Monthly Forcast
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Aries |
Some of you may have a pissy attitude this month, probably for good reason, but most of you will be in fine spirits for the holidays. Those FABULOUS people born on the cusp of Pisces will start out in a very good mood. You'll be cute and sassy, so, if you're looking for a job or just looking to "get lucky", there's a good chance of success. Taurus cuspers should be jolly! And I know for a fact that some of you have a round belly that shakes when you laugh like a bowl full of jelly! Merry Christmas!
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Taurus |
The beginning of the month is pretty sucky for most of you. Trouble with partnerships, nasty scenes with someone older or an authority figure and an ugly incident with an important person in your life are a just few of the things you can look forward to. Some of you may also get the feeling that nobody likes you. Gee, ya think? Try not to say something you'll regret later. A pissy attitude will just come back to haunt you. Luckily, things will be a lot better for most of you by month's end. Happy Holidays!
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Gemini |
You could be pissing people off right and left and not even realize that anyone is miffed with you. Your idea of wit may be taken as an insult, especially by those who aren't as cool and adorable as you are. In fact, while some people are fantasizing about seeing your head on a silver platter, you may be having a ball while you enjoy a streak of good luck. Life could be so promising that it'll almost seem like a dream. Well, that's pretty much the story of your life, isn't it? Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
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Cancer |
The month starts out great for most of you. You'll be charismatic, assertive and charming. Some of you will also be clearheaded and articulate. Just when you feel like you've got the world by the balls, that's when things start to circle the bowl. Important career opportunities may be coming your way, but that could be a problem if you overwork or ignore everything else in your life. Try to spend a little time with loved ones. And when arguments arise, compromise. Yeah, right! Happy Holidays!
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Leo |
Some of you may be in a really pissy mood, especially Virgo cuspers. Try not to get into a brawl in the parking lot while you're out there doing your holiday shopping. Everything should be peachy after mid month for most of you. Some of you can expect good news. You may get a career boost and you could find easy solutions to life's difficult problems. An authority figure or an older person may benefit you. So if Santa shows up and grabs his sack, he may pull out a really big surprise for you!
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Virgo |
This month will have its ups and downs. Some of the time you might be tense, but there will also be times when you're in a happy, loving mood and ready to party. Most of you will have a few days here and there throughout the month when your mind will be foggy and you may have trouble speaking. It might help if you try cutting down on the rum in the eggnog. If you were born on the cusp of Libra, things should go smoothly after mid month. So, hang your balls from the Christmas tree and have fun!
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Libra |
You'll be cute, witty and ready to enjoy the holiday season this month! Those of you born on the cusp of Virgo may have a few days here and there when you could get your little panties in a bunch. But you can charm your way out it. Some of you may have a streak of good luck, it'll seem like every decision you make is the right one. Scorpio cuspers may have a difficult time. It may feel as if you've got a big Yule log stuck right up your chimney. Just ignore it and have a Merry Christmas!
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Scorpio |
There isn't much going on. Sagittarius cuspers will be more organized and disciplined. It may feel like the cosmos is arranging things to your advantage. Other than that, most of you will have a pretty laid back month. You'll be charming and witty. Some of you will be in a very loose and easy mood (which could be dangerous since some of you are pretty loose and easy as it is) and you may want to wait up for Santa on the off chance that you can score a poke in the whiskers! Merry Christmas!
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Sagittarius |
Happy Birthday! You'll be witty, bright and charming just in time for your special day! People will also find you especially dynamic and possibly assertive. You'll be as happy as a little clam and in the mood for a good time for most of the month! Some of you will enjoy a lucky streak and everything will seem to go your way! You could also form a special bond with an older person or someone in authority, but let's not talk about your taste for the bizarre right now. Just have a Happy Holiday!
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Capricorn |
You start the month in a great mood. You'll be charming, talkative, and vivacious. This is a good time to apply for a job or make a date. Later on, things start to turn sour. You may have to spend all your energy looking for that impossible-to-find gift for a special loved one and then have to put in extra hours at work! That doesn't leave much time for fun. Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do! Don't blow an opportunity for success. And you may learn a valuable life lesson--or not! Merry Christmas!
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Aquarius |
Happy Holidays! There's good news and bad news. The good news is that your career could get a boost and you should find easy solutions to life's difficult problems. You'll be witty, articulate and able to get your ideas across to other people. The bad news is that you might piss people off when they hear what you have to say. And emotional pressure may cause an ugly scene with the wrong person. Not to worry! Things should improve by month's end, you could even "get lucky" around Christmas.
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Pisces |
Aries cuspers may be able to complete projects that require discipline and just plain hard work, but it's really a mixed bag for most of you this month. You may be charming, articulate, and loving, and things may run smoothly for a few days. Then you could end up pissing off the wrong person. At times you'll have difficulty thinking clearly and you won't be able to make a coherent sentence. But that's probably because too many people like to spike the holiday punch bowl. Merry Christmas!
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