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Dearborn Towers

 

 Today's episode: Bjorna and Steve continue to discuss the note that changed their destinies...

Steve: Bjorna, we may never find out who wrote a fake letter to me, claiming you had decided to join the Taliban.

Bjorna: It was a great forgery. Stop beating yourself up.

 

Steve: Then, I was such a fool to get taken in by Chablis and her lies. "I need a place to crash while I testify against Martha Stewart". Why didn't I check her story!!??

Bjorna: You were lonely. I had been gone for three years. Thank God, Earl at the trailer park finally passed away or I never would have escaped. I'd still be there doing dishes. But I can't be bitter.

Meanwhile...

Estepona: Mabutete Detective Agency, to whom am I speaking?

Tequilata: That's for me to know and you to find out.

 

Estepona: Ooh, a test! Left my crystal ball in the car. But what can my partner and I do for you?

Tequilata: I need an expert in handwriting analysis. I will contact you later when I'm not on speakerphone. Ciao.

Estepona: Did you hear that, Halsted?

 

Halsted: Sounds like the Mabutete Detective Agency is back in business after a long dry spell!

Halsted: Of course, now we have to renew our detective's licenses. Damn.

Estepona: Enjoy. I'm going to go sign up for a class in handwriting analysis. After that, I'm going to Kinko's to print out a fake detective license. See ya.

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