Fantomas - The Director's Cut Label: Ipecac Rating: 90

Fantomas stand with their feet planted horizontally across the soft dimensions of your face, warping the shape of your skull and shoulders with their off-color explosions. With expectations withering on the floor, leaving a viscious stink, nothing in their hands is concrete. As a follow up to their 30 song debut, throughout which vocalist Mike Patton never formed a single actual word, Fantomas offer these sixteen new creations, all realigned versions of film soundtracks, ranging from the notorious theme to Rosemary's Baby to the obscure and peculiar wank of 'Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer'. While there are many similarities to the dispersed flip-flopping styles of their earlier work, 'The Director's Cut' breaks new ground with a thick jagged axe. First, most noticably, are the even more varied vocal stylings; Patton's sweet croon on 'Experiment in Terror' is nothing we've heard before from him on a Fantomas recording, along with many of the other croaking spitting pissing screaming noises he excretes. Yet another testament to the unabashed genius of Mike Patton and his co-conspirators, leaving those caught up in the rapture with mouths even more full with thick drool. An album full of original material is expected hopefully by the end of the year, to bend us out of shape and into warped format even more.

Faraquet - The View From This Tower Label: Dischord Rating: 94

Fusing together the musical complication and ingenuity of King Crimson with the ferocity and D.C.-sound of Fugazi, interlaced with a bit of the flare of the later Police, Faraquet emerge, creating an album of technical, churning, and passionate frenzies collapsed into melodically pleasing atrophy. After several smaller releases of 7" singles and four songs on a split single with the choppy, quirk-filled Akarso, the band moved to Dischord for the release of their first full-length, The View From This Tower. Any and all excitement created by those previous releases, or the smattering of incredible live appearances (including a stint with Fugazi and All Scars on their brief winter 1999 east coast tour) could not have been quelled in a more breathtaking way with these ten songs- all overflowing with rhythmic melody, well timed and trained percussion and perfectly placed vocals, executed with inarguable musical finesse. This is without a doubt one of the best debut full-length albums to be released in quite some time. Moronic, short-sighted critics should stop philosophizing on the supposed themes and genius of the art-rock wannabe pseudo-intellectual-"masterpiece" called 'Kid A' and start paying attention to something that REALLY moves. Praise the lord for Dischord.

Faraquet/Akarso - split LP Label: 404 Records Rating: 88

This split LP features 4 songs from each band- Faraquet : Meld quirky, moving jazzish textures and sounds with the intensity and energy of the Washington DC sound and you have somewhat established the feel of Faraquet. A tight and relentless rhythm section laid over with complex and beautiful guitar work as well as soothing melodic vocals. Note for note, Faraquet offers something awe-inspiring as well as moving, coming from a direction that few bands are able to pull of with such precision. To add a bit of credibility to the musicians in the band, it should be noted that two-thirds of Faraquet were a part of the incredible Dischord band Smart Went Crazy. Performing live, Faraquet is just as inventine, and even more dynamic. As a young band, they will definitely be something to watch grow into the future, as a full length album is supposedly in the works for a release in 2000. Akarso : Choppy and aggressive tides of movement transforming themselves over and again amidst a dark feeling mood. Teeth-bared vocals highly reminiscent of Steve Albini (Big Black/Rapeman/Shellac) that fit very well into the complex and somewhat scattered yet deadly focused mood. The sound continues to shapeshift as it progresses in each song, ranging from broken and minimalistic, to spastic and metallic, to start/ stop rhythym progressions, to flowing and beautiful, and on into many other interesting places. Although they differ greatly from Faraquet, the combination of the two bands fits very well together, offering two different tastes yet maintaining some form of commonality. This is definitely a release that fans of "indie rock" should add to their collection.

Fugazi - End Hits Label: Dischord Rating: 92

The amazing new full length from one of the most innovative and influential post-hardcore bands ever. Very much in the vein of the previous album 'Red Medicine', in the mood and expanding ideas of innovation. The tracks are filled with the classic Fugazi energy and spirit- unable to be pulled down and highly inspirational. 'Arpeggiator' comes out as one of the best instrumentals they've ever done; 'Five Corporations' is blatant and addictively tough; the bossanova rhythms of 'Close Captioned', one of their best songs ever, is haunting, bleak, and absolutely jaw dropping. The vocals are at their potent best- with Guy's more delicate, brooding air held together with Ian's more rough, penetrating snarl. If you have not yet picked up on this band, I can not begin to tell you how vital and incredible they are- you'll just have to find out on your own. Definitely a must have for all fans of this genre, and a good starting point for those who may not be.

Fugazi - Instrument Soundtrack Label: Dischord Rating: 84

Along with the video to which this album of mostly instrumental tracks is a soundtrack for, Fugazi offers a stripped down and revealing look at the the synthesis of their ideas- the very ways in which they have been writing incredible music over the last 10+ years. We are able to see just how potent the driving power and energy of Fugazi's music is, as it is presented in instrumentals and basic demos of songs that were previously released on earlier albums- such as 'Rend It' and 'Arpeggiator'. This collection of material shows that Fugazi is not just "the band who won't give in to industries and major labels"- they are the creators of beautiful music and ideas. The inspiring and moving track 'i'm so tired' is a simple piece consisting of mostly Ian and a piano, moving from the loud and angry anthemic pulsation of 'Little Debbie'. Hardcore Fugazi fans will consider this a must-have; others may find more value in their actual albums. Nonetheless, there is definitely an immediate value in the 'Instrument' video and its musical accompaniment.

the hal al Shedad - s/t Label: Troubleman Unlimited/Buddy System Rating: 95

the hal al Shedad are purely incredible. Technically amazing musicianship- extremely provocative, intense emotional power- bitter, expressive and self evaluating lyrics. It all just makes me want to scream and jump around at times, while at others lulls me to a sad calm. Fusing together rambling slightly off-key vocals, dischordant and beautiful guitar lines, and driving complex basslines, the hal al Shedad express themselves through music in a way that no one else can quite touch. Lyrical content is extremely touching- profound, innovative and expressive. This entire CD is amazing, but some of the most powerful moments come on 'Postcard Communication'- an epic struggle between anger and sadness, and the jangly, expressive 'That One'. Most definitely one of the most talented, creative, and powerful bands to have emerged in the world of emotional music recently. There is something just so strong in the music and words of this band that it grips your heart and mind- most definitely worth every cent.

the hal al Shedad - Textures Of Tomorrow Label: Troubleman Unlimited/Buddy System Rating: 96

When I walked into the record store looking for something new, I saw this sitting on the counter having just been released and almost screamed. I ran home and put it in and good lord it was as beautiful as i had expected. This album has the same beautiful rambling oddity found on the first release, but it has been pushed in a highly provacative new direction. Jumping from complex and quiet melodies dischordant flows, mixed with very emotional lyrics. Every song is amazing from the sleepily angry 'Somnopolis' to the slowly evolving 'Ivan's Devil'. Perhaps some of the best moments shine out in the somber and angry 'Distorted Eyes' or the heartbreaking 'Poisoned'. the hal al Shedad have this amazing ability to capture raw emotion in their dynamic flows of extremely moving and absoutely breathtaking discordant/melodic structures. There is something thoroughly intoxicating about the haunting voice and words of Ben as he shouts/whispers/sings. I just can not begin to express how completely mesmerizing this band is. This kind of expression is what music should be all about. HIGHLY, HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.

Hayden - The Closer I Get Label: Outpost Rating: 91

For those who have never heard of Hayden, he is a man who writes fairly simple, but amazingly beautiful songs with lyrics that are honest, direct and heartbreaking. On the first Hayden record, 'Everything I Long For" it mainly consisted of him and an acoustic guitar, and sometimes a harmonica. On this disc, although there are tracks like the old ones, the guitar is backed by some other instruments for a more full and just as powerful sound. My favorites on this disc would probably be 'Two Doors', 'The Danger Of Sitting Beneath Palm Trees', and 'Between Us To Hold', but all of them are classics. If you like raw, powerful music with simple lyrics that will bring tears to your eye, buy this. Fans of Dinosaur Jr. or the folkier side of Beck will love this. And if you get the chance to see him live, dont pass it up because he is amazing, plus he's a genuinely nice guy.

Hum - Downward Is Heavenward Label: RCA Rating: 92

Hum is in my top 5 favorite bands of all time, so when this new album came out a while ago I was ecstatic. I got home with it and enjoyed it, but was sort of disappointed. However, as I listened to it more and more, I became infected with it. This album is ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE. Hum has this uncanny ability to wrap themselves into your body and tear you down from the inside. I would say that 'Downward Is Heavenward' is one of the most awkwardly romantic albums of all time, in this off-kilter almost dark way. Gives me chills. The way they put together their unique melodies and ideas, melding into sounds and atmospheres that can fulfill just about any mood. I am really at a loss for words about this band- it just must be taken in. If you liked Hum before, go get this album and listen to it over and over. I guarantee that it will hit you in a way unlike any other. (reviewed '98)

Hurl - We Are Quiet In This Room Label: My Pal God Rating: 87

Controlled yet chaotic rhythyms and melodies condensed into powerful and inspiring blends of sound- this is the magic that makes up the music of Hurl. Hailing from the same hometown as the amazing instrumental band Don Caballero (Pittsbugh, PA), Hurl could be thought of as taking the ingenuity and creativity of D.C. and adding more structure, thus making it easier to listen to, and then putting calm, almost spoken vocals to the mix. The album is full of incredible ideas, breakdowns, movements, and other musical elements. The beautiful swirling transition from 'This Numbness' to 'Test The Waters' which then flows directly into 'I Have Idled, I Am Idle, I Will Idle', helps create a sense of flowing that continues through the rest of the album. An interesting cover of Nice Strong Arm's 'Amnesia' jostles the mood of the rest of the album, moving thoughts into a provocative arena. The album's end comes with a building crescendo of discordance which eventually resolves into a simple yet effective few moments of an acoustic guitar, thus leaving with an odd yet warmly comfortable feeling. Overall, this album is pure genious, and could be appreciated by just about anyone who appreciates slightly dark, incredibly talented, and unique music.

Indian Summer - Live: Blue Universe Label: ? Rating: 85

A quite impressive live album from these short-lived ('93-'94 emocore pioneers. Their music spans a broad range of emotions, from delicate meandering notes to rough and throbbing gushes of organized noise. Could be thought of as a dynamic cross between Unwound and Current. This set is recorded as a live college radio broadcast, through almost all of which a voice is heard whispering mostly inaudible passages and an old 1930's female blues singer wails from a record. The vocals are very powerful- wandering on and off key and changing from a mutter to a scream beautifully. All in all, this epic record should be given the attention it deserves.

In/Humanity - Violent Resignation Label: Prank Rating: 81

Someone vomiting up blood all over your birthday cake. Finding large writhing mealworms in your stool. Having a babysitter at the age of seventeen who makes you lick the hair falling out over her flabby inner thighs. These feelings are just a smidgen of those that could be invoked by the throbbing, sweat and piss encrusted sounds of the In/Humanity. This forty-two track library of everything the band did throughout their seven years of pulse-pounding terror is about as gritty and face-smashing as hardcore gets. Samples of satanic rituals, throaty face-on-floor screams for teen suicide, song-titles such as 'We're Sick of Music and We Hate Each Other' and 'Nutty Antichrist': everything fits in with the wickedly vicious mic-taped-to-fist style that the epitome of Prank Records stood for. This compendium of insanity displays the band throughout their career, including the beautiful (and in my opinion most impressive) work they did on 'The History Behind the Mystery' as well as their later, more experimental tracks, and the legendary early assaults. So many bands tried to pull off what these guys did, but really never had a chance. For over-the-top, nausea and heart-attack driven hardcore, look no further, you have found your savior. Not for those in early stages of pregnancy, mentally stable or the faint-of-heart. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Ink And Dagger - The Fine Art Of Original Sin Label: Initial Records Rating: 81

Darkly gorgeous melodies and harsh rhythyms erupt, intertwining with sometimes soothing, often bitter vocals- fusing into a forceful soundscape of angry and brooding energy that overwhelms the ears; Throughout 'The Fine Art Of Original Sin', the first LP of Philadelphia's Ink and Dagger, one can sense the condensed power of their music, overcome only by the intensity of their live performance. From wailing harmonics to pulsing distorted waves, the music is creative and amazing- matched with lyrics and vocals that send shivers down the spine. These DC inspired vampires could entice and pulverize the masses. WARNING: Not for your average listener. "We're all better six feet under, right?" (reviewed '98 or '99)

Jawbreaker - Live 4/30/94 Label: Allied/Blackball Rating: 77

A very gratifying document of one of the last live shows of the legendary and absoultly incredible emotional punkrock band Jawbreaker. First off, it is a must have for any Jawbreaker fan due to the fact that it contains three previously extremely rare tracks- 'Shirt' leftover from the 'Dear You' recording sessions, 'For Esme', and a rocking version of 'Gemini'. One of my favorite things about this album is that it offers much more raw and powerful versions of two songs off of 'Dear You' ('Accident Prone' & 'Save Your Generation') so that they may be heard without the what many consider overproduced sounds of the album tracks. The outstanding versions of 'Ashtray Monument' and 'Jinx Removing' prove that Jawbreaker were just as good live as they were recorded, if not even better at times. I wouldn't necessarily recommend this as a starting point for new Jawbreaker fans, but as something that all of the many who are awed by them must own. this is as

Jets To Brazil - Orange Rhyming Dictionary Label: Jade Tree Rating: 81

Consisting of ex-Jawbreaker frontman Blake Schwarzenbach, ex-Texas Is The Reason drummer Chris Daly, and ex-Handsome vocalist/guitarist Jeremy Chatelain, Jets To Brazil could be thought of something like an amalgam of their forefathers with a slightly darker and more mature musical perspective. On their first release, 'Orange Rhyming Dictionary', the Jets a powerful and uniquely expressive collage of sound. Containing epic qualities, the album moves through vast realms of emotion and thought- from the poppy yet angry Big-Brother-esque 'Resistance Is Futile' to the somber, self-evaluating 'I Typed For Miles'. Perhaps the most focused and beautiful moment on the album is 'Chinatown'- a passionate anthem for the weary. In any case, this record is a pleasantly suprising piece from three men attempting to escape the looming shadows cast by their past projects- and as their unique and fresh blend of pop/emo/rock/synth continues to evolve, they could prove to alter the face of "indie rock" forever.

Kid 606 - The Action-Packed Mentallist Brings You The Fucking Jams
Label: Tigerbeat6 Rating: 84

Yes Kid606 is bringing you the fucking jams, copyrights or no. This album is
basically a mesh of remixed radio hits smashed in the face and run over into one
another, with no care as to who might care. Kid606 is one of the more interesting
laptop dork artists amidst the numerous ones he gives home to on his label
Tigerbeat6, via his penchant for brandishing noise and killer composition within
the framework of highly addictive beats and computer-ass melodies. Here he
lifts tracks from all sorts of artists, including Eminem, Missy Elliot, DMX, Jay-Z,
Bikini Kill, Radiohead, and many others, taking the originals and forcing them
around like a redheaded stepchild, tearing them into little pieces and realigning
them under a new guise. One of the albums more ironic moments comes in Kid’s
relish for repeating and distorting Missy’s line “Copyrighted, so don’t copy me.”
If that doesn’t drive it home, the song name ‘MP3 Killed The CD Star’ says it all
about what 606 is trying to accomplish. If nothing else, he’ll have you rolling
around in the floor trying to figure out how to break dance, shaking your ass,
laughing at a barbershop version of Radiohead’s ‘Creep’ and re-evaluating the
ways in which noise can be fused to the sounds of pop. It’s not quite as impacting
or innovative as ‘Down with the Scene’ but this could be the drywall-smashing,
blood on the carpet dance party album you’ve been searching for.

Le Shok - We Are Electrocution Label: GSL Rating: 10

Hold on. Just a second. I'm trying to think of something good to say about Le Shok. Give me another minute. Hmm. Shit. This is hard. Well, the design of the art on the compact disc itself is rather hip: a see-through media with a woman spread and a electric socket in the center. Silly art, but interesting concept. On to the music, excuse me that deserves some quotes around it- on to the "music". Le Shok are basically four snot-nosed punk kids who think that their album is "arty" because they are friends with bands like Ink and Dagger and have songs with stupid one-liners like 'Killed By Fuck' and 'Blend the Quick With the Slow'. They brag about being high on Vicodin and are too drunk to play their instruments correctly. More worried about whether their hair looks Spockish enough than if they are playing in time together. Repetetively shouted vocals with attempts at art-punk lyricism and defunct boring spazz rock melodies. I'm sure they'd eat a negative review like this right up, with their middle-fingers held high and snarlingly laughing to make some half-thought out smartass remark. But I have to maintain, unless you really like sloppy shithouse drug-induced punkrock (which undoubtedly many do), 'We Are Electrocution' deserves to be soaked in piss and kicked in the face multiple times. Yeah.

The Locust - s/t Label: GSL Rating: 78

A dark carnival, with seething maggots coming at you in a buzzing mass. This self-titled album is full of spastic, screaming grind that swarms over you like twisted carnival music or the insane ravings of the slaughtered. Yet there is something more intriguing and mind-piercing about the Locust something addictive and almost frightening. Although this is definitely not for unadventurous listeners, those who enjoy taking release in angry, screaming, metallic attacks bonded with keyboards and oddly abstract lyrics will find The Locust to be great therapy.


Lovage - Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By
Label: 75 Ark
Rating: 69


Dan the Automator is back under the guise of Nathaniel Merriweather, a man who
wants to assist your lovemaking and female-wooing abilities via rhythm. Accompanied
by a barrage of extensively talented identites, most notably including Mike Patton
(Faith No More, Fantomas, Mr. Bungle, and about a thousand other amazing projects),
Jennifer Charles of the Elysian Fields, Kid Koala, Prince Paul and Damon Albarn, he
fulfills that intent with an album of trip-hoppy ensembles overlayed with intertwining male
and female vocals. The greater moments of the album take place in the mesh of Patton
and Charles' soothing vocals, as could be expected given the fact that Patton is arguably
the greatest and most versatile vocalist alive. The result invovles some quite peculiar
but relaxing amalgamations. 'Book of the Month' sounds like what might happen if Barry
White became a member of Portishead. Actually, quite a bit of the album sounds
Portishead-ish, which is in no way a bad thing. Something strange and ambient to lay
back to, or another brick in the wall of albums for Patton collectors. Overall, 'Music To
Make Love To Your Old Lady By' is just that, in a very unusual and tongue-in-cheek way.

Lustre King - Shoot the Messenger Label: Southern Rating: 91

A genius meld of straight-up spine-tingling body-shaking rock and ambient moods, loops and encircling blipsbeepsandscreams. The Lustre King has their science of melding beautiful noise with all-out aggressive indie-rock simmered out to perfection; simply put, every track on this masterpiece is refreshing, energetic and moving. At times, you seep into what they have created and forget just where you are- it's that good. Even more validation for this album come from the guest vocals slots of two of the best indie-rock vocalists around- the 90 Day Men's Brian Case and the ever-notorius busybody Tim Kinsella, both of whom add indisposable elements of listlessness to their tracks. This album was on my list of favorite releases of 1999, and has only risen since then. A definite must-have for any fan of instrumental rock with just the right amounts of experimentation and traditional solid rock.


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