SPONGE Historian Application

Name:

Email:

How I heard about SPONGE check one:

I am more afraid of:
A pack of drooling, snarling doberman pincers The Unknown Both Neither

The writings of H. P. Lovecraft are:
Amusingly droll Uncannily insightful Woefully inaccurate Thankfully ficticious

I prefer to be:
Buried Cremated Stuffed Left where I was found

I have seen:
Pumpkinhead The Piano Both Neither
Personal Information:
Age: Handedness:
Sex: Insurance:
Religion: Virginity status:
Unaided vision: Mother's maiden name:
SAT Score: Best Bowling score:
Known Phobias: Next of kin:
Rate your following characteristics:

Open-mindedness:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Stamina:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Courage:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Marksmanship:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Sanity:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Please write a paragraph regarding your thoughts on:

How much you trust our government.

What really goes on in "uninhabited forests".

Possible applications of Hyperspace Theory:

List all known relatives in Arkham area (especially Innsmouth and Dunwich):

Translate the following Arabic Tongue Twister:

Bis'mallah rahman raheem, al-hamdulallah alif lam meem

Note: Multiple submissions will be treated as evidence of multiple personalities.