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Reader's News


Summer 2008

Happiness, it is all about happiness

News and comments about readers, and their experiences of the methods described in the books of Ken Keyes Jr. If you have news or would like to share your experiences Email: Inossence@aol.com
If you have any questions about the Living Love methods, answers can be found.

Note: If you would like to go on the Contacts page please send in any details about your self that you would like to be included. If you are already on the Contacts page you may wish to update the details about you. Click this link to go there.: Contacts.html (You do however need to email your any changes to Inossence@aol.com )

Table of Contents
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News of People around the World

News of Living Lovers around the world
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A Living Love Workshop

To book a workshop/ holiday in the UK click star on the left.
(You can then click the backward button on your browser when you want to return to the Readers News)
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Another Living Love Workshop

This one is in India.
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Ed Smith

For Workshops music, CDs and DVDs go to Ed Smith's site.
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Deborah Ham

If you want to get on in life professionally or spiritually then contact Deborah Ham.
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Our Way to Happiness

Ken's Sonnet written in the 70s.
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Roedy Green

Living Love's greatest computer expert/consultant.
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Sayings from the Handbook

A few sentences that emphsize the meaning of Living Love.
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A bit of poetry

Just two lines that says it all.
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That Beautiful Picture.

Just look at this picture to help you achieve the Law of Higher Consciousness.
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Higher Consciousness

Robert's site, interactive with lots of Living Love.
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Loving Life

A great site about the relief of stress and pain.
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When I loved myself enough

A great little book about loving yourself.
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Bob Babaluie

Bob's site is all about Living Love and includes a Living Love forum.
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A Bit of Fun

Some awful jokes about food. These are just dreadful.
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Past copies of Readers News.

If you want to browse through past copies of the Readers News click star on left and then click your chosen link.
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Home Page

The Home page, access to all pages here.

News of People Around the World

Is any one in contact with or know where Cinnamon Lofton is? People are asking after her, and we would love to hear from her. She was a great mover and shaker with regard to Living Love. Many of us remember her weekly thoughts that she put on her web site. Here is one of them: When you join a Living Love class you are really making a commitment to your own peace and happiness. You'll realize very quickly that Living Love is not just a class, it is a way of life. A way of life that offers you the opportunity to create a discipline of choosing love on a moment to moment basis, which will give you an understanding of who you really are and how valuable you are in the game of Life. What you learn to create is fearlessness and freedom as you've never known before. Cinnamon. So please Cinnamon we would love to hear from you again, lots of love to you from us all. inossence@aol.com
Eve Watson who I am sure many of you know and remember says, "I am moving from the house I have been living in for a year. It was a perfect time for me to be in Tucson, Arizona. I was able to be with my son, Peter, and help him and his family over the hardest part of the death of Lisa, his wife and mother of their 4 children. Now I will continue traveling and spending some months in Prescott, Arizona. Discovering the next place for me is a continuing adventure."
"One of my favorite features in your newsletters is finding out about people who were there the same time Katie and I were. I enjoyed seeing Deborah, Shanti and Ananda. I don't know if they remember Katie who was 11 and the twins were 4 when we moved to Coos Bay. Those who remember my youngest daughter, Katie will be happy to know she is no longer the angry pre-teen. She is a lovely woman, captain in the Air Force. Katie and Matt, who is also in the Air Force, have 3 children: Tyler who is 16, Alexis who is 12, and Brayden, 6 months. The family is moving to Hawaii where she will be the general's deputy chief of protocol."

So if any of you remember Eve and her children do email her at: evening_7up@yahoo.com
Patricia Creasey goes back a long way with Living Love. she asks, "I wonder if anyone from Miami, Florida, USA, remembers the Ken Keyes Cornucopia headquarters at 79th Street and Biscayne Blvd? I haven't found anything on the website about the Miami Cornucopia program. I lived in Miami for 12 years and from 1975-1978 Living Love at this site was a life saver to me. I thought it was for singles, but maybe it just seemed everyone there was single because I was! It was open 24 hours a day and rooms had with varied activities and meditation spots. There was a Bar with healthy snacks and non-alcoholic drinks. The "big" room had a soft, white, fluffy carpet for lounging and beanbag chairs that were so popular then. No shoes allowed in there! A great bunch of friends and students of Ken Keyes. Usually there were some folks playing music instruments and some dancing. One room was a library and media room and another was a game room for playing cards. I've searched for years and never found another place so warm and fuzzy. That's because "Living Love" was the base in every room. I have some photos and when I find them will forward to you. It was the most wonderful experience of my life. That's where I found the Living Love principles and Handbook to Higher Consciousness. My home state is Indiana, but I've lived in Houston, Santa Cruz and Miami. Many times I've whittled my belongings down to minimum, but it will be no surprise to "Keyes People" that I've always preserved my Living Love books and tapes. I'm almost 80 years of age and finally retired January 2008! However, my Living Love Spirit is forever "young" and now I'm joyfully sharing the Pathways with my grandchildren!"
So do contact Pat if you remember the Miami Cornucopia headquarters. PcreaseyFL@aol.com
This is from Larry ? "I was in a three month program in Berkeley. I remember a number of people in the pictures: Tomu, Dov, Shirley, Norma, Dot, Teddy, Kris and Shunya, I worked with Laurel in the kitchen for a while, I also knew Andy, Tony, Lenore, Bob, Carey, Jimay, Shari, Bill "Wild Bird", Nancy, Earth, Jeanne, Sita, Lela, Hanuman and Will. Probably more. The group with Andy, Don, Steve, Bill et. al., was the one right before mine. My group only had three people in it. I believe that shortly after my group, the program became a one month instead of three. The three in our group were Larry Russick (Mr. Moonlight), Phar Gasparian, and another fellow who loved doing enemas in the bathtub (I'll remember his name). He tried to convince me that their efficacy was equal to or greater than that of my nasal washes, but I remained unconvinced."

This is quite a flash from the past. People look at me oddly when I tell of the goings-on at the Living Love Center. It was really a great time.
Those way out early days!!!
Phil Grove very kindly sent this in about his Living Love history. "I took my first training [for which I will be eternally grateful] in summer of 1976 in Berkeley. Subsequently, I spent a month at Cornucopia, a month with Ken in Aptos, CA; and several long sessions in Coos Bay. It's been an up-and- down life with many "addictions" holding sway over "preferences" but now, at the advanced age of 65, the long dormant message of Living Love seems to be taking root in my consciousness and my life. Perhaps the gift of marriage to Paula Clark has a lot to do with my current happiness. We met at a workshop six years ago, have been married five years, and now live outside Portland, Oregon. I have at least one foot solidly in retirement [while the other foot is involved in fun projects like writing plays and exploring yoga/Vipassanameditation/video/photography/travel, etc.]. Paula and I are ultra-excited about attending the September Living Love workshop in England. It would be a real treat if a buddy from the old Living Love days [Fletcher?? Patti? Berndt? Kathy?] showed up. Much love to all. Phil [and Paula]."

We look very much to meeting you both in the UK.
Gaia Davies sent a lovely email in. "I have just been browsing and found myself on the Coos Bay page. (Gaia D"avies) (then Gaia Taylor) with Aura Wright and Lois Friedman. I would like to point out that several of the photos on this page were taken by me, including K152, the one of Penny leaning up against Ken in his wheelchair. It was taken at the same time as the one that was used on the back of the relationship book. And K155 which is mislabeled. It was a Joy of Living in the early 1980s."

"I would also like to send you a photo of myself with my husband Kurtland Davies. We met at the Ken Keyes Center when I was assisting Aura and David with Joy of Living Christmas of 1989. We were never apart after that and married in April 1990, with Aura Wright officiating on a beach in Florida. I would love to hear of other couples who met there. We now live in Ormond Beach on the northeast coast of Florida and spend summers in Washington/Oregon. We visit Miles and Lois Friedman in Boca Raton FL and Aura in Oregon. Last summer we met with Roedy Green in Victoria BC."

"Some sad news: Cassandra Skouras, who was at Kurtland's Healing the Inner Child workshop in Oct. 1989, and with whom we reconnected in 2001 in Florida, died two years ago after a long and valient fight with cancer. Her husband, Mark Mathiak has become a close friend and is coming for a visit tomorrow."

Thanks so much for your email Gaia. Sad news about Cassandra. Do keep in touch. Do any of you remember these two. Please let us know.

We had this wonderful email from that amazing Living Lover Angela Wensley. For anyone suffering from Parinson's Disease it is an inspiration. It could happen to any of us. It affects about 1% of those of us who are over 60.

Thank you Angela- you are really special to all of us who have met you. AWULL

PS. It would be lovely to have you at the UK workshop.
Dear Friends,
            It has now been over 15 months since I was diagnosed with Parkinson's Disease (PD) so it is a good time to let people know how I have been coping with it. First of all, I must say that Wendi has been my greatest support throughout. She has kept my spirits up when they would have flagged and has supported me in whatever I think I must do. I know it is tough on her, having lost her previous spouse to cancer, so I am doing what I can to make sure that I am there for her over the long run.
            In my previous update, I reported that the diagnosis of PD was confirmed by a PET scan in Los Angeles. This removed any doubt that I had and shifted my mind-set from denial into defiance. I have not wavered from the position of defiance and am giving Mr. Parkinson a fight the likes of which he may ultimately have cause for regret.
            In December 2008 I saw Jon Stoessl at the Movement Disorders Clinic at the University of British Columbia. He is the foremost expert on PD in Canada and he saw Wendi and I together for nearly 3 hours – quite a relief in these days of revolving door medicine. He told me that there is only one way to slow the progression of PD, and that is by intense physical exercise. I had already figured that out, but it was good to have it confirmed as I have since redoubled my efforts. Exercise (be it running, cardio work in the gym, or working the weights) is now the priority of every single day, even the days where am not feeling well. I am now a lean (not mean) fighting machine. A few months ago I took up kickboxing. Yes, kickboxing. And it is fun. After numerous lessons from my personal trainer, Julie Beenham, I feel I am finally developing some decent skills. So watch out, Mr. P. or you may just get nailed by a left cross or a right leg roundhouse.
            I have continued my reading on the subject of PD. In a nutshell, PD is the result of the death of brain cells in the "substantia nigra" that produce the neurotransmitter dopamine. The symptoms of PD become noticeable only after approximately 60% of those neurons are dead. In the general population, the cells die off at less than 1% per year. In people with PD, the rate of death of these particular neurons occurs at over 10% per year. Since the neurons continue to die, PD is a progressive disease that never gets better. Why PD occurs, and affects some people (1% of the population over the age of 60, and also - but rarely - in younger people) is a mystery to medical science. Two groups of professions have a higher incidence of PD: welders and boxers. I of course have spent the past 30+ years working closely – perhaps too closely - with welders. Welder's PD is believed due to the absorption of manganese. To that end I will have an MRI of my brain to detect manganese. The wheels of the Canadian medical system roll slowly – the appointment was made last year and I won't know the results until October (of 2008). As far as the boxing part goes, I refer you to the previous paragraph.
            So, how am I doing? My right arm and hand are the most affected. PD usually starts on the dominant side (in my case the right) and over time progresses to the other side. One of the classic symptoms of PD is a "frozen shoulder." A year ago I could not raise my right arm out to the side. Numerous sessions of prolotherapy (dextrose injections) from Tim Brown, a local naturopath, resulted in my regaining full motion. But the arm is still painful (a constant 4 on a scale of 10) and slow (except in the forward direction where my right jab, cross, hook, and uppercut are unimpaired). I cannot "air type" (wiggle the fingers of my right hand in a typing motion). I can still use a keyboard, although my right hand is a slower hunter and pecker than it used to be and oftenrefusestousethespacebar. My handwriting is still dreadful but no worse than it was a year ago. I notice it most when I write words like "jump" – thankfully there is not much cause to do so.
            Another classic symptom of PD is tremour. My right arm shakes when I am under stress or am excited. Luckily, my work is not stressful (as if climbing on scaffolding inside pressure vessels isn't dangerous) and I have been able to continue working as a field engineer at the same level as before. What is stressful is air travel, particularly in the US. Waiting in queues is stressful. Funerals are stressful. Watching sports is too exciting – we may have to give up our season's tickets to the Canadian Football League. Holding a winning poker hand is exciting, but the shaking is a giveaway and everyone else folds.
            One symptom that I do not have, although it is usually the earliest in PD, is loss of the sense of smell. Since wine is my passion, still being able to smell and taste are quite a relief. I am still able to guess Bordeaux as Burgundies as I have always done. However, I also realize that the clock is ticking so am no longer saving the best bottles until their "best by" dates. If you come over, you will be treated to the really good stuff.
            Eventually (starting this year? next year? later?) I will have to take the drug Sinemet that treats the symptoms of PD (for example, it should unfreeze my shoulder) but does not halt the progressive loss of the neurons, so it is only effective for some years and fails to work when most of the neurons are gone. There is no way to tell how long. I could last 5 years or 25 years. While hoping for the latter, I am being realistic about the former. Every single day is a gift and I try and remember that in everything I do and with everyone I meet. I am honoured to know you. Thanks for your support, your cards, and your kindnesses.

Love,
Angela

News of a Living Love Workshop

We are having a Living Love Workshop in the UK starting on September 13/14th - 19th with a further week for sight seeing.
For more information go to: http://members.aol.com/inossence/WorkshopUK08/Workshop08.html
To book your place email Andrew at:  inossence@aol.com.
There will also be some interesting local site seeing.
THE WORKSHOP AND YOUR ACCOMODATION AT PORTWAY HOUSE AND SPINDLE COTTAGE IS FREE !! so book now. (Note: Two rooms only left)

News of a Living Love Workshop

Sher Jan Malik is organizing a Living Love Workshop in India. For information please contact her at maliksherjang@rediffmail.com

Workshops, music CDs and DVDs

Music, Music, Music and lots of Living Love Cds available at Ed Smith's site. There are also comprehensive descriptions of the Living Love Methods.
The Living Love Songs.
Oneness Space,
Ocean of Love,
Carry the Love,
Open up your Vision.

All the above and much more are available at Ed's site.

New CDs now available.
  • Prayer for Humanity.
  • The Hundredth Monkey.
  • On This Day.
  • CD re-masters of Original Training Cassettes.

For Living Love Workshops contact Ed Smith.

Email: Insightandlove@yahoo.com or go to Ed's site at: http://www.insightandlove.com/
to purchase Living Love CDS and DVDs. For free downloads of Living Love music and CDs and DVDs gor to: www.corporationforconsciousliving.org

Deb
Deborah Ham's business is about  Personal and Professional Success Coaching whether you seek professional accomplishments, financial security, spiritual renewal, and/or contented relationships. Personal and Business Success Coaching is about getting extraordinary results regardless of circumstances. Personal and Business Success Coaching is for people who dare to dream big, and are ready and willing to live exceptional lives.
Consciousness growth remains Deborah's number one commitment.

If you want first class professional coaching contact Deborah at: dhcoach@msn.com

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Our Way to Happiness (Ken's Sonnet)

Some of you may remember Our Way to Happiness. this first apeared in a 70s News Letter.
Our way to happiness is open when emotion backed demands are mastered. The automatic triggering of fear frustration and anger makes us robots, instead of creative causes in the changing energies of life. The ego and intellect combine demanding more and more, and yet more, and our experience of life is wanting.

We strive and toil and scheme and shove and complain and resent, but pleasure and satisfaction are temporary and our illusion of separateness seems real. As we learn how our consciousness works we discover the opening key, our desires, and demands and requirements, act as a distorting screen filtering what is happening to warp our experience of now.

The beauty, the ugliness, the safe and the threatening, the good and the bad, the fame and the shame, the loss and the gain, the pleasure and pain, are merely what we are programmed to reject or accept. The wide gulf between these polarities of life lies not in the world outside but only in our heads. Was addictive or preferential programming used to create our experience of the here and now? To demand what we don't have is to waste what we do have. To take offence from what's happened, can destroy our happiness even more than when we offend others.

In the changing world of people and things, we win some and we loose some regardless of knowledge, fame or money. As we free ourselves of addictions, the winning and loosing becomes only a game in which we can love it all. Security, sensation and power demands, these create the deepest illusions. They waste our insight and energy and destroy our ability to love.

When at last we understand how we do it to ourselves and create the world we experience, we can live an awakening life. As cause and effect we link our insistent addictions with all of our suffering. When we are clear about this an enjoyable life is possible. Demanding and rejecting, criticizing and judging, righting and wronging are the sicknesses of the mind. To be free of distorted perceptions see the chains of addictive patterns that dominate our consciousness and make our lives a battle. Our perception of others is only our projection of fears or desires for ourselves. By seeing our models as not needed, the people we meet are not spewed with our fears, frustrations and angers. We know them more as US not separately as him, her or them.

Two steps are crucial to live a life of love. First see our self imposed prison, and then resolve to be free. Everyone now is a teacher and all our life is a teaching. This is the fastest route, everybody and everything helps us on our way. When we experience offence, life offers us our next step in doing the inner work. When we create feelings of joy, life is giving us a taste of living in a world of love that ever beckons us onwards.

The day to day practice of the method of your choice opens the way to freedom and a life of Living Love. To continue reading and shopping only builds egos defenses and stops you short in your growth. Beyond a certain point more knowledge is only fettering. Placing a price tag on love, or bartering one demand for another keeps us shaky and always vulnerable to irritation, resentment and anger, but when love is unconditional our experience of life is transformed and a life of bliss is ours; for nothing that is said or done can make us feel separate again, and love without strings applies also to oneself, for we are always loveable and the world has a place for us exactly as we are.

Always accept and love oneself without conditions, without judgements, without condemning, without hiding. We're ok the way we are even with our attachments. We won't be better if we reprogram our addictive models, its just that we'll enjoy our lives much more when we do. To live in this new world of continuous wisdom and love, we must change our expectations and love ourselves and others just as we are, or as we are not. We may wish to avoid peoples' games but we always know their hearts, which are just like ours. Involvement may conditional, but love is never withheld. In the dramas of life we may throw someone out of our territory, but never out of our hearts. Thus love is a bridge from heart to heart, from being to being while the games of life play on. So we learn to flow in harmony with all around as we fully atune to the law, The Law of Higher Consciousness- Love Everyone Unconditionally, including yourself.

As our heavy load of demands is lightened we increasingly experience the perfection of life. In our essence we are always perfect, though the programs we play out may yield pain and separation. The world around us is perfect too, offering us either a perfect teaching or the perfect opportunity to enjoy our here and now.

See how the intellect acts as a 'yes man,' it helps us play out the roles of personality with which we have learned to blindly identify ourselves. These roles are only habits. They are not who we really are, for behind the dramas of our lives, father, mother, child, boss, worker, doctor or cook, there lies the awareness of our consciousness, behind all our drama, here we are.

If you would transform the world, start within yourself. Let the Pathways be your guide, unfolding beyond the sterility of unapplied knowledge. In the give and take of life, saying these Pathways whenever upset gives us a space to transcend our hang-ups. They tune us in to our inner wisdom that we continuously smother by our alarms and our fears. How simple this is just to say the Pathways when we make ourselves feel separate. But notice how the ego abetted by the rational mind stops us in this easy practice and keeps us trapped in acting out the tragedy of our lives.

We get the most from our days when we change our torturous demands. Up-leveling our addictions to preferences leaves up invulnerable to suffering yet open to joy and happiness. Becoming more deeply confirmed as we surrender our addictive desires we experience the Cornucopia of life. We discover at last what eluded us before- insight, perceptivness, wisdom, joy, fulfillment and happiness, a calm mind tuning into our higher self, and the continuous experience of loving ourselves and others. We are now invulnerable to the changing drama and we no longer alienate ourselves.

We have suffered enough. We no longer choose to create and inhabit a world of separateness. We will free ourselves and our brothers and sisters not by force, but by example, by working on ourselves and loving and serving the world.

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http://www.mindprod.com

Roedy Green
Canadian Mind Products, #327 - 964 Heywood Avenue, Victoria, BC, Canada, V3M 5T9

Email: roedy@mindprod.com

Telephone (250) 361-9092. Please use Email in preference to telephone.
Roedy Green is a highly skilled independent computer consultant with over 40 years experience, available for speaking, consulting or contract programming work on socially significant projects involving Java, Abundance, Assembler or the Internet.
Roedy's Living Love site address is: http://mindprod.com/livinglove/livinglove.html

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in HB

A few great sayings from the Handbook to Higher Consciousness.
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The Law of higher Consciousness.
Love
everyone
unconditionally
including
yourself.
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We create the world we live in.
A loving person lives
in
a loving world.
A hostile
person lives
in a hostile world.

Everyone you meet is your mirror.
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Happiness
happens
when your
consciousness is
not dominated
by addictions
and demands~
and you
experience
life~
as a
PARADE
OF PREFERENCES
112

How soon
will you realize
that the only thing
you don't have is
the direct experience
that there is nothing you need
that you don't have.
132

To be
upset
over
what
you don't have...

is
to waste
what
you do have.
153

The past
            is dead

The future
                    is imaginary

Happiness
               can only be

in the Eternal
     Now
                Moment
166

You make
yourself and
others suffer
just as much
when

you take offense

as when

you give
offense.
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The
purpose
of our lives
is to be free of
all addictive traps,
and thus

become One

with the Ocean of
Living Love.

Robert

                                                                            This Website has been designed to be user interactive. If you are interested in helping in any way contact Robert at:  http://www.higherconsciousness.net 

This site is for those of us who are looking to improve our consciousness. Ken Keyes Jr devoted his life so other could benefit from the truth he sought to share.
Hear are a few words of wisdom from Roberts site.

People are illogical, unreasonable and self-centered: Love them anyway.

If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives: Do good anyway.

If you are successful, you win false friends and true enemies: Succeed anyway.

The good you do today, will be forgotten tomorrow: Do good anyway.

Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable: Be honest and frank anyway.

Give the world the best you have to give and you get kicked in the teeth: Give the world the best you have anyway.

 

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A bit of poetry

This world you live in you can bless,
By loving more and demanding less.
See below to help you love more and demand less.

Just look at this picture and say

"I
Love
everyone
unconditionally
including myself"

Say it 200 times today, go on I dare you!

Then do the same tomorrow, and the next day and so on.

For larger picture click here: Unconditional Love

life

Elizabeth Barhydt, PhD, MT, and Hamilton "Hap" Barhydt, PhD have for years been the originators of simple, yet profound self-help techniques to relieve learning disability, chronic pain, and stress.

For full details go to: http://www.lovinglife.org/
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The Barhydts founded Loving Life, a non-profit organization, in order to share their findings with the millions that suffer daily from pain. The organization's goal is to teach people how to relieve stress and pain while increasing their energy level and quality of life.
Included in their therapies is a two day Pathways to Happiness Workshop.
The purpose of this is to introduce you to the Ken Keyes' Living Love Methods and to help you to learn ways to create more happiness in your life and to cope with stress inducing factors: How to stop an argument, relationships, working with difficult people, what causes stress, clearing old programming, getting free from emotionally driven demands. For Details go to: http://www.lovinglife.org/class4.htm


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When I loved myself enough
A great little book by Kim McMillen with Alison McMillen. It is about loving yourself and seems to contain "Living Love" all the way through it. Here are a few extracts. (More next issue)
  • When I loved myself enough- I began seeing the abuse in trying to force something on someone who isn't ready- including me.
  • When I loved myself enough- I began to accept the unacceptable.
  • When I loved myself enough- I redefined success and life became simple. Oh, the Joy of that.
  • When I loved myself enough- I quit having to be right, which makes being wrong meaningless.
If you would like a copy of the great little book contact, www.panmacmillan.com

Living Love--The Science of Happiness

This site is is Bob's tribute to the writings of Ken Keyes Jr. whose easy to learn portable methods have transformed the lives of thousands. This site gives you a working overview of the methods.
Call at: http://community-2.webtv.net/babaluie/LivingLoveThe/ and have a look round.
Its contents are:

  1. A Living Love Glossary.

  2. The Twelve Pathways.

  3. The Centers of Consciousness.

  4. The Five Methods for Working on Yourself.

  5. The Two Wisdom Principles and Links Page.

  6. The Living Love Forum.

A Bit of Fun

These jokes must be the worst ever!!! Its all about food and drink.
A family were given some venison by a friend. The wife cooked the deer steaks and served them up for dinner.
What's this?" asked the young daughter. "Is it beef?"
"No" said the father.
"Is it pork?" said the young son.
"No" said the father, "I'll give you a clue. Its what your mother sometimes calls me.
" Quick, spit it out sis," yelled the boy. "we're eating asshole!"
What's 50 metres high and made of dough?- The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
Why did the rasin go out with the prune?- Because he couldn't find a date.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90 per cent.- Wedding cake.
What's smelly, round and laughs?- A tickled onion.
Wife: "The two things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.
Husband: "Which is this?"
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?- Deep pan, crisp and even.       
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?- Anyone can roast beef.
Did you hear about the man who died in a bowl of muesli?- He was pulled under by a strong currant.

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Sharyn

Sharyn Fuller

                                About Sharyn Fuller.
A native New Yorker, Sharyn Fuller has been a proud resident of the Triangle area since 1992. Real estate has been her passion since 1987, and Sharyn just added her Broker license to her credentials. In February 2005 Sharyn received the Manager's Award in recognition of outstanding performance as a sales associate for Fonville Morisey Realty. Happily married with a son in college (UNC-Chapel Hill) and a daughter in Leesville High School, Sharyn's hobbies include singing for local churches, acting in community theatre, and reading voraciously.

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FONTVILLE MORISEY
8100 Creedmore RD.
Raleigh, NC 27613

 Rely on Sharyn with a "Y" for all your Real Estate answers!
Whether you are relocating, upgrading or downsizing, you've come to the place that can meet all of your real estate needs. I have been living in the Triangle for over 12 years, and will give you the full benefit of my experience from working and residing in this wonderful area of North Carolina.

By applying my experience and training, I help others avoid the potential pitfalls of buying and/or selling their homes. This should be an exciting time of one's life! But without the right agent, it can also be the most stressful.

My goal is client satisfaction - with a support team of 500 Fonville Morisey agents and the wonderful Fonville Morisey services available to every FM client, I will ease you along every step of the way!

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