SETTING: O'Neill's Office in the Stargate Command in Cheyenne MountainO'Neill: Just one more thing, Major.
Sheppard: Sir?
O'Neill: About sex with alien women...
Sheppard: (blinks – did he hear what he thought he just heard?)... Uh.
O'Neill: It's okay, except if they offer you cake.
Sheppard: (confused) Sir??
O'Neill: It's because of the nintendos or whatever (Sheppard just gawks). Anyway, just don't accept the cake.
Sheppard: So, uh, if I don't accept the cake, then I can...
O'Neill: No, if they offer you cake before, don't.
Sheppard: Have sex?
O'Neill: Eat the cake!
Sheppard: But I could--
O'Neill: No, if they offer cake, you can't do it.
Sheppard: (more confused) What if the cake is offered after?
O'Neill: (looks blank) Then I guess you're screwed.
Sheppard: I would think that would be obvio--
O'Neill (just shoves Sheppard toward the door and out of his office): Just remember the nintendos! Or nanobytes, or whatever.
Sheppard: (stands there a second as airmen pass by): Right sir. No cake, sex or computer games.
O'Neill: You'll enjoy the Pegasus Galaxy (shuts door)
THE END
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