Joke Programs

These Programs are written in Visual Basics 6.0. If they do not operate on your system, go to TPA Software, (see banner below this paragraph) download TERMINATOR32 and install it. It will update your system to the most current version of Visual Basics. If you do not need Terminator, open Windows Explorer and delete the file folder" Terminator32" in C:\programs\Terminator32. This will remove the main file from your system but leave the updated system files so these programs will work. If you are on AOL, you need Terminator32!! It is a great program and worth much more than the $10.00 price tag (It keeps you from getting bumped). The fastest down loads are with Go!Zilla.

	Definitely for Mature Audiences! Sugar-n-Spice....naughty but nice. What else can I say.
	For Mature Audiences Only The newest member of the deskmate series, Johlee is 3D and every bit as naughty as her sisters. Definitely worth the download. Like her sisters, she responds to mouse clicks on her hidden spots and is not the least bit modest. Like the others, I have tested this one. Makes a great gift.
	For Mature Audiences Only This is Tahni's naughty sister. Click on the picture to the left to go to the web site for a free download. She responds to mouse clicks on her many "hidden zones" and also performs on your screen. I have her on my screen and she is worth the download time.
	This is Maeka. She is like Kahli only less shy. Click the picture on the left to get a free download. Like her predecessor, Kahli, she responds to mouse clicks on her "hidden areas" and also performs on her own. Makes a great gift...to yourself!
	Tahni She started it all. Many really "hidden zones" and if you don't discover those, she is just a very sexy lady. If you find the hidden zones though, all kinds of things happen. Great Download and lots of fun.

LINK	FILE DESCRIPTION	Rating	File Size
Ballots	NEW: These are the new ballots being proposed by the Republican and Democratic parties for future presidential elections. Check them out...they are a hoot!	*****	98K
Vision	This is a cool program. The basis for this program has been floating around on the Net for awhile but its still cool. Try it and see the vision (HINT: Stare at the dots for a full 15 seconds) 03/01/00.	*****	42K
Cards	A program to dazzle your friends and keep them busy for hours. Just pick a card and your computer does the rest. Updated 02/17/00: The Number one download for six months running.	*****	76K
Terminator	I did not write this program and I do not know who to credit for it, but it is cool and has been around for awhile. Girls, send it to the guy of your dreams. It is virus free	*****	3K
Small2	Ok, guys! This is the get even program for that pesky one that's been floating around putting an issue on "tool" size. Send this one to the woman that sent you the "other" one. Small but powerful. 02/25/00	*****	7K
Eye Exam	Check out your vision. Complete eye exam in about a minute. Failure may not mean bad eyesight!!! 02/25/00	****	42K
Drink Gift	This is a rip-off on a well circulated joke program that's been out for a few years. I need some feedback on whether it works on all systems or not. I've changed the interface and modified the code for VB6.0. (I don't have a clue what the original code is) If anyone can tell me who wrote the original, I'll give them their due credit. 02/24/00	*****	25K
Reflections	Leading edge technology on this one. Converts the reflections on your monitor's screen to Bitmap files and displays them for viewing. Really great program!!! 02/21/00. A must to try and observe. Current #1 download.	*****	46K
Choice	A great choice to make. Send it a friend and test their observation under stress. Just stay cool and everything will work out. 02/16/00	*****	20K
Love Exam	A must for great lovers of the world. Find out how you rate with your significant others. (Warning, if your system is not up to date, you will get a "Run Time Error 380" message. If you do, get Love Test as an alternative) 02/14/00	*****	17K
Love Test	OK, Some of you with antiquated equipment are getting "Run Time Error 380" when you try to run Love Exam. Love Test is essentially the same program as Love Exam only without the advanced code. 02/15/00	*****	36K
Blondes	A small program designed to keep the blonde in your home or office busy for hours at a time. Frees you up to go out with the guys. Updated 02/18/00	****	13K
Gin Master	Know someone who thinks they're a Yahoo Gin Master? Send them this one and let them find out.	****	28K
Dance Vote	A turnabout for Jeff and Mary Hill of Charlotte, North Carolina. (The two greatest dancers to ever come out of the Carolinas!) Just for fun.	****	56K
Love Forecaster	Find out if there is love for you in the future. This program gets right to the heart of the issue.	*****	13K
Morals	For Girls Only. This one cuts to the chase. Find out just how easy that special one is..	*****	16K
Mountain Brides	Know that special guy that needs a mountain bride? Here's your chance to get him one. A fresh load of brides have just arrived.	*****	58K
Yorkies	A national poll for Yorkie lovers. Vote and see how Yorkies rate on the National level.	*****	49K