell is: "ftp.ifarchive.org.") 
Table of Contents
What is Interactive-Fiction? Interactive-Fiction is all-text adventure games. Well, that isn't totally accurate anymore. Basically IF is a story in which you play the protagonist and can affect the progression of the plot and its ending. Most have some sort of "puzzles" that need to be solved to move the story along. Not puzzles in the crossword puzzles sense, but puzzles like: "How do you open this locked door? Where is the key?" Although simple locked door puzzles are becoming increasingly rare. There is also a minority of "puzzleless" IF. Interactive-Fiction games have: locations (mansion rooms, outdoor fields, underground caves) that the player can move around; objects (flashlight, magic amulet, futuristic device) that the player can pick up and use; and other characters (people, animals, robots) in the story the player can socialize with. It also comes in all genres: mystery, science-fiction, fantasy, etc. Thus, Interactive-Fiction is fiction that you, the player, can interact with. Other people's links are being moved to "IF In a Plover Shell." IF Art Gallery IF Review Conspiracy Doe's Main Interactive Fiction Page This story was told by Doe. |