Dumb "To'Kath" Tricks

Dumb To'Kath Tricks Written by To'Kath, Dracos And Galadriel

Well kiddies, it finally happened. Your's truly finally did a dumb trick of his own. Here it is:

#1-	To'Kath had finally received the "dream" run. All he had to do was break into the head of Renraku's security, and steal a stuffed turtle to make sure that the guy would stop harassing the Johnson's friends. Simple right? Wrong. Boy was he wrong. He figured that, since he was a Physical Adept of the Invisible Way, and he could cast Improved Invisibility, he could just ghost in and snatch the turtle. Well, he did get into the building, and immediately locked himself in the kitchen. Figuring that, since he was invisible, the only way the guards (who knew he was there) could see him was with Thermo. Thinking quickly, he turned on the stove and oven, and opened their doors, trying to heat up the room to throw off the guards' thermo vision. It worked, and the room started to heat up. Almost immediately, the air conditioning came on, and lowered the room's temperature back down to how it was before. To'Kath grimaced.

#1-

To'Kath had finally received the "dream" run. All he had to do was break into the head of Renraku's security, and steal a stuffed turtle to make sure that the guy would stop harassing the Johnson's friends. Simple right? Wrong. Boy was he wrong. He figured that, since he was a Physical Adept of the Invisible Way, and he could cast Improved Invisibility, he could just ghost in and snatch the turtle. Well, he did get into the building, and immediately locked himself in the kitchen. Figuring that, since he was invisible, the only way the guards (who knew he was there) could see him was with Thermo. Thinking quickly, he turned on the stove and oven, and opened their doors, trying to heat up the room to throw off the guards' thermo vision. It worked, and the room started to heat up. Almost immediately, the air conditioning came on, and lowered the room's temperature back down to how it was before. To'Kath grimaced.

ACK! There's another Dumb To'Kath Trick!! Oh well, here it is...

#2-	After the room returned to normal temperature, To'Kath figured that it was about time to leave the room. He took out his dikoted katana, and cut a hole in the wall. While cutting, he accidently cut through a couple of wires, resulting in a mild shock, and a power outage to the toaster. To'Kath twitched slightly.

Ok, ok. I admit it, I'm not perfect. Ok? Happy about that Galadriel? I admit it, I AM NOT PERFECT!!! Anyway, here's good ole number three... *sigh*

#3-	After "acquiring" the turtle (which by the way was alive, and not stuffed as he was led to believe), To'Kath made a quick exit through the window. He ran towards the woods, figuring the Sec Guards wouldn't be able to find him. Half way to the main road, To'Kath heard the growling of guard dogs, following his scent. Racing for his life, To'Kath got to the edge of the woods, and ran out to the main street, just in time to see a car drive by. Waving his hands desperately, he tried to flag the car down. It drove by, splashing him with water. Just then To'Kath noticed the concentration he was giving his Improved Invisibility spell. To'Kath sighed, and turned to face the cyber-dogs running from the edge of the woods.

#3-

After "acquiring" the turtle (which by the way was alive, and not stuffed as he was led to believe), To'Kath made a quick exit through the window. He ran towards the woods, figuring the Sec Guards wouldn't be able to find him. Half way to the main road, To'Kath heard the growling of guard dogs, following his scent. Racing for his life, To'Kath got to the edge of the woods, and ran out to the main street, just in time to see a car drive by. Waving his hands desperately, he tried to flag the car down. It drove by, splashing him with water. Just then To'Kath noticed the concentration he was giving his Improved Invisibility spell. To'Kath sighed, and turned to face the cyber-dogs running from the edge of the woods.

As a point of redemption. I would like to mention that nothing else happened to me on that run. I knocked the dogs out with my Johinna Sutoraiki (Gentle Strike) and Distant Strike powers. I even got twenty grand for the turtle. I guess it was a rarity or something. :)

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