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It also uses alot of JavaScript and some Java applets. If you are reading this, your browser
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<H1> Well, since your browser is so primitive that it doesn't handle frames, it
probably can't do JavaScript, either. It might violate the Prime Directive,
to tell you where to get an advanced browser. Just don't tell anyone who sent you, OK?</H1><BR>
<H2> <FONT COLOR="#FF0000"Microsoft's Internet Explorer 3.01 seems to work better on my site because it handles my coding mistakes better. <8o)-</H2><BR>
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