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Expectations Take A Nosedive
By: JoAnn Scalamoni and Kathy Shaskan

One of the most painful aspects of middle-age is realizing that you have not yet (and indeed, may never) attain the lofty goals of your youth. Here's a lighthearted look at the way we "tweak" our expectations as we move from college to collagen treatments.

Expectation at Age 20

Expectation at Age 30

Today's Reality

Prime beachfront real estate

Scenic country lot

Parking spot for mobile home

Stately manor home

Quaint colonial residence

Handyman special

Mature, exotic specimen trees and plantings

Professional landscaping

Crabgrass

Priceless Persian rugs

Wool dhurries

Carpet tiles

Antique crystal chandeliers

Attractive lighting fixtures

Thrift store lamps

Exclusive lakeside bathhouse

Local swim club

Inflatable kiddie pool

Exquisite couture apparel

Fine designer garments

Wash & wear acrylics

Extensive investment portfolio

A few stocks and bonds

Christmas Club

Expendable assets

Pocket money

Five spot

Handcrafted Italian sportscar

Luxury sedan

Walking shoes

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