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How are a mouse and an old door alike?....... They both
squeak.
How are false teeth like stars? ............. They come out
at night.
How can you get in touch with a fish? ....... Drop him a
line.
How can you tell if there is an elephant under your bed?.....
You will be close to the ceiling.
How can you tell the BAKER is rich? ......... His hands are
always in the dough.
How did the belt break the law? ............. They held up
some trousers.
How did the Vampires come over from Europe... On Blood
Vessels.
How do we know the ocean is friendly? ....... It
waves.
How do you count cows? ...................... With a
COWculator.
How do you get a mouse to smile?............. Say
CHEESE.
How do you get a squirrel to like you? ...... Act like a
nut.
How do you keep a dog off the road?.......... Put him in a
barking lot.
How do you know that the cow jumped over the moon?......
Because of the Milky Way.
How do you make a lemon drop? ............... Just let it
fall.
How do you talk to a giant? ................. Use big
words.
How does a baseball player hold a bat?....... By its
wings.
How does a dentist examine a crocodiles teeth?..... Very
carefully!
How does a musician brush his teeth? ........ With a tuba
toothpaste.
How many months have 28 days?................ All of
them.
How many successful jumps must a sky diver make before he
graduates? ... All of them.
How should you treat a baby goat? ........... Like a
kid.
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