Name the Episode in which:

 1.  Nick joins the Luminology cult.
 2.  Nick tapes a killer's confession, then destroys the tape.
 3.  Schanke shows off his duck lamp.
 4.  Schanke wears moose "jammies."
 5.  Tracy goes undercover with an escort service.
 6.  A virtual reality babe vamps Nick.
 7.  Nick eats chicken noodle soup.
 8.  The Nightcrawler quotes Milton's Paradise Lost.
 9.  Schanke's ex-partner urges him to quit the force and join a pharmaceutical firm.
10. Alexandra tries to skewer Nick in an auto-wrecking yard.
11. Schanke gets strapped to a chair with a bomb underneath.
12. Aging don wants his great-grandson to carry on the family crime syndicate.
13. Gordon Michael Woolvet of Andromeda plays a grocery delivery boy.
14. Schanke puts 2 + 2 together and comes up with "Is Nick a vampire???"
15. Vesuvius erupts and buries Pompeii.
16. Tracy's childhood friend still calls her "Button."
17. Vampire suffers multiple personality disorder.
18. Tracy's father schemes to get her transferred out of homicide division.
 

Complete the Quotation:

 1.  Nick: "I don't tan, I don't burn, I..."
 2.  LaCroix: "Dogs are for breakfast, and then only..."
 3.  Nick: "Well, if you don't like what's on the menu, you can always..."
 4.  Nick: "Stay out of the sun, keep away from sharp sticks, you'll..."
 5.  Nick: "You cling to your paganism like..."
 6.  Janette: "Eight hundred years is a long time to live with a..."
 7.  Janette: "If he is running with this crowd, then he is the wolf, and they..."
 8.  Nat: "I have places to go, people to..."
 9.  Nat: "Nick, I don't know if you've noticed, but most of my patients..."
10. Vachon: "I hear she's pretty good with the dead, and..."
11. Schanke: "You two must've really been something once. I'll bet I know when..."
12. LaCroix: "If this is the cure, then give me the..."
13. LaCroiox: "If there is a God, must He be..."
14. LaCroix: "Mark my words, Nicholas. Material wealth is..."
15. Janette: "Filthy habit, smoking. At least I know it won't..."
16. Nick: "A word to the wise. Immortality is no excuse not to..."
17. Vachon: "Any time anything weird happens, you call on your..."
18. Nick: "It's always good to know what the opposition is..."
 

Whodunnit?

 1.  Who bought out an entire restaurant to wine and dine Natalie?
 2.  Who said he thought cars were much sexier with fins?
 3.  Who came to Nick's rescue when Dr. Chung wanted to stake him?
 4.  Who ran afoul of a blood bank "Nurse Ratchet" in "Dark Knight"?
 5.  Who framed Nick for murder in "Killer Instinct"?
 6.  Who sabotaged the courtroom venetian blinds in "False Witness"?
 7.  Who killed neo-vampire Bridget at the end of "Bad Blood"?
 8.  On whom did Dr. Shawna Welsh try to pin her crimes in "Crazy Love"?
 9.  Who stabbed the Rebecca fan in the intro to "Dying for Fame"?
10. Who wooed Natalie (and made Nick jealous) in "Only the Lonely"?
11. Who ate mobster Jimmy Vinetti's spaghetti off his plate?
12. Who told Nick not to "worry his pretty little head" in "Curiouser & Curiouser"?
13. Who pricked her finger on a rose thorn in "Be My Valentine"?
14. Why did Marybeth Ellis create the asteroid scare in "A More Permanent Hell"?
15. Who embezzled Nick's fortune in "Blood Money"?
16. Who stepped "Outside the Lines" and murdered a drug dealer/suspect?
17. Who brought Urs across?
18. Who performed the exorcisms in "Sons of Belial"?
 

Flashbacks:

 1.  Rasputin sprouted fangs in the flashback of this episode.
 2.  Nick sought this book in East Berlin in "1966."
 3.  Brothel-keeper Daviau met "A Fate Worse Than Death" at this vampire's hand.
 4.  Nick did this vampire in by dropping a portculis (wooden gate) on her.
 5.  She called Nicholas deBrabant "The Man of the Night."
 6.  Name the lover who told Nick "You, sir, are very skilled with your sword."
 7.  What new gadget drew Enforcers to the Civil War battlefield in "Unreality TV"?
 8.  Alexandra's job title, until she met Nick & LaCroix.
 9.  In "1966," LaCroix's 1-word response to an East German officer's threat to
        interrogate him.
10. What tune did Sister Marise's music box play in the "Capital Offense" flashback?
11. Nick went to California by steamer trunk courtesy of this organized crime boss.
12. How did political asst. Angela Mosler die in the 1968 "Beyond the Law" flashback?
13. What ailed LaCroix on arrival at the Brabant estate in "Be My Valentine"?
14. What substance proved "mildly intoxicating" to Nick in "The Code"?
15. She ran the Pompeii establishment of which General Lucius was a patron.
16. Whose ransom established Nick's fortune in "Blood Money"?
17. How did Nick kill suspected collaborator Giroux in "Outside the Lines"?
18. This substance was used to repel vampires during the Spanish Inquisition in
        "Sons of Belial."
 

Name the Character:

 1.  She wrote a book that was "Stranger Than Fiction."
 2.  He told Schanke a weird, creepy scorpion story.
 3.  She admits that "we cater to the occasional fetishist."
 4.  He hung out with Vachon and Screed in the "Hearts of Darkness" flashback.
 5.  He witnessed Uncle Nick's "basement bimbo buffet," thanks to LaCroix.
 6.  She was Nick's sponsor in "Feeding the Beast."
 7.  She bore a striking resemblance to Nick's ballerina/obsession.
 8.  Natalie's only recurring lab assistant.
 9.  The young prostitute Janette tried to rescue in "A Fate Worse Than Death."
10. LaCroix called him "the surgeon-barber."
11. She was Katharine Barrington's secretary in "Forward into the Past."
12. This Vietnamese vampire sought revenge on Travis Drake's entire unit.
13. He initiated a family curse by murdering Gwyneth in "Queen of Harps."
14. This vampire's talents included finances -- and greenhouse plants.
15. He helped Nick and the Inca collect bombs at the end of "Black Buddha."
16. She nookied with Nick on the "astral plane."
17. He was the Hannibal Lecter clone in "Trophy Girl."
18. A demon left him to possess Nick instead in "Sons of Belial."
 

A Little of Everything:

 1.  What color was the rat that infected Nick in "Fever"?
 2.  Name the novel everyone was reading in "Stranger Than Fiction."
 3.  For which side did Nick play doctor in "Unreality TV's" Civil War flashback?
 4.  Nick recalled a deaf composer friend while playing this piece on the piano.
 5. What routine operation did Natalie set out to get in "Let No Man Tear Asunder"?
 6.  What substance kept the Spa Experience ladies young in "If Looks Could Kill"?
 7.  In which episode did Amanda Tapping, later of Stargate SG-1, appear?
 8.  How did Dr. Shawna Welsh die at the end of "Crazy Love"?
 9.  Why was it odd for Schanke to get a call from his mother-in-law in "Partners
        of the Month"?
10. What was the killer's weapon-of-choice in "The Fire Inside"?
11. Richard Chevolleau, later of Earth: Final Conflict, played a gang member in which
        episode?
12. What Serena meant to ask for when she requested that Nick give her immortality.
13. Divia's maker was said to practice this profession.
14. Nick first encountered the Black Buddha aboard what ship?
15. The only episode featuring canine vampires and the innovative "doggie-cam!"
16. Name the TV talk show Tracy appeared on in "My Boyfriend is a Vampire."
17. What caused Nick's amnesia in "Night in Question"?
18. Christy Black's career before her psychiatrist brainwashed her in "Strings."
 
 

Answers  (Score 1 point per correct response):
 

Name the episode:

 1.  Faithful Followers
 2.  Undue Process
 3.  Partners of the Month
 4.  Killer Instinct
 5.  Trophy Girl
 6.  Games Vampires Play
 7.  Night in Question
 8.  Sons of Belial
 9.  The Code
10. Fatal Mistake
11. Hunted
12. Father's Day
13. Can't Run, Can't Hide
14. Close Call
15. A More Permanent Hell
16. Outside the Lines
17. Hearts of Darkness
18. Strings
 
 

Complete the Quotation:

 1.  ...implode."
 2.  ...in the hardest of times."
 3.  ...leave."
 4.  ...live forever."
 5.  ...lichen to a stone."
 6.  ...cold heart."
 7.  ...are poodles!"
 8.  ...dissect."
 9.  ...over the last few years have all been dead."
10. ...the undead."
11. ...in college, right?"
12. ...disease."
13. ...sane?"
14. ...a burden."
15. ...kill me."
16. ...floss."
17. ...supernatural chum Vachon."
18. ...up to."
 
 

Whodunnit?

 1.  LaCroix
 2.  Vachon
 3.  Janette
 4.  Schanke
 5.  LaCroix
 6.  Natalie
 7.  Liam O'Neal
 8.  Peter Barlow
 9.  Wendy
10. Roger Jameson
11. Nick
12. Captain Natalie Lambert
13. Fleur
14. To make a killing in devalued securities & currency
15. Sean DuChamps
16. Bruce
17. Vachon
18. Vanderwahl
 
 

Flashbacks:

 1.  "Strings"
 2.  The Abarat
 3.  Janette
 4.  Francesca
 5.  Joan of Arc
 6.  Erica
 7.  The camera
 8.  Bar maid
 9.  "Try!"
10. Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata"
11. Don Constantine
12. Hanged herself
13. Sun exposure
14. Curare
15. Seline
16. The Dauphin
17. Snapped his neck
18. Lamb's blood
 
 

Name the Character:

 1.  Emily Weiss
 2.  Captain Stonetree
 3.  Janette
 4.  Bourbon
 5.  Andre
 6.  Monica
 7.  Lucy Preston
 8.  Grace Balthazar
 9.  Celeste
10. Jack the Ripper
11. Madelyn
12. Tran
13. Lord DeLabarre
14. Feliks Twist
15. Screed
16. Marian Blackwing
17. Scheer
18. Michael
 

A Little of Everything:

 1.  White
 2.  The Denied
 3.  The North
 4.  "Fur Elise"
 5.  Knee surgery
 6.  Vampire blood
 7.  "Near Death"
 8.  Injected herself with the drug used on her victims
 9.  She'd earlier been established as dead
10. A flamethrower
11. "Amateur Night"
12. A baby
13. Healer
14. The Titanic
15. "Blind Faith"
16. The Jerry Show
17. He was shot in the head
18. Singer
 
 

Scoring: There are 108 correct answers possible.

If you scored:

95 - 108: Master. You have a vampire's perfect (or almost-perfect, anyway) memory.
80 - 94: Expert. You've been watching FK all night instead of sleeping again, haven't you?
65 - 79: Journeyman. Not bad. We could still use you on "Vampire Jeopardy."
50 - 64: Novice. Maybe a few sessions with Dr. LaCroix could improve your memory...
49 or less: Fledgling. Nick who? We thought this was a Buffy quiz!
 
 
 
 

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