RIDDLES
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When are cooks mean?.............................. When they
beat the eggs and whip the cream.
When does an astronaut stop to eat? .............. When it's
LAUNCH time.
When doesn't it matter if a sailor can't swim?.... When he's
not in the water.
When is a car not a car?.......................... When it
turns into a driveway.
When is a farmer mean?............................ When he
pulls the ears off the corn.
When is it dangerous to be hit on the head by a
tomato?.....When it's still in the can.
When it's raining cats & dogs, what can you find on the
ground? ...........Poodles.
Where do dates grow? ............................. On a
calendar tree.
Where does a sheep get a haircut?................. At the
baa-baa-shop.
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?. On the
bottom.
Which animal is always laughing? ................. A
Happy-Potamus
Which is faster---hot or cold?....................
Hot---You can catch a cold.
Which side of a bird has the most feathers? ...... The
outside.
Who had the largest family in the world?.......... George
Washington, the father of his country.
Who is history's most famous bandit?.............. Atlas! He
held up the world.
Why are elephants wrinkled? ...................... Did you
ever try to iron one?
Why did the alien take soap into space with him? . In case he
ran into a meteor shower.
Why did the baby strawberry cry? ................. Because
his mother was in a jam.
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? ........ He wanted
to go to high school.
Why did the chicken cross the road?............... She wanted
to get to the other side.
Why did the farmer put bells on his cow?.......... Because
the horns didn't work?
Why did the girl sit on her watch? ............... She wanted
to be on time.
Why did the traffic light turn red?............... You would
too if you had to change in the middle of the street.
Why didn't anyone play cards on Noah's Ark?....... Because
Noah sat on the deck.
Why didn't the horse draw a cart? ................ It
couldn't hold a pencil.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? .......... He
didn't have the guts.
Why do birds fly south for the winter?............ Because
it's too far to walk.
Why do firemen wear red suspenders?............... To hold
up their pants.
Why do lions eat raw meat? ....................... They don't
know how to cook.
Why does a hummingbird hum?....................... Because he
doesn't know the words.
Why don't bears wear shoes? ...................... So they
can go BEAR-foot.
Why is a math book sad? .......................... It has so
many problems.
Why is space so noisy? ........................... Because of
all the shooting stars!
Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?....... Because of
all the cheetahs.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? ........................... Because
7, 8, 9. (seven ate nine)
Why was the theater crying? ...................... The seats
were all in tiers.
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