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Our therapeutic offerings:

Listen: www.soundclick.com/thetherapysisters

Scroll down for a playlist on each CD.

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Do Something

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$10.00

Let's Put A Folksinger in the White House, Volumes 1 & 2

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Codependent Christmas

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Beyond Prescription

temporarily out of stock

The Early Stages

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Sound Mind

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"I Need A Stalker" from Sound Mind won Best Upbeat at the 2002 South Florida Folk Festival Songwriting Contest!

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 Gobs of great music here.

Or email or call us (512-447-4779) to get a Therapy Sisters special or get your CDs autographed.


Do Something

1. Do Something • Give up bad music for good
2. Life’s Too Short • Where there’s a will there are relatives
3. Good Morning • Amanecí boca arriba y en ayunas
4. IF • If you love it, you can save it
5. Angels Can Fly • Perfect 45° ones
6. Time • Don’t spend it all in one place
7. Therapy Boogie • We like this boogie, man
8. First You Have to Care • Sports is not news
9. Euphor-phoria • Sing along if you dare
10. Things Could Always Get Worse • A recovering whiner’s theme song
11. I’m Gonna Change • It’s not just for laundromats anymore
12. International Anthem • See www.lisaforpresident.com

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Let's Put a Folksinger in the White House

You can listen to most of these songs at www.soundclick.com/thetherapysisters.

1. 43 (3:43)
2. Bare arms (2:04)
3. Bimini (:31)
4. Bless his heart (4:00)
5. Cure for the common Osama (3:19)
6. Enron-ron (2:10)
7. Even the smallest dog (4:02)
8. Everything is gonna be all white (4:50)
9. GM (2:48)
10. God bless the planet earth (1:00)
11. Health carefree (:48)
12. Hold their feet to the fire (3:36)
13. Holy matrimony, Batman (:37)
14. Hooter in the hall of justice (3:28)
15. I just wanna be an outlaw (3:07)
16. K-k-k-kerry (:40)
17. Let's put a folksinger in the white house (2:29)
18. Let's put a rich white guy in the white house (2:29)
19. Mad (2:08)
20. Mad cowboy disease (3:52)
21. No nukes (:28)
22. Peace on the planet (4:13)
23. Ralphie the spoiler (1:44)
24. Robin Hood in reverse (3:37)
25. Tax broke (:47)
26. They never voted for me (2:59)
27. Tying the knot in Vermont (2:37)
28. Wag that dog (1:55)

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Sound Mind

1. Work Like You Don't Need the Money · Our philosophy of life.
2. GM · See what globalization has done to our gullible village.
3. Nuclear Family Waste · In this Caribbean-flavored ditty we wonder: What's the half-life of toxic emotional sludge?
4. Control, Alt, Delete · Don't you wish your problems could be solved with an upbeat reboot?
5. Sleeping Her Way to the Top · Swinging saga about a narcoleptic starlet.
6. Sticks & Stones · You know those bullies who pick on your inner child? Well, you're rubber; they're glue.
7. Old Geezer University · The students in this continuing education program gave it this nickname.
8. My Little Brain · It's more than what you think.
9. I Need a Stalker · Everybody wants a following.
10. Mary Falls Down on the Job · Lights, camera, traction!
11. Bare Arms · Here's a song a million moms could march to.
12. It Wouldn't Be Heaven · Our philosophy of afterlife.

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Codependent Christmas

1. Codependent Christmas · A Western Swing rendition of a dysfunctional family preparing for the holidays.
2. It Must Be Christmas · Swing ballad with a neat twin guitar break. Sweet Mary Reynolds vocal.
3. Christmas in July · Blues tune complaining to Santa about summer heat; comedy sound effects.
4. Abraham's Lament · A Jewish view of Christmas hoopla, with a solo by Yahweh; klezmer style clarinet and sax riffs.
5. The Christmas Boogie · Cover of an old boogie rendition of the Night Before Christmas.
6. The Twelve Days of Analysis* · A cappella take-off on the classic.
7. The Sweet Nutcracker. · The tune to The Dance of the Reed Flutes from The Nutcracker Suite, telling the tale of a shrink and her clients' holiday issues.
8. Happy Whatever You're Having* · An ode to political correctness during Winter.
9. The Christmas Polka · A very schmaltzy, happy, danceable polka.
10. Santa's Blues · Blues rendition of Santa's trip to the analyst.
11. Listless Christmas · An unconventional Christmas list sung to a Caribbean beat.
12. The Littlest Snowflake · A take off on sentimental Christmas lore with a polka beat.
13. Pachelbel's Tantrum* · Based on Pachelbel's Canon in D, this tune is a glimpse inside the typical unbalanced American family at Christmas.
14 · New Year's Resolutions. A swing tune that lists reasons not to make resolutions.
15. The War of the Lights*. A waltz that tells of a neighborhood rivalry in Christmas decorations that ends with alien intervention.

* penned by former Therapy Sister Marilyn Rucker. She and Sister Emeritus Mary Reynolds joined us on this CD.

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Beyond Prescription

1. Two Minds · Western Swing comedy number about the two voices that argue inside your head. Hot fiddle break.
2. Waiting for the Water · Funk with 3 part harmony. Song about trying to get famous through no effort of your own.
3. I Know You · R&B treatment of how well you get to know your partner as the years go by. Great horn section.
4. Don't Touch Me · Jazz number about how beauty is the opiate of the misses. Cool clarinet.
5. Wishful Thinking · Biting ballad about a love-hate friendship. Very clean twin guitar break.
6. Amazon · Based on the newspaper account of Avon expanding their cosmetics empire to the Amazon jungle. Jungle sound effects.
7. Pool · Based on the newspaper account of a man who got part of his anatomy stuck in a swimming pool suction filter. Great EMS rescue story. Does not contain any obscenities.
8. Good Girl · Ballad about a dog that misbehaves, and her not-so-responsible owner.
9. Castles in Spain · Slow ballad with Moroccan percussion; a coming of age story of lost innocence and abandonment of ideals. One of our most requested songs.
10. Worlds Apart · Tender ballad about an argument and its resolution. Three part harmony. Lovely flute break.
11. Secrets · World beatish tune that urges the listener to stop sitting on their secrets.
12. Carried Away · Pop song about band breakups. Clean, hot guitar licks.
13. Weenie · Classic rock retelling of the John and Lorena Bobbitt story. Number One on Doctor Demento the year of the incident. FCC safe.

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The Early Stages 

The Early Stages contains 20, count 'em, 20 songs from our first three now out of print recordings: Multiple Personalities, Relapse, and Mood Swings.

1. Guys in Ties · A secretary's rock anthem. [FCC Caution: the boss says, "Here's a stack of other shit to do."]
2. Muffie & I Are One · A sorority reject ponders her common bond with a bowhead.
3. Sitting in the Kitchen · Upbeat blues tune with fun harmonies.
4. Owing Together · ". . . and growing apart." A country tune that looks at a DINKY YUPPIE's nightmare.
5. An Auditory Lauditory · An antatomical description of what really happens when you hear "I love you." 50's tune. One of our most requested songs.
6. Job · Swing along while you update your resume. Nice twin guitar break.
7. You and I · Folky ballad asks how we can be so alike and so different.
8. Changes · Slow ballad that ponders the human capacity to change and grow.
9. Mind Your Heart · Texas swing song about the connection between love and madness.
10. My Finger Is An Instrument of Death · Just ask the sugar ants in my kitchen. They've got the blues, too.
11. Boogie Man · A quick ditty about a moonlit walk that turns into a run.
12. The Big One · How do you turn 40 without liposuction? Easy. You laugh about it. A Boomer favorite.
13. Shopping · A favorite therapeutic remedy among those with disposable income.
14. My Sweet Tape Recorder · For those who hate to hear their voice recorded - but don't mind hearing their guitar.
15. Mood Swings · For those whose inner child is bipolar.
16. Yer Eyes · An upbeat love song with a tropical beat.
17. Comfort · Ode to the tenacity of love. Ballad. Beautiful flute.
18. Letters Lost · Folk song about friendship and philosophy across the miles.
19. That Frog Song · Our most requested song at The Austin State Hospital.
20. Middle Class White Girl · A lesson in putting punk and country in the same song. With former Two Nice Girls' Kathy Korniloff.

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