Walcoff the Deep End

With an entertainment world filled with tired plots and horrendous remakes, Jeff urges commoners to take control of their own most visible creative endeavor: away messages.

In the wake of several sports organizations trying to clean up their respective games, the Deep End examines the role that fans and appalling technological advances play in contaminating everything once holy about the sports we loved.

From Knocking Out the Fat on Rodeo Drive to cartwheels and Biff's house in Pasadena, we chronicle a trip to sunny, smoggy SoCal.

In a WTDE short, Jeff shares his experiences with America's diverse youth in a place where stupid people shouldn't be allowed to go.

In a Walcoff the Deep End self-proclaimed masterpiece, Jeff discusses, with intense detail, life in the City of Losers.

A lifetime of annoying carols and cheesy Christmas television summed up into one uncompromising yet thoughtful rant by one of God's "chosen".

With the Ohio State-Michigan football game arriving in just a few days, an OSU-Michigan hockey game was all the Deep End needed to be reminded of the humor in sport.

We pay homage to the SkyMall in all its glorious wonder, making fun of 70s rock bands along the way.

The essential guide for any woman looking to develop or maintain a close relationship with a sports fan - knowing when to sympathize and knowing when to stay the hell away.

Bored at work and without inspiration, we let the comedy write itself.

How youth is destroying the drunken spirit of America.

All it took was a trip to the allergy doctor for Jeff to realize his place among God's creatures.

After running around the room screaming in terror, we examine the prospects of leaving college and the haunting options of life as an adult.

Facing the dreaded double-deuce, Jeff examines the history of birthdays and the firey end of his youth.

Walcoff the Deep End visits the graveyards of America's finest family sitcoms and contemplates the demise of American life in the form of reality TV.

Life as an obsessive sports fan. Choice or destiny?

In one of his most intense rants to date, Jeff says 'shut the hell up' to people who bitch about the weather, raising poignant questions about the wuss-ifying of America's youth along the way.

Walcoff the Deep End's triumphant debut. One trip to Tempe. One national championship. One disastrous flight.