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Who are these Psycho Musicologists?


















Who are those masked musicians?




Austin’s Divas of Dysfunction are now accepting new clients. Maurine McLean and Lisa Rogers, long-time Lone Star lampoon artists, travel the country co-facilitating “group sessions” and demonstrating that music and laughter are the best medicine. This is one HMO (Happening Musical Opportunity) you’ll want to join. If psychotherapy were this much fun we’d all have our mental health.








Maurine McLean, bass player







































Maurine McLean seeks stability by playing steady bass lines. She plays fretted or fretless bass, depending on her stress level. Among the musical styles that influence her songwriting are comic opera, Latin pop music, and TV theme songs of the 1960's. Maurine is a Spanish-English interpreter by day; a musician by night. Both trades allow her to play with sound and meaning, two tireless companions. She's responsible for such Therapy Sisters songs as "My Finger is an Instrument of Death" and "Don't Touch Me When I'm Beautiful." Giving people the giggles by playing music is her heart's delight.





















Lisa Rogers
has played in various and sundry bands throughout the developmental stages of her life. She was weaned on church music, cut her teeth on folk music, took her first steps to bluegrass, swore off high heels while listening to women's music, and found self-realization in the world of novelty tunes. A social worker by trade, Lisa is an avid reader of printed matter that ranges from the New York Times to the National Enquirer. Her most acclaimed news-inspired hit, "The Weenie Whacking Woman," based on the tale of John and Lorena Bobbitt, topped the charts on Dr. Demento's syndicated novelty radio show. Listen to Lisa as she sings of life at its most bizarre; therapy at its best.

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Lisa Rogers, guitar player
























Lisa’s melodic guitar playing and Maurine’s fretless bass go together like hallucinations and Haldol. Though accepted by no major medical insurance, The Therapy Sisters continue to offer their musical mental health care nationwide, reminding you that if you’re not part of the problem, you’re not part of the Family. But if you are one of the best-stressed people you know, let these regular contributors to Dr. Demento introduce your tongue to your cheek with the most affordable therapy in town.




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