The Disclaimer Song
Em Laurence (LilXPhile@aol.com) and Kate Gregory
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Say the word "disclaimer" to anyone who writes fanfic, and they
think "annoying", "dull", or "takes up valuable
begging-for-comments space."  But fear not- I've found a way to
make disclaimers fun... well, fun for me, at least.

I wish I could take full credit for this, but I have to share
with Kate, who's the real genius... she came up with about half
of the lyrics.  The actual sheet music, on the other hand, was
all me.  And as soon as I find a way to put it up on the Web, I
will.  Maybe I'll even make a MIDI version. But for now, enjoy
the lyrics...



Chris Carter owns our favorite feds
So if we want inside their heads
We have to add this note, it's true
Or else his lawyers just might sue.

We love you, Scully; Mulder too,
Unfortunately we don't own you,
And so we sing this little song
So we and Chris will get along.

CHORUS:
Don't sue me, sir, I'm just a Phile
Who borrowed your characters for a while
It's been fun, but now I'm done
From reader's flames I soon will run.

Well, that's it. Hope you enjoyed our little tune.