... when we last left Keven she was diarying yet another week of life ...

What's on it?

Might want to start by explaining all the feminine pronouns and let our guests know that Keven is female and it is her real name. Yes, I'm an improper noun. I come from a good ole Southern family with an even better sense of humor; have one brother named Patrick, not "Sue".

What else about Keven? Well, I'm from South Louisiana, Lafayette to be specific. From Louisiana, I moved to (how can we say this delicately) ... New Jersey (there is no delicate way to put it). After six years of pulling threads out of carpet bags, I moved to the Fort Worth, TX area and married the greatest man in the world. That's not an exaggeration: he really is the greatest man in the world - gorgeous to boot!  You should see what he gave me to support my mid-life crysis this past birthday! WOW - yes, this car really has some Z'ing - even before I start modifying. I told you he was the best husband in the world!

 

What does Keven do? Well, I spend a bunch of time "working" from and for home - more on the real work stuff below. Taking care of my husband and two teenage stepsons: Garrett and Kevin occupies a good amount of time well spent. In a nutshell: I type about 42,419 characters a day (including spaces - very few hard returns), wash 53.4 loads of laundry and cook 3.2 meals per week (hush, my mother is reading this). I no longer fear confronting dust bunnies and encourage my dog to bark at strangers. In my spare time - oh wait - this isn't fiction. 
In an age/sex check - I fail. The standard when I was in school was hieroglyphics on papyrus. Freud had not been born yet so we all didn't have Oepidus or Electra complexes. Twain was associated with Huck Finn instead of Windows' drivers and Pong was a close as it got to computer games at home. "When in Rome ..." wasn't a cellular service consideration. Until I was 17, my definition of a "foreign car" was a special order Pontiac that had to be shipped from Houston. Did I mention I exaggerate my age by a few eons?

Another of previous my "tasks" on that less than internet related online service: I coordinated MTVOnline's (keyword: MTV on AOL) team. That's the greatest group of kids in the entire world. On my 40th birthday, I "retired" from the Viacom property as the oldest on staff. lol! Actually, I got an incredible job offer that stole me away from my beloved MTV. Honestly, I don't miss NYchitty one bit.   

 Let's see ... what else. I coordinated the Lycos Community Team in Lycos Communities. 'Twas a fun job! Here's me: at work. Really ... one of the great things we got to do was take road trips around the country and meet people!