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If your mom won't let you in the house with dirty feet, what
should you do?.... Leave your shoes on.
There are 26 letters in the alphabet. Take 1 away & how
many are left?..... 26--One is a number.
Three girls walked under one umbrella. Why didn't they get
wet?..........It wasn't raining.
What animal can jump higher than a
house?.................. Any animal. A house can't
jump.
What animal is always at a baseball game? ................. A
bat.
What can a car run on besides gas?.........................
The road.
What can blow on a balloon all day and never get tired?......
The wind.
What can pass through water without getting
wet?........... Sunlight.
What did the banana say to the dog? .......................
Nothing. Bananas can't talk.
What did the hat say to the scarf? ........................
You hang around while I go ahead.
What did the ocean say to the shore? ......................
Nothing. It just waved.
What did the porcupine say to the cactus?..................
Is that you mama?
What do cows do for fun? ..................................
They go to the MOOOvies.
What do dogs and trees have in common? ....................
Their bark.
What do sardines call a submarine?......................... A
can of people.
What do you call a bull when it's sleeping?................ A
bulldozer.
What do you call a cat that drinks lemonade?............... A
sour-puss.
What do you call a crate full of ducks?.................... A
box of quackers.
What do you call a duck that gets all A's? ................ A
wise quacker.
What do you call a hot dog without a
middle?............... A Halloweenie.
What do you call an ice cream truck man? .................. A
sundae driver.
What do you get from nervous
cows?..........................Milk shakes.
What do you get when 2 strawberries
meet?.................. A strawberry shake.
What do you say to a bully with cotton in his ears?........
Anything you want--He can't hear you.
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