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Handsome as the devil himself...
Worldly beyond his years... The Graduate Tim McNeany walked right into the WWF
as an "Enhancement Superstar" back in 1991. However, Tim McNeany is
much more than a glorified jobber. He is in fact, a passionate and grizzled ring
veteran with an educational pedagogy beyond compare.
OFFICIAL TRANSCRIPTS:
In 1991, Tim McNeany started his early pre-educational days under the instruction of
the legendary "Professor of Press-slams" Killer Kowalski. At Kowalski's
wrestling school the undergrad was able to fine tune his craft, utilizing the
full benefits of cooperative learning with many other new students to the game.
From 1992-1995, Tim studied with a fellow philosopher the forearm-smash, in the
likes of Perry Saturn. Together, the two shared many hours of intense promulgation
for cognitive development, as well as countless hours of farts and alcohol.
In 1994, the most educated man in the sport today, found himself tutoring the
soon to be household name, Triple H. At Kowalski's wrestling school, being
teacher's pet was by no way an easy task. For two whole years, Tim McNeany would
continue to sharpen his own skills, while finding time in his busy acedemic
schedule to prepare Hunter Hearst Helmsley for the big time.
From 1996 to 1998, Tim McNeany trained with The Wonder of the World, Chyna.
During his time with Chyna, a period which he loving refers to as "A Time
Before Boobies" Tim McNeany took the large female specimen under his wing
and spanked her like a hazing victim.
Now, as a full fledged official teacher of The Killer Kowalski's Wrestling
University (one of the very few schools that The WWF has had a working
relationship with) Tim has been accredited in part for the success of Saturn,
Triple H and Chyna. Tim McNeany most recent accomplishment is in the development
of "The Human Pin Cushion" Prince Albert. Since 1997, The Graduate
continues to train this burly back-haired monster to this very day.
THE NAME:
"The Graduate" was born in 1995, after Tim graduated Suma Cum
Laude from the University of Massachusetts, Sociology and
Criminal Justice Department. His first opponent after
graduation was Hakushi (from WWF). He felt that he needed something
special to make this bout look better to the fans, so he wore his freshly
pressed cap and gown to the ring. There he cut a mean ill-fated promo on Hakushi
(who didn't speak English.)
ACCOMPLISHMENT(S):
In Tim McNeany's first WWF match-up, Hakushi beat McNeany like egg- drop soup.
McNeany, subsequently recieved his first real bad
concussion and suffered two broken ribs.
(When more accomplishments occur, I assure you, they will be posted here.)
CURRENT CLASS SCHEDULE:
Currently Tim McNeany continues to teach lessons to many so-called stars. Over
the past five years, lessons have been taught to Scotty 2 Hotty, Bob Backlund, Steve Bradley, Stevie
Richards, Doink The Clown, Big Dick Dudley, John Kronus and Prince Albert, just to name a few.
MAIN CLAIM TO FAME:
When Tim McNeany was approached by the fine
turdburglars at kennycasanova.com, The Graduate was more eager than a pack of
wild hobo's attacking a stack of broiled gravy-toast, in his offerring of these
words of wisdom:
"Now
my claim to fame is in finally securing a part-time spot in Camp Casanova, where
I will be able to continue the legacy of The Graduate!"
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