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Welcome to the grand opening of The Unofficial
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We are proud to present loyal Simpsons fans with their very own
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from what the next Simpsons episode is or just to chat about why Lisa is
such a brainiac!
Matt Groening, one of the most talented people in the world,
has published many books in addition to making the best TV show in the world.
He's published books not only about the Simpsons, but also books about his
other characters such as Akbar. Take
a look.
Ask the experts all of your Simpsons questions and they'll answer them for free! Booya!Neato Burrito!
Do you want to be amazed by Homer's mystical and magical powers?
Well here's your chance! Homer's not as stupid as you might think he is.
He will read your
mind! Get ready to submit! Resistance is FUTILE!
Bart spent hours and hours of his time to write an essay on what
it is to be an American. Are you going to let him down and not read it?
Come on! Don't be a WIMP! Read
it!
What has he been doing all his life? The answer to this and many
more questions can be found in his biography!
You never know when someone might ask you what Homer's favorite
book is, and that is why it is a always a good idea to be prepared for anything!
Make sure you read about every one of them -- Homer
- Marge - Bart - Lisa
- Maggie!
You have to have these on every Simpsons page, so here they are!
Have fun reading the pure genius of the Simpsons couch
openings or chalkboard
openings! You could also sit down and laugh with joy at Moe's expense
by reading Bart's prank
calls. Anyone here a Stu Pidass?
 Useless Trivia That Boggles the
Mind
You will find these pointless tidbits on every page! Don't try
to make sense out of them, just boggle your friends with them!
 A tarantula bite is only
milldly poisonous and not much more painful than a bee sting (but don't
take our word for it).
 During its lifetime, the average housecat
will shed 90 pounds of hair; twice that much if you have black upholstery.
Coming Soon:
- The Unofficial Simpsons Homepage Award!
- Top 40 's!
- More character Profiles!
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