Garden Hose Safety

Take a Crash Course in Proper Garden Hose Usage

By R.C. Thompson

The Wonderful World of Garden Hose Safety!

Orientation

Your garden hose is a wonderful miraculous tool blessed with the astounding power of irrigation, but with power comes corruption. The same hose that brings a happy downpour of synthetic rain to your garden can be a terrible danger to you and your family. If the garden hose is not handled and cared for properly it could easily turn on you like a mistreated pet. That's where I come in. Thankfully you've found me here on this vast expanse of information to save you from your perilous garden tools. This site has been conceived as part of a project to educate the public about the unkown dangers of their garden hose. I encourage you to take both classes offered on this page to get  the most out of your hose safely.

Garden Hose
Safety Classes

	Garden Hose Safety 101 For the more serious garden hose operator and beginners
	Advanced Placement Garden Hose Safety For experienced irrigators willing to take Garden Hose Safety lightly
	GHS First Aid A comprehensive guide to First Aid procedures in a Hose Emergency

After-School Activies

	Author's Commentary Enough said.
	Tip of the Year Visit the tips that change randomly throughout the year!
	Fun With Irrigation For those who want to have fun learning how to irrigate properly

Study Hall

Garden Hose Emergency Help Network For emergency situations only

Music

Background Music
For those who enjoy listening to music while learning

Email!

Write and tell me what you think of my site! I'm open to any and all suggestions and will respond to any email sent in my direction. I'd be glad to answer any gardening or irrigation questions or try to solve any of your garden hose problems. Just click on the above icon to access my email address. I hope to hear from you soon!

Links!

All of the resources used to create this page including graphics and music sources.

Garden Hose Safety's Awards

By nature I am very attached to things that represent how wonderful I am, and; as a rule, I enjoy displaying my accomplishments indiscreetly. Please stop by (click on the column) and view my shameless bragging.

Don't Touch My Stuff I don't want to sound mean or childish, but as a rule I am very fond of the humoristic paragraphs and text that I have conceived and must inform you that copying any of the text and misrepresenting it as your own is plagiarism and is punishable by law. Copyright March 13, 2000.

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