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Bruce Campbell on his role in "Meet the Beetles":
Well, the oddest thing of all was having a phone conversation with Sam Raimi about whether I could play a completely straight role. He was buggin' the crap out of me about that - here I was, getting hassled by my old high school pal - we have done ALL kinds of films together. Hollywood - sheesh! He finally relented though...=)

Bohemian Rhapsody Trinity style
(From: Liz Perkins & Nimbi)

Caleb: Is this the real life
Is this just Trinity
Son of the Sheriff
No escape from reality

Lucas: Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see
Caleb: I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Merly: Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me - to me

Lucas: Mama, just killed a girl
Put my arm around her head
Pulled it swiftly, now she's dead
Mama, life has just begun
I've killed the Temple family and have Caleb

Merly: Caleb, ooo, didn't mean to make you cry
I will be back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Matt: Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine, I'm hi-lighting the bible all the time
Goodbye everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind for Juniper

Merly: Caleb, ooo (Anyway the wind blows)
I didn't want to die
Matt: I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
Ben: I see a little silouhetto of a man
Gail and Selena: Scaramouch, Scaramouch will you do the fandango
Gail, Selena and Ben: Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me

Gail and Selena:
Lucas Buck-o
Lucas Buck-o
Lucas Buck-o
Lucas Buck-o
Lucas Buck-o figaro - magnifico

Caleb: But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
Gail and Selena: He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Ben: Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Matt: Easy come, easy go - will you let me go
Lucas: Bismillah! No, I will not let you go -
Caleb: Let him go!
Lucas: Bismillah! No, I will not let you go -
Caleb: Let him go!
Lucas: Will not let you go -
Matt: let me go
Lucas: Will not let you go -
Matt: let me go
Lucas, Ben, Gail and Selena: No, no, no, no, no, no, no-
Matt: Oh Mama mia mama mia, mama mia let me go
Caleb: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for meeeeeee
(At which point they all freeze in place and start banging their heads)

Matt: So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
Merly: So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Selena: Oh Lucas, can't do this to me Lucas
Ben: Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here
Caleb: Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Caleb and Merly: Nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me
Merly: Anyway the wind blows..

Choice Quotes: Eye of the Beholder

Judge: "I didn't know you were a gardener, Lucas."
Lucas: "I've been known to pull a few weeds."

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Selena to Judge at Caleb's custody hearing:
"As Caleb's teacher I know that he's a wonderful boy who needs a firm hand of discipline, and you won't find a firmer hand than Sheriff Buck."

Man In the Long Black Coat
(Bob Dylan)

Crickets are chirpin' the water is high
There's a soft cotton dress on the line hangin' dry
Window's wide open African trees
Bent over backwards in a hurricane breeze
Not a word, a goodbye, not even a note
She's gone with the man in the long black coat

Somebody seem him hangin' around
At the old dance hall on the outskirts of town
He looked into her eyes when she stopped him to ask
If he wanted to dance he had a face like a mask
Somebody said, from the Bible he quote
There was dust on the man in the long black coat

Preacher was talkin' there's a sermon he gave
He said every man's conscience is vile and depraved
You cannot depend on it to be your guide
When it's you who must keep it satisfied
It ain't easy to swallow, it sticks in the throat
She give her heart to the man in the long black coat

One, two...
There are no mistakes in life some people say
It's true sometimes you can see it that way
People don't live or die, people just float
She give her heart to the man in the long black coat

There's smoke on the water, it's been there since June
Tree trunks uprooted in the high crescent moon
Hear the pulse and vibrations and the rumblin' force
Somebody's out there beating on a dead horse
She never said nothin', there was nothin' she wrote
She's gone with the man in the long black coat

Aa-aa-ack!! It's the attack of the Kamikaze Crows!!

AG Trivia!
(Answers will be posted further down the page)

1). What is Merlyn's favourite breakfast cereal?
Hint: "They're Gr-r-reat!"

2). In the opening credits, Gary Cole is listed first. Who is listed second?

3). What was the message in blood that Merlyn shows the Coroner?

4). Trinity ranks lowest in the State for Serious Crime, but highest in ________?

5). What is "SOL's" real name?

6). What newspaper did he work for?

7). What is the year on the Fulton County Hospital sign?

8). What was the missing ingredient that Caleb added to Ms.Holt's soup?

Caleb: "Daddy, what should I wish for? What should I wish for, Daddy?"
Gage: "Salvation."

Choice Quote from "Requiem":
Lucas to Ben & Billy in the cemetery:
"Well, if it ain't the Hardy Boys!"
(for those of you new to the AG world, Shaun Cassidy, creator of American Gothic, played one of the Hardy Boys in the 70's series)


Hardy Boys Home Page (home of the above photo)

The Hardy Boys Drinking Game

*On Raven Wings*
by "Greyhound" (anubis@mindwell.com)

Darkness comes on raven wings
Gracefully in silence
A beautiful face, a sugar-sweet voice
No hint of hidden violence
Darkness touches Trinity
With soft and silken hands
He strikes a deal and rules your life
As sovereign of his land
Darkness knows your secret past
Darkness knows your sins
Darkness knows your every move
Darkness always wins
But that is a truth that no longer holds
And Darkness may lose his fight
To a doctor, a child, a radiant spirit
All of whom carry a light
A beacon of hope in a perilous town
A shimmering, bright luminescence
Casting away the shadows of night
A danger to Darkness's presense
So be wary of Darkness's welcoming grin
For contrary to what others say
Evil bears not horns or wings
And stalks well into day

Trivia Answers!

1). Kellogg's Frosted Flakes

2). Paige Turco

3). DON'T BURY THE TRUTH

4). Missing Persons

5). Rafael Santo

6). The Miami Tribune

7). 1924

8). compassion

An American Gothic Soundtrack Elaine-style!
I've been thinking. What songs would I put on an AG soundtrack, if I had to make one right now, and I couldn't use songs from the show. So... what songs do I know of, that fit with AG?

Here's what I came up with:
* Red Right Hand -- Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
* Man in the Long Black Coat -- Joan Osborne
* Bad Moon Rising -- CCR (Credence Clearwater Revival)
* Burning Down the House -- Talking Heads
* O Fortuna -- Carl Orff
* Perdita -- Rubber City (Wild At Heart Sndtrk.)
* Wicked Game -- Chris Isaak

Good Homework Habits
Poster in Selena's Classroom

1). Name in upper right corner.
2). Use good lighting.
3). Study in a quiet place.
4). Is your work neat?
5). Is it complete?
6). No TV beforehand.
7). Did you proofread it?
8). Try your best!

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