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“Thou shall not whine.”
- sign in Mr. Leibler’s classroom (high school economics teacher)- “Young people who are parking are too often victims of CO (carbon monoxide).”
- Side note in A.P. Chemistry Book- “Don’t look up, it just may change your life.”
- Unknown on being abducted- “Don’t let worry kill you, let the Church help.”
- Kathie Lee Gifford- “There is no terror in a bang, only in the anticipation of it.”
- Alfred Hitchcock- “Every man likes the smell of his own farts.”
- Icelandic Proverb- “Here's to the crazy ones.The misfits. The rebels. The trouble-makers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules, and they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. 'Bout the only thing you can't do is ignore them, because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world -- are the ones who do.”
- Commercial- “I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.”
- Woody Allen- “Nothing succeeds like a successor.”
- Jimmy Carter- “I’d like to have world peace. If that doesn’t work, I’d like to take over the world.”
- Some girl- “When you die you lose a very important part of your life.”
- Brook Shields- “I am, therefore I think.”
- Skeet Ulrich- “Buddha says ‘If you were bad in a past life, you get to be famous in this one.’”
- David Duchovny- “Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.”
- David Letterman- “I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my Grandfather did, not screaming in terror like his passengers.”
- Michael Aulfrey- “I not short, I’m Asian.”
- Tiffany Kho’s cousin Kevin- "I know more than you, because you think you know something, whereas I know I know nothing."
- Socrates- “The philosophers have merely interpreted the world in various ways; the point, however, is to change it.”
- Karl Marx- “Your talent is God’s gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God.”
- Leo Buscaglia- “When I grow up I want to be a little boy.”
- Joseph Heller- “A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.”
- Winston Churchill- “There are two kinds of people:
those who don't do what they want to do,
so they write it down in a diary
about what they haven't done,
and those who haven't time to write about it because they're out doing it.”
- Richard Flournay and Lewis Foster- “The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.”
- Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL- “’To do is to be. - Descartes
‘To be is to do.’ - Voltaire
‘Do be do be do.’ - Frank Sinatra”
- Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats. Scottsdale, Arizona.- “Know thyself? If I knew myself I'd run away.”
- Goethe- “If you actually look like your passport photo, you aren't well enough to travel.”
- Sir Vivian Fuchs- “A child on a farm sees a plane fly by overhead and dreams of a faraway place. A traveler on the plane sees the farmhouse and dreams of home.”
- Carl Burns- “If you can't convince them, confuse them.”
- Harry S. Truman- “A classic - something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.”
- Mark Twain- “Sometimes we live life in no particular way, but our own.”
- The Greatful Dead- “Time spent with cats is never wasted.”
- Colette- “The very existence of flame throwers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, ‘You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done’”
- George Carlin- “To the Medical Student
This is my body,
the shell of my being,
Which is given to you in final offering
To the world.
I share the elements of life.
From these old bones,
These ligaments,
My sinews and my nerves,
May that life force
That ran in me
Shine forth once more
And pass to you
The knowledge and the power
That help sustain
The miracle of life.”
- Claire Small, an anatomical gift donor - “Young people who are parking are too often victims of CO (carbon monoxide).”
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