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MEATHEAD, known to the Internet-world as Josh
Bosh Gordon, has been contracted by Kenny Casanova
to only compete in battle-royals.
When Kenny Casanova first met Meathead, he new right away that he would
become a force to be reckoned with, in the world of independent professional
wrestling. So The Prince of Passion approached Meathead, who was playing Pac-Man
in front of a comic book store in a mall and asked him, "Do you like
Wrestling?"
Meathead responded by throwing a deck of Magic Cards in Casanova's face.
"AINK!" he screamed, shaking back and forth.
Eventually Casanova learned that the strange lad dreamed of becoming a
professional wrestler, but only in Battle-royal forum. So Kenny had him sign the
contract, thus becoming Kenny's only "Battle Royal Specialist."
Purty Kurty Adonis, has
since taken it upon himself to training this odd chap. Kurty told him that image
is everything and that is important to dress comfortably in the ring. And that,
my friends, is why Meathead wears nothing but his tighty-whitey fruit of
the looms.
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