You Know You're Middle Aged When... by G. Gaynor McTigue
You Know You're Middle Aged When... by G. Gaynor McTigue
Sample entries:
* You're older than your dentist.
* It takes you two tries to get up from the couch.
* A telephone rings on the TV and you think it's yours.
* 90% of your dreams are reruns.
* You no longer say no to the lobster bib.
* The only "Stones" you're interested in these days are Kidney and Gall.
* Your computer has more memory than you do.
* You bring lawn chairs to outdoor concerts.
* People warn you about shoveling snow.
* You schedule sex.
* You go from being a do-it-yourselfer to a hire-someone-elser.
* You don't have bad hair days; you have bad hair years.
* Finally, you can use words like "titillate," "shuttlecock" and "Uranus" without laughing.
* And 337 more!
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