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Top Ten Game Master Quotes

8. "Do you think YOU could do a better job?"

7. "How the hell did you get one of those?"

6. "Do you want karma or not?"

5. "What I say goes."

4. "Great, another guy with wired two..."

3. "Ever hear of subtlety?"

2. "Give me more food."

1. "I don't give a damn what the rules say, YOU'RE DEAD!"

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Top Ten Nasty Things To Do To A Shadowrunner's Gun

10. Have a mage anchor a Flame Bomb spell to the gun that is set to go off when the trigger is pulled.

9. Have someone replace all the bullets in their gun with blanks. When the runners shoot are someone, roll some dice like the target is resisting damage, but always say "They don't take any damage".

8. Have someone reset the smart link so that the runner will get a +2 instead of a -2 to the target number.

7. Have someone fill the clip with explosives, and set it to go off when the trigger is pulled.

6. Have someone replace the gun with a very realistic looking water pistol.

5. Have someone tamper with the silencer so that the gunshot is as loud as usual.

4. Have a mage use a "Rust" spell on them.

3. Have someone replace the clip with a high-capacity battery that will deliver a 10S stun shock when the trigger is pulled.

2. Have someone tamper with the laser sight so it aims 10 inches the left.

1. Have a bouncer take all the guns as they enter a night club. When they get inside, they see several people with guns. When the runners ask why they had to give up there guns and no one else did, the bar tender says "Bouncer? What bouncer? We don't have a bouncer....oh, wait....I know that guy! He likes to pretend he is a bouncer and steal people's guns as they come in!"

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Top Ten Shadowrun Player Last Words

10. "What's wrong? They're just security guards..."

9. "OK, you take the human and I'll get the troll."

8. "Oh, come on! How tough could one gang be?"

7. "I put some C-12 on it."

6. "Don't worry; I can take the drain."

4. "Why would he be using sign-language?"

1. "Does anybody have DocWagon?"

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Top Ten Muchkin Quotes

10. "Drain is stupid..."

9. "They aren't dead yet?"

8. "How do you expect me to do this with only light military armor?"

7. "Ten security guards? No problem!"

6. "I shoot him with my MP laser."

5. "He's still alive? I shoot him with my assault cannon."

4. "I want more money."

3. "Why can't I use my Panzer?"

2. "Why would we want to sneak in when we have guns?"

1. "WA! WAAAA! WAAAAAAA!!!"

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Top Ten Shadowrunner Excuses

10. "My target number was too high."

9. "I didn't have my assault rifle with me."

8. "I was trying to role-play"

7. "I failed my perception test."

6. "I ran out of ammo."

5. "My smartlink must have malfunctioned."

4. "I thought I could trust him..."

3. "There were too many of them."

2. "They had a mage."

1. "My GM doesn't like me."

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Top Ten Things A Munchkin Hates To Hear

10. "They have metal detectors."

9. "That's illegal."

8. "I think we should use stealth."

7. "No guns allowed."

6. "Ok, let's make a plan."

5. "Ever hear of the rules for "street index"?"

4. "You can't hide a rocket launcher in your coat."

3. "You can't use military grade armor."

2. "Let's negotiate"

1. "Your target survives."

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Top Ten favorite Weapons For Munchkins

10. Full-auto grenade launcher.

9. Dicoted, poison-tipped, explosive, armor peircing arrows.

8. Motorcycle mounted auto-cannon.

7. Cyber Assault cannon.

6. Tactical nuclear weapons.

5. The Build-It-Yourself home artillery gun.

4. Fully automatic missile launcher.

3. Bullets with a Hellblast spell anchored to them.

2. Any weapon from a science fiction movie.

1. Chain gun made by strapping 6 assault cannons together.

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Top Ten Signs That Your GM Hates You

10. Gang members seem fascinated by your car.

9. Your weapons are especially prone to rusting.

8. LoneStar is able to track you down using skin samples that they sucked out of the air at the location of your last meeting with Mr. Johnson.

7. Everyone else gets 3 more karma points then you do. When you ask why, the GM says that they got it for good role-playing.

6. Other players get hit by Narcojets. You get hit by an SMG.

5. The LoneStar troops in your neighborhood wear military grade body armor.

4. People always seem to run out and buy assault rifles when they hear that you are coming.

3. LoneStar decides to station a Fast Response Team next door.

2. Every time you get new cyberware installed someone puts in a cortex bomb.

1. Two words: Project Thor

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Top Ten Things A Game Master Hates To Hear From His Players

10. "Can I get Delta cyberware?"

9. "Are you SURE about that target number?"

8. "I just shoot all of them."

7. "You can't do that."

6. "So how should I do this?"

5. "I tell the fixer that I want military grade armor."

4. "My essence is 0.01"

3. "Why does my character need a personality?"

2. "This isn't fair."

1. "I took the million in resources."



		Top 10 Lists

	All Top 10 Lists were created by Mist. Top Ten Game Master Quotes 10. "Shut up" 9. "Don't argue." 8. "Do you think YOU could do a better job?" 7. "How the hell did you get one of those?" 6. "Do you want karma or not?" 5. "What I say goes." 4. "Great, another guy with wired two..." 3. "Ever hear of subtlety?" 2. "Give me more food." 1. "I don't give a damn what the rules say, YOU'RE DEAD!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Top Ten Nasty Things To Do To A Shadowrunner's Gun 10. Have a mage anchor a Flame Bomb spell to the gun that is set to go off when the trigger is pulled. 9. Have someone replace all the bullets in their gun with blanks. When the runners shoot are someone, roll some dice like the target is resisting damage, but always say "They don't take any damage". 8. Have someone reset the smart link so that the runner will get a +2 instead of a -2 to the target number. 7. Have someone fill the clip with explosives, and set it to go off when the trigger is pulled. 6. Have someone replace the gun with a very realistic looking water pistol. 5. Have someone tamper with the silencer so that the gunshot is as loud as usual. 4. Have a mage use a "Rust" spell on them. 3. Have someone replace the clip with a high-capacity battery that will deliver a 10S stun shock when the trigger is pulled. 2. Have someone tamper with the laser sight so it aims 10 inches the left. 1. Have a bouncer take all the guns as they enter a night club. When they get inside, they see several people with guns. When the runners ask why they had to give up there guns and no one else did, the bar tender says "Bouncer? What bouncer? We don't have a bouncer....oh, wait....I know that guy! He likes to pretend he is a bouncer and steal people's guns as they come in!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Top Ten Shadowrun Player Last Words 10. "What's wrong? They're just security guards..." 9. "OK, you take the human and I'll get the troll." 8. "Oh, come on! How tough could one gang be?" 7. "I put some C-12 on it." 6. "Don't worry; I can take the drain." 5. "I pick it up." 4. "Why would he be using sign-language?" 3. "I'll go first." 2. "I shoot him." 1. "Does anybody have DocWagon?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Top Ten Muchkin Quotes 10. "Drain is stupid..." 9. "They aren't dead yet?" 8. "How do you expect me to do this with only light military armor?" 7. "Ten security guards? No problem!" 6. "I shoot him with my MP laser." 5. "He's still alive? I shoot him with my assault cannon." 4. "I want more money." 3. "Why can't I use my Panzer?" 2. "Why would we want to sneak in when we have guns?" 1. "WA! WAAAA! WAAAAAAA!!!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Top Ten Shadowrunner Excuses 10. "My target number was too high." 9. "I didn't have my assault rifle with me." 8. "I was trying to role-play" 7. "I failed my perception test." 6. "I ran out of ammo." 5. "My smartlink must have malfunctioned." 4. "I thought I could trust him..." 3. "There were too many of them." 2. "They had a mage." 1. "My GM doesn't like me." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Top Ten Things A Munchkin Hates To Hear 10. "They have metal detectors." 9. "That's illegal." 8. "I think we should use stealth." 7. "No guns allowed." 6. "Ok, let's make a plan." 5. "Ever hear of the rules for "street index"?" 4. "You can't hide a rocket launcher in your coat." 3. "You can't use military grade armor." 2. "Let's negotiate" 1. "Your target survives." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Top Ten favorite Weapons For Munchkins 10. Full-auto grenade launcher. 9. Dicoted, poison-tipped, explosive, armor peircing arrows. 8. Motorcycle mounted auto-cannon. 7. Cyber Assault cannon. 6. Tactical nuclear weapons. 5. The Build-It-Yourself home artillery gun. 4. Fully automatic missile launcher. 3. Bullets with a Hellblast spell anchored to them. 2. Any weapon from a science fiction movie. 1. Chain gun made by strapping 6 assault cannons together. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Top Ten Signs That Your GM Hates You 10. Gang members seem fascinated by your car. 9. Your weapons are especially prone to rusting. 8. LoneStar is able to track you down using skin samples that they sucked out of the air at the location of your last meeting with Mr. Johnson. 7. Everyone else gets 3 more karma points then you do. When you ask why, the GM says that they got it for good role-playing. 6. Other players get hit by Narcojets. You get hit by an SMG. 5. The LoneStar troops in your neighborhood wear military grade body armor. 4. People always seem to run out and buy assault rifles when they hear that you are coming. 3. LoneStar decides to station a Fast Response Team next door. 2. Every time you get new cyberware installed someone puts in a cortex bomb. 1. Two words: Project Thor -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Top Ten Things A Game Master Hates To Hear From His Players 10. "Can I get Delta cyberware?" 9. "Are you SURE about that target number?" 8. "I just shoot all of them." 7. "You can't do that." 6. "So how should I do this?" 5. "I tell the fixer that I want military grade armor." 4. "My essence is 0.01" 3. "Why does my character need a personality?" 2. "This isn't fair." 1. "I took the million in resources."