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Haikus
by Kim McFarland
Sit back and drink in the zen of it all... or something...
Food
Baloney sammitch
with mustard, cheese, and mayo.
I think I'm in love.
Space Ghost
White Spandex leaves not
much to imagination
but we wish it did.
Zorak
Six foot six inches
of lean, green, hungry evil
trapped in a tin can.
Red, green, blue, yellow,
green, olive, and chartreuse too.
Make up your dang mind.
Brak
Gaze of cat or owl
Saberlike fangs long and sharp
Smelling of fluffies
Cooking with Brak is
not suicidal folly;
eating with him is.
Raymond
Tiny little Raymond.
Mantis of the 'pocalypse.
Crunchy, munchy Ray.
Lokar
Lokar, an insect
ineffably in touch with
his feminine side.
Black Widow
Black Widow has the
heart of an eighteen-year-old
twenty times over.
Doctor Nightmare
Dr. Nightmare-was
he separated at birth
from a dalek? Huh?
The Rappin' Space Goblin
Rappin' Space Goblin
educational buddy
texture coats the walls.