Transations of (Most of) the Ticks

[ Angle Form Mount Gunnery ] [ Darn Body Oat Meals Dream ]
[ Flavor it Crushed Musk Hair Oils ] [ Gender Cist ]
[ Ladle Rat Rotten Hut ] [ Mairzy Doats ]
[ Rat Rib or Valet ] [ Sum View ]
[ Wheat Tree Kin ]

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Ladle Rat Rotten Hut

Sorry, folks. This is somehow a "sacred" ticks. None of the others who have posted "Ladle Rat..." on the Web have seen fit to provide the translation. I have no idea whether this has been an act of omission or comission -- i.e., intentional or otter wides, but I have decided not to depart from this example.

However, I ain't all that hoard hoarded. If you will email your request for a translation, I will be glad toucan ply.

Rest assured, however, that this is (almost) the only ticks for which a translation will not be provided rye cheer!!

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Mairzy Doats

Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy,
A kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you.

If you are appalled that "Mairzy Doats" is included as an example of AngLang tecks, you have every right to be. As far as I can tell, "dozy" is the only wart in the song. The rest are either words or phonetic constructions hub out witch Mr. Webster nose nothing. I have included this well-known song lyric in the hope that this little ditty will help those of you who are having a tough time grasping all this stough.

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Darn Body Oat Meals Dream

Down by the old mill stream
Where I first met you.
With your eyes so blue,
Dressed in gingham, too.

It was there I knew
That I loved you, too.
You were sixteen, my village queen
Down by the old mill stream.


("Darn Body..." appears in The Game of Words, Wings Books. The original ticks is not pure AngLang. I have modified it to conform.)

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Sum View

Some of you have heard that I won't be here after next year. On that account, we need some one to do the arrangements for the assemblies for the 1996-97 school year and beyond. Accordingly, I would like some one or two or more people to do the arrangements with me next year.

If you would like to help, let me know.

[Context of "Sum View": In a school in which I taught, I had the responsibility for arranging the school's assembly programs. This was a gnote data sent to my colleagues. And, no, most of them couldn't decipher it. They didn't try -- just ignored it and me. Altogether a truly collegial staugh.]

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Gender Cist

In English:

Here is the Word of God:

HOLY BIBLE


Revised King James Version

I. GENESIS

In the beginning, God created heaven and earth.
And earth was without form, and void.
And darkness was upon the face of the deep.
And the spirit of God was moving over the face of the waters.
And God said, "Let there be light!";
and there was light.
And God saw that the light was good.
And God separated the light from the darkness.
God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night.
And there was evening, and there was morning:
the first day.
And God said, "Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters,
and let it separate the waters from the waters."

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Flavor it Crushed Musk Hair Oils

Favorite Christmas Carols
(With Other Yuletide Songs and Poems)

This is pretty well-known stough. If you are having a problem figuring these two out, I suggest you consult with the closest 10-year old. (Well,  I will give hints: The first song tells the story of a popular Christmas-time, flying four-legged animal with antlers and a kinky nose who plays a key role in helping another well-known Christmas-time character deliver goodies. The second song is about bells.)

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Wheat Tree Kin

We Three Kings of Orient are
Bearing gifts, we traverse afar.
Field and fountain, moor and mountain,
Following yonder star.

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Angel From Montgomery

- John Prine -

I am an old woman named after my mother.
My old man is another child that's grown old.
If dreams were lightning and thunder were desire
This old house would of burned down a long time ago.

(Chorus)

Make me an angel that flies from Montgomery.
Make me a poster from an old rodeo.
Just give me one thing that I can hold onto.
To believe in this living is just a hard way to go.

When I was a young girl I had me a cowboy,
Not much to look at, just a free rambling man.
But that was a long time ago,and no matter how hard I try
The years just flow by like a broken down dam.

There's flies in the kitchen, I can here them a buzzin'
And I ain't done nothing since I got up today.
How the hell can a person go to work in the morning
Come home in the evening and have nothing to say.

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Red River Valley

From this valley they say you are going.
We will miss your bright eyes and sweet smile.
For they say you are taking the sunshine
That has brightened our pathway a while.

Come and sit by my side if you love me.
Do not hasten to bid me ado,
But remember the Red River Valley
And the one that has loved you so true.

Won't you think of this valley you're leaving.
Oh how lonely and sad it will be.
Oh think of the fond heart you are breaking
And the grief you are causing to me.

As you go to your home by the ocean
May you never forget those sweet hours
That we spent in the Red River Valley
And the love we exchanged mid the flowers.

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