Finger in Butt

Finger In Butt sound climp

LO-FI
Gregorian Hillbilly Punk with a dark edge

F.I.B. is:

Okra Purkypyle
Geetar & vocals

Cornpone Purkypyle
Backup vocals & recoding engineer

Queen Butterbean Purkypyle

Vocals & stuff
Ronald Reagan Purkypyle
Percussion & backing vocals

NEW DEBUTT ALBUM
ON
Wrecked-um Records
We're Indiependant - Screw the Majors!!

"DTC"
Direct to cassette
recorded LIVE at the Embassy Suits Hotel
NxNW 2000

The long awaited new album from the most several of of
talented musicians fom the "Heartland"

Ourown Recipees
stuff from our smash hit song "Sisters In The Kichen (shutup and quit'cher bitchin')" and cookbook of the same name by poppuler demand

Okra's Peach Pie
1 frozen pie crust from Circle K
3 cups okra (washed & cut into small pieces about the size of my uncle Amos' glass eye)
3 cups of peaches (pureed)
1 cup of lemon juice
1 teespon of what'sthishere sauce
1 quart Rebel Yell Sourmash
Combine allingredeints ecxept pie crust & RYSM
Stir 'em up, pour 'em into pie crust
Drink 1 quart Rebel Yell Sour Mash
Pie should be done by then
Rmove from oven and allow tocool
Enjoy with freinds - if you have any you dumb f***er

Butter Bean's Sour Mash Moonshine & sideDish
1 large kettle of water
fill with butterbeans
Throw out water Pour in as much Rebel Yell Sour Mash as yo can git
Boil a long time (until beans are mashable)
Pour of liquid into jugs and cork
Serve up beans while hot
*Do not give table scraps to yer pets - its tto good fer them

CornPone Ice Cream
Glean one gallon armadiller milk - bee carful the little buggers biteand scartch
Set on back porck for 3 days
Skim off dead bugs & leaves - set aside
In ice cream bucket add:
1/2 cup salt
2 Tbs curry
4 cups corn-pone(pureed)
1 fifth Rebel Yell Sour Mash
Blend untill frozen (stiffer than when you started)
Sprinkle with bugs & leaves

RonaldReagan Condom-mint Soup
1/2 water
1/2 ketchup
1/2 Rebel Yell Sour Mash
stirr well
Add jelly bean dumplins as desired

Band philosphy:
work hard, real hard
sing loud, real loud
write good, real good
and never forget to practice.

blame it on the bossa nova

Reviews:
Thank You Tonya H8rd**ng -- fdor truninng us on to this band+!!
bubbuuh -

"Truly an innovative band. These cool newcomers have shunned tradition in every way. Going so far as toput out their first record on vinyl, somehow they have managed to capture the length of theur live performance on just a little 45. Their tear jerkin' anthem "I'm Cryin'" has been playing for over 2 hours now. This catchy tune has an interesting prcussion "pop" as the gals tirelessly sing "I'm cryin' cuds you broke my (pop) "I'm cryin' cuds you broke my (pop) "I'm cryin' cuds you broke my (pop). Wow! I'm gonna listen to this song all the way through to the end no matter how long it goes on!!
Joe King - Dead Stump Daily Chronicle

"... one of the best new bands this year. Talented, dedicated artists with awesome chops. The lead singer , Quenn Butterbean(who wishes to remain nameless) can really wail it out but each of the backup singers is a diva in her own right."
Lee King - BlackStump Daily Chronicle

"If you only get out to see one band this year make sure it's Finger in Butt. Playing to SRO crowds in the circus tent at the trveling medicine show these gals kick butt. Their soon to be hit, "You Made Me Cry When You Dropped The Anvil On My Foot" brought tears to my eyes. I haven't cried like that in years, I cried and cried and cried. My gal Sally cried too, she hadn't cried like that in years, she cried and cried and cried."
Art Faye - Igpay Atinlay Daily Chronicle

Hey .. please vort for us ...K? - Thanks

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