RIDDLES
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These riddles were sent in by visitors to my
site.
Thank
You!
What do you call naughty antelopes?..............Bad
gnus.
What do witches like to put on their floors?.....Magic
carpeting.
Which toilet bowl cleaner do most magicians
use?...Vanish!
What did the Mama Ghost say to the little ghosts before they
drove off in their car? ............ Fasten your sheet
belts.
What teenage super heroes are very helpful when it snows?...
The Plower Rangers.
What part of a fish weighs the most?............. The
scales.
What did the kindling say to the lumberjack...... You gave me
a splitting headache.
What noisy piggy is a great movie director?...... Steven
Squealberg.
What is a 5 letter word that if you take out the first,
third, and last letter, it's still the same
word?........................... "Empty".
What is a 7 letter word that if you take out all of the
letters, it is the same word?.......................... "Postman" or
"Nothing".
(Thanks Aaron!)
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What do astronauts get when they're far apart.... spaced
out.
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How do you stop a fish from smelling?............ Cut off his
nose.
Why did the rooster cross the road?............. because he
was tied to the chicken.
Why do space men wear space suits?............... to cover
their space underwear.
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What kind of ships do students study in school?..
Scholarships.
What kind of table has no legs?...................a
multiplication table.
What part of a clock is always old?............... the second
hand.
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What subject did the Witch pass in
school?......Spelling
What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?...Any dog--
a building can't jump!
Why was the refrigerator afraid?...The milk went bad and
turned rotten.
(Thanks Nahid)
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