Here it is, MY SOUND PAGE!!! I have collected over 2500 sound wavs, and here is a small portion of them. In order to get them, all you have to do is click on the wav you want, and when it downloads,click save as, and store to your hard drive.

The icon designates areas less than one month old. OK.. enough of this junk..... on to thefun.

If you experience problems, please be patient. I will try to have them fixed soon, but you have to TELL ME!!!This happens when you try to make chicken salad out of chicken SH.... you know what I mean!! LOL

HOTT PICK OF THE WEEK:

duckjob.wav Hold on.. I'll get you a towel!!! - (438 kb)
(It is an old one... but believe me it is a good one!!)

Here are a few wavs forya!!!! Thanks to RED for the space!
arrest.wav
asshole.wav
beertalk.wav
blindmf.wav
eat.wav
headbord.wav
munchies.wav
sh*tpile.wav

Special thanks to Anita for donating her web space to store these wavs. (Im still looking for more volunteers..hint hint...=O)
elmo.wav The Tickle me Elmo wav!!! - (45 kb)
tmb.wav Tickle me Butthead wav!!! - (78 kb)
daracer.wav A wav I made for my buddy Racer - (146 kb)
duckmix.wav This is the follow up to the DUCKJOB wav!! Too funny!!- (315 kb)
backseat.wavHomer talks about taking Marge to his car!! - (93 kb)
biteass.wav Sometimes you just wanna tell people to Bite your ASS - (100 kb)
blvsht.wav Jeff Foxworthy.."Are you believin this shit!!!!- (19 kb)
boomdiya.wav George Carlin... - (79 kb)
cya.wav Makes a good sound for leaving!!!!- (184 kb)
comgetit.wav The song "If ya want it...... come and get it - (108 kb)
goout.wav George Carlin "For those that need a little room.." - (14 kb)
akiss.wav-"Kiss my entire @ss!!" - (82 kb)
eeeny.wav-This is Andrew Dice Clay... enough said? - (56 kb)
fatalb.wav-This is the theme to "FAT ALBERT".. I used to love that show- (256 kb)
pepilovu.wav-Its Pepe Le Peau - He is such a STUD!!! - (160 kb)
oheeoh.wav-From the Wizard of OZ "oh ee oh...." - (86 kb)
george.wav-Theme song from the cartoon "George of the Jungle" - (442 kb)
homer_an.wav-Homer Simpson (being kinky) - (86 kb)
sevenend.wav-This is the ending for the movie "SEVEN"(cool movie) - (108 kb)
wilbur.wav-This is one Vette sent me... not sure WHERE he got it!!! - (75 kb)

I have a few collections to share with you, select one if you dare!!
Soundsfrom the movie Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Soundsfrom the movie Animal House
Soundsfrom the movie Strange Brew
Here is my Marvin the Martian collection.

Here are some of my friend's personal wavs, play it for them if you seethem on AOL, or IRC, or some other service!!!!!
kissy.wav- this one I made for my sweetheart!!!!! - (119 kb)
bitten.wav -have you BEENBITTEN lately?- (140 kb)
hotrod.wav -My wav, kinda old, but here it is.- (324 kb)

Here are some wavs from the "Simpsons" (Im not talking about OJ either!!)
woohoo.wavHomerSimpson(excited) - (6 kb)
crazynes.wavSuchCraziness!! (from the Simpsons - (40 kb)
weiner.wavHomer Simpson "what kinda wiener name is that?" - (29.1kb)

Here are some wavs from Beavis and Butthead. I have more, be patient andI will post them.
damitson.wavVettesent me this one!!!! - (14.5 kb)
crnholio.wavVettesent me this one too.. best Cornholio wav I've heard yet!! - (211.0 kb)
dome.wav"Dome baby!!" - (142 kb)

Here are some musical wavs :::: Dancin at Puter ::::::
babybaby.wav "babybaby, I'd get down on my knees for you!!" - (64 kb)
creep.wav ItsTLC, "and I creep.. yeah!!!" - (110 kb)

Here are a few that I made.
anidea.wav-Rocky and Bullwinkle - (73.1 kb)
aolbill.wav-Thedreaded day!!!!!! - (129 kb)
beerburp.wav-taste better going down.. huh? - (108 kb)
nomind.wav- some help from the Muppets (describes us all at times!!) - (123 kb)
powwarm.wav-Is it hot in here to you? - (130 kb)
rascals.wav-"The He-man woman haters club" - (147 kb)
scdoggy.wav- BOW BOW WOW!!!!! - (141 kb)
scdream.wav-Am I dreaming?!! - (181 kb)
scwhip.wav-ooOOOH Whip me baby!!!!! - (200 kb)

Here are a few SEXY made.Enter at your own risk!!
aho.wav- (158.6 kb)
anass.wav-(113.6 kb)
daho.wav- (200.4 kb)
fakingit.wav- (115.5 kb)
fb.wav- (73.6 kb)
givnhim.wav- (127.4 kb)
nin.wav- (40.3 kb)
nvrgetit.wav- (101.5 kb)
scpty.wav- (143kb)
stud.wav- (32.3 kb)
try.wav- (56.0 kb)
toyou.wav- (51.0 kb)
ytsg.wav- (33.3 kb)

Here are a few that I just like!!!!
cornsex.wav Duckman!!! Too cool!! - (140 kb)
duckjob.wav Hold on.. I'll get you a towel!!! - (438 kb)
swedish.wav Swedish Chef from the MUPPET SHOW..BORK BORK BORK!!! - (215kb)
gerbils.wav I dont know where it came from, and DONT WANT TO!! - (152 kb)
forehead.wav Excuseme, do I have.... - (33 kb)
ggp.wav "Igot go pee!!!"(its cute) - (15 kb)
headbord.wav I cant explain it.. so I wont try!! - (207 kb)
mattress.wav A little insult courtesy of Full Metal Jacket!! - (62 kb)
tylenol.wav Chevy Chase lets a few things off his mind!!! - (286 kb)
headslap.wav is you is, or is you aint my baby? - (254 kb)
thatduck.wav"Something got to be done about that duck!!" (from Babe) - (59 kb)
thinking.wav "excuse me, I've got some thinking to do" - (50 kb)
condoms1.wav (268 kb)
condoms2.wav (23 kb)
trojanmn.wav (822 kb)
cramps.wav (74 kb)
googlymo.wav (34 kb)
houston.wav (26 kb)
jerkin.wav (169 kb)
liberace.wav (309 kb)
stasia.wav (188 kb)

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