TABLE OF CONTENTS
The Gospel According To Luke
Luke's World

WE MUST NEVER FORGET!!!


It's been a great ride over the past several years, but this website, begun when Luke twelve, is passing into history. The primary reason is that EXPRESS PAGE, where most of these essays are hosted, is itself closing down in early 2007/ Fear not, however, Luke is alive and well and has a well-respected b'log, updated daily, which you can find at THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO LUKE
Please come visit us. Unlike most b'logs, Luke's contains not only a fair dollop of politics, but also a heady dose of fiction. Real fiction, not the kind we see on news broadcasts or eminating from governments at any level.

*1. B...B...But My Dog Pee'd On It...Luke's latest Excuse for No-Show Homework Part 1
*2 B...B...BUT MY DOG PEE'd On It, Part 2
*3. Armed and Dangerous: Middle School is NO place for guns
*4. Computer Disaster: Pissing Off Pop
5. Test?? WHAT TEST??: A How-To Manual for ALL students
6. Lying and the President (If Mr. Clinton Can Tell Lies, Why Can't I??)
7. Skipping School: When You Cut Class, Anything Goes
8. The Whole Shocking Story, A Free Day: Plan Ahead
9. Flush, Down The Toilet...Getting Revenge on your Big Brother
*10.Sent To The Office: If You Do The Crime, You Gotta Do The Time
11.The Office??? Relax, Her bark is Worse Than Her Bite
12. Hurt YOU More Than It Does Me?? You're Crazy, Lady
13. Ask Luke, Part I
14. Busted!!!!: This Is Your drug On Brains
15.Bill and Monica Go To School: How The Starr Report Got Us Out Of Work
16. Peer Pressure: Parents and Teachers Don't Really Understand it
*17. 900 Numbers and Tommy's Birthday Party
*17a. 900 NUMBERS and Tommy's Birthday Party, part 2
*18. The Buckle Of The Bible Belt: Religion in the Deep South is FUNdamental
*19. Oval Office Update: Impact of Starr's Report on Luke's School
20. Not Very Deep Thoughts....Luke Does His Best Thinking On The Can
21. Night Of The Living Rednecks...PART I
22. Night Of The Living Rednecks...PART II
23. Night Of The Living Rednecks...PART III
24. Three Cool Girls...Animal Rights and Tunafish in the Lunchroom
25. Substitute Teachers...OPEN SEASON Lasts All Year
*26. Cheating Successfully
*27. RED NECK PARTY: Taking A Cup Of Kindness
*28. STUPID TEACHERS: Trying Hard To Become Even More Incompetent
*29. Jerry Springer Show: JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!
30. More Animal Rights: Vivesection, Cruelty, and Science Labs
31. Shopping With Your Mom...AARGH It Sux
32. Halloween, Part I: And Things That Go Bump...
33. Halloween, Part II, So You Were An Angel At My Age???
34. A Fight and School Politics: Run For Office Or Run Away
*35. The Ghost Child: A True Tale Told By My Father
*36. Middle School Parents' Night: Never Have So Few Done So Little For So Many
*37. A Night In A Graveyard: Historic Rose Hill Cemetery
*38. Election Day Special: Being Kewl
*39. Cuffs are NO Fun!! Getting Arrested!!!
*39a CUFFS ARE NO FUN: (Conclusion)
*40. Luke Meets Leonardo DiCaprio: Titanic, This Boy's Life, What's Eating Gilbert Grape?
*41. Christmas: Getting The Grinch
42. Need A boost for that Car, Jack? Crime & Punishment, Part 1
43. Beer and an Accident: Crime & Punishment 2
*44. Hospital nd the Sheriff's Department: Crime & Punishment 3
*45. Why, You're Still Spanking Size: Crime & Punishment 4
*46. My Probation Officer: Crime & Punishment 5
*47. Reform or Reform School: Crime and Punishment 6
*48. Meet Big Brother Wade...A Hunting We Will Go
*49. There Is This Girl: Yes, Virginia, There Is A Girl Friend!!!
50. Back To The Bible Belt: More Thoughts From the Religion Capital of the Deep South
51. Take Me Out Of The Ball Game: All The Way To The NFL??
52. LUKE's FIRST TIME
*53. Teacher Talk.....A Language All Their Own: And Only They UnderStand it
*54. World War III In Middle School: Petition? What Petition???
*55. Used Dog...Used Kid: Getting Adopted
*56. Bombing The Serbs: Military Intelligence is an Oxy'moron'
*57. Be Careful What You Ask For....You May 'Get it', Part 1
*58. Be Careful What You Ask For....You May 'Get It', Part 2
*59. The Old Man and His Dog: A Don's Best Friend
60. A Week Of TV...Can You Watch Too Much Springer???
61. A Driving Lesson...You're Right, Wade, Jeeps Just Don't Float
*62. Grunt and Groan...Neither Professional nor Wrestling, Part I
*63. Grunt and Groan...More WCW, WWF, RAW=WAR, Part II
*64. Kid Killers in Colorado: Some Thoughts On Kids Killing Kids
*65. You Might Not Believe this, But Every Word is True (Rob's Ghost Story)
*66. Luke Plans To Party Hearty: Sometimes It's Better Not To Plan Ahead
*67. What Would Wade Say, Lukie?: Cussin', It's An Art
*68. Bubba Saves the World: Move Over Mulder...A Strange Message
*69. Running Away: Don't Leave Home Without It
70. If You Don't Like To Chat, Why Do You Have AOL?????
*71. Truth Is Stranger Than Parents: Is Insanity Hereditary In Our Family, Pop?
*72. Jerry Springer and the Funky Chicago City Council Dudes
*73. Have It Your Way, Dickhead: Our Parents, A Generation Of Morons
*74. POP CULTURE: Baby Divas To Mass Murder
*75. You're A Sinning Little Bastard, Luke, You'll Surely Go To Hell
*76. Everything Lukie Knows About Politics: A Primer
*77. The Hand From The Grave, Part 1: A Strange Little Boy
*78. The Hand From The Grave, Part 2: Rose Hill Cemetary
*79. The CyberBrat out of Hell: Fireproofing The Flag
*80. Hi, Mrs. Cleaver! Can The Beaver Come Out And Play
*81. DOWN THE ROAD TO HELL: LUKE's GANG AIN'T 'OUR GANG'
*81a. A Lesson Learned....Never Give Up A Friend
*82. Random Thoughts At The End Of A Long, Hot Summer
*83. Hate Groups On The Internet
*84. Janet Reno, The FBI, and the Waco Whacko: Lies, Lies, All Lies
*85. To Pat Buchanan: Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Ass On Your Way out of the GOP
*86. Dove Hunting: It Don't Matter If You Forget the Ammo As Long As You Remember the Beer
*87. LIVE OAK TREE: Gothic Southern Death, Part 1
*88. LIVE OAK TREE: Gothic Southern Death, Part 2
*89. LIVE OAK TREE: Gothic Southern Death, Part 3
*90. Good Morning, Mr. Ass-Prin; Welcome To The 9th. Grade, Lukie
*91. Hey, Harry Potter, The Christian Right Wants To Exile You
*92. Ode To A Red Neck Madonna: Incident In A Parking Lot
*93. ZERO TOLERANCE: Amerika Declares War On Her Own Children
*94. B v D: 'BOY vs DOG The Contest Unequal Part 1
*95. B v D: BOY vs DOG The Contest Unequal Part 2
*96. WELCOME TO CALIFORNIA: The Clown School of Politics
*97. HILLARY'S LIVING HISTORY: It Takes A Child To Raze A Village
*98. MOVING: BE IT EVER SO HUMBLE...Bah Humbug!!
*99. MUSINGS AND RAMBLINGS: Thoughts About Nothing Much In Particular
*100.LUKE's DOG DAY AFTERNOON, Part I
*101.LUKE's DOG DAY AFTERNOON, Part II
102. Some Pop's Rules...METAMORPHOSIS
103. Dialogue In A Sixth Grade math Class
104. John Rocker: A CHILD's GARDEN OF PHILISTINES
105. It's Sorta Physical, but it Sure Ain't Education (P.E. TEST)
106. Only In Colorado: ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIGH
107. From The MailBag: PARENTING and the "NO" Word
108. Ms LILLY: What YOU Need Is A Good Switching, Boy
109. Sniff...Sniff...: Tell Them Bubba Boy Was Here
*110. COWARDLY PARENTS and the FACTS OF LIFE
111. Soliloquy From A Ten-Year-Old On Report Card Day
112. Primitive Horror, part I
113. Primitive Horror, part II
114. Primitive Horror, part III
115. Primitive Horror, part IV
116. This I Believe
117. Rocker Revisited: JR As Victim
118. ELIAN, YOU LITTLE BRAT, GO HOME!!!
119. CORPORAL PUNISHMENT? It Depends On What The Corporal Did, I Guess
120. Deep Within A Dark And Forbidden place.....A Teacher's Brain
121. Haunted House On Summit Ave., Pt. I
122. Haunted House On Summit Ave., Pt. II
123. Haunted House On Summit Ave., Pt. III
124. A "Kinder, Gentler Al Gore DOES Macon
125. Just Say 'NO' To D.A.R.E.
126 Atomic Secrets: WHAT ATOMIC SECRETS???
127. A Question of Discrimination: BOYS, The New Second Class Citizens
128. DISCRIMINATION in a Sixth Grade Wasteland
129. MORE From That Sixth Grade Wasteland
130. Hey, Pop!! Do You Know There's A Dead Cow On Our Front Lawn
131. Saga Of A Cow Departed, II: Where Do We Go From Here, Pop?
132. Rage on the Road, The New Frontier (The Law West of the Pecos...and East...and North...and South)
133. Why I Cannot Support Either The BUSH/CHENEY or the GORE/LIEBERMAN Tickets
134. A Fable for these Modern Times
135. When Random Acts Of Kindness Go Bad
136. Endorsement for President of The United States
137. ALL IN THE FAMILY: Luke's Brothers From Hell
138. DEATH and LIFE
139. WARNING: The Teaching Profession May Be Dangerous To YOUR Health
140. SCREW Political Correctness
141. Voters 18-25: Two Modest Proposals
142. Designer Kids: WE PLAY GOD
143. American Politics Simplified For Our Readers Overseas
144. U.S. Presidential Politics: Mess and Message in the Sunshine State
145. Modern American Political Dynasties, Part I
146. The Self-Esteem LIE---Feelin' Groovy Don't Cut It
147. Coley Dog, Hattie, and Boo: A 'Tail' of Three Best Friends
148. Just Wait Till Your Pop Gets Home, I: The Danny Wiley Story
149. Just Wait Till Your Pop Gets Home, II: The Danny Wiley Story
150. Just Wait Till Your Pop Gets Home, III: The Danny Wiley Story
151. Millennial Musings...At The REAL Millennium
152. News Entertainment and Sunday Morning
153. TRUTH: If You're Gonna Drink From The Toilet At Least Flush Once In A While
154. IF I SHOULD DIE.....Before I Wake
155. UNAUTHORIZED FROM THE OVAL OFFICE: Transcript of Final Clinton/Gore Meeting G-Rated (no Intern Content)
156. ...And They Loaded Up The Wagon And They Moved...
157. Cruising Chicks In Harlem: Mr. Clinton Joins The Bar Scene
158. The NewMarch Madness: Slaughter of the Innocents (Death in the Cafeteria)
159. A GUN IN THE HOUSE: A Clever Bit Of Parenting
160. DAY DREAMING...Social Studies Class
161. The Dirkhising-Shepherd Murders:OBVIOUS MEDIA AGENDA (We Slant All The News We Fit)
162. A Slight Outbreak Of Patriotism: WELCOME HOME FROM CHINA (And Don't Listen To The Kristols On The Right)
163. GHOST STORY: Life After Death And Then Some
164. The Great Funnelator War: Part, the first
165. The Great Funnelator War, Part Two: Opening Skirmish, First Blood
166. The Great Funnelator War, Part three: Main Theater Of Battle
167. The Great Funnelator War, Part Four: Conclusion...Plurima Imago Mortis
168. Senator John McCain: BLINDSIDED By The Light
169. We Do Away With Tim McVeigh
170. NEWTON COLLIER: The SOUL in the SONG of the South
171. Spare The Rod And Spoil The ........
172. Don't You Try To Tell Me What's GOOD For Me...DAMMIT!!
173. THE PREPPIE CHRONICLES, Part 1: Easy Lies The Path To Hell
174. The PREPPIE CHRONICLES, Part 2: Half the Fun Of Going To Hell Is Getting There
175. THE PREPPIE CHRONICLES, Part 3: Good Teacher/Bad Teacher
176. THE PREPPIE CHRONICLES, Part 4: Wanna Be A Teacher?? Getting Started
177. THE OVER-AGE LITTLE LEAGUER SCANDAL: It's Not About The Kids, Anymore
178. REPARATIONS: The False Politics Of Pseudo 'Victimization'
179. WAR: Our President Speaks; The World Listens
180. AFTERMATH: America At War
181. AMERICA AT WAR: Notes From The Other Side
182. CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE: Ending Political Correctness In Our Schools
183 LITTLE ARTIE FARTIE, Part 1: A True Tale For Halloween
184. LITTLE ARTIE FARTIE, Part 2: A True Tale For Halloween
185 RED SHOES ON CHERRY STREET: Hustle and Ho's in Macon, GA
186. HARRY POTTER and the Parents From Hell
187. BROTHER ROB, THE DEERSLAYER: Truly A Pain In The Tail
188. AN AMERICAN TALIBAN: The Left Spin Zone
*189. RAMBLINGS and RUMBLINGS: Straight From The Bowels
190. DEFINING GENERATIONS BY THEIR WARS
191. Luke's CHRISTMAS MESSAGE 2001
192. A VERY DIFFERENT NEW YEAR: Welcome To 2002
193. Who The Hell Needs France and Germany? Part 1
*194. Luke's SURPRISE! SURPRISE!! SURPRISE!!!
195. Who The Hell Needs France and Germany? Part 2
196. Top Secret: LAST MEETING BETWEEN BIN LADEN and MULLAH OMAR
197. STOMPED: And I Never Saw That Bugger Coming
198. GROWING UP TRASH
*199. GROWING UP TRASH (Part 2): Dear Old Golden Rule Days
*200. GROWING UP TRASH: (Part 3) Children Of The Trailer Park
201. GROWING UP TRASH (Part 4)
202. BY DOG POSSESSED (A Tale of the Supernatural
203. Growing Up Trash (Part 5)
204. NEW WAVE ANTI-SEMITISM: Forgetting The Holocaust
205. PRIZEWINNING SCHOOL ESSAY: Why Johnny Can't Read or Write (Or Do Much Of Anything Else, Either)
206. STUPID WHITE WOMEN (With A Tip Of The Hat To Michael Moore)
207. I HATE REPUBLICANS (I Just Hate Democrats A Little More)
208. BIRDS Do It; BEES Do It; Even Educated PRIESTS Do It
209. THE CABLE NEWS GUYS: O'Reilly, Mathews, Nachman, Gibson, and the X-Fire Four
210. The SNAKEHEAD FISH (And Other Illegal Immigrants)
211. RACIAL PROFILING...A Great Idea Even In PC-Land
212. BASEBALL STRIKE: Fall Of The House That Ruth Built
213. GEORGIA's SAT SCORES: African American Kids As Political Victims
214. There's One In Every Neighborhood...Look Over Your Shoulder
215. THE WITCHES Of Idle Hour Mobile Home Park, Part 1
216. THE WITCHES Of Idle Hour Mobile Home Park, Part 2
217. 9/11 OUR WAR ON TERROR....Phony or For Real
218. THE BILL CLINTON SHOW.....HERE'S BILLY
219. QUEERS and REARS no not quite right ODDS and ENDS
220. DON'T HAGGLE WITH THE GAGGLE...Just Keep The Goose Loose, Bruce
221. SOMEDAY< LUKE...YOU MIGHT BECOME A REAL BOY
222. The "Torch" Is Pissed In The Garden State
223. That Was Now, This Is Then: The Democrats Spring To Inaction
224. LUKE's COLLEGE ESSAY: Guaranteed To Get You Into The College Of Your Choice
225. Luke's Totally Tasteless Halloween Message For Tiny Tykes
226. One Poor Soul's Journey Through Washington Politics
227. ARMS and the MAN: Presidential Leadership
*228. WRITING and REVISITING
229. Once More Into The Material Breach, Dear Friends
230. Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Pot
231. GATHERING TOGETHER To Ask The Lord's Blessing
232, Writing For The Enemy: Political Pulpit Dot Com
233. FROM LUKE's RECENT MAIL: Confessions Of A Wise Ass
234. CHRISTMAS MESSAGE 2002
235. Let's KICK Some ASS, AMERICA Or Why We Like Chris Matthews
236. LUKE's PREDICTIONS FOR 2003
237. A THUG WITH A GUN IS STILL A THUG Even If He wears A badge
238. EMAIL FROM IRAQ
239. PHIL DONAHUE: The Host With The Least
240. ALL THINGS IRRELEVANT: France, Germany and the U.N.
241. ARM(s) and the BOY: Incident In A Quiet Neighborhood
242. ONCE UPON A TIME in the NorthEast (part 1)
243. ONCE UPON A TIME in the NorthEast (Part 2)
244. SADDAM, IAM
245. CHILDREN DIE IN EVERY WAR
246. FIRST WE'LL TAKE BAGHDAD; Then We'll Take Pyongyang
247. NEAL BOORTZ: Libertarian Talk Radio
248. GUNS 'n' OWNERSHIP: The Right Of Every American
249. SPRING IS HERE, BRINGING CHEER: Birds Chirp, Frogs Burp
250. PRE-SENTENCING: Sitting On The Dock Of O'Day
251. Confusing EMBEDDED WITH and IN BED WITH
252. SADDAMIZED: Taking A Ba'ath In Baghdad
253. A GHOST NAMED GEORGE: Getting It On Spiritually
254. JOHN KERRY, THE DIXIE CHICKS, FREEDOM of SPEECH and REGIME CHANGE
255. WHY WE SUPPORT AL SHARPTON FOR PRESIDENT
256. THE SADDAM HUSSEINS: The Family That Preys Together Stays Together
257. NOT WORTH THE POWDER TO BLOW THEM TO HELL
258. It's COOL TO BE PATRIOTIC ONCE AGAIN
259. NEAL BOORTZ Kicks Bill O'Reilly's Pompous Ass
260. GRAY LADY DOWN: Jayson Blair Rips The N.Y. Tymes A New One
261. HAPPY FATHER's DAY
262. JERRY SPRINGER FOR UNITED STATES SENATE
263. THE DECLINE AND FALL OF BILL O'REILLY
264. WHY JOHNNY DOESN'T GIVE A DAMN: Teachers, Teachers' Unions
265. SLAUGHTER OF THE (not so) INNOCENT: Goodbye Ouday and Qusay
266. I NEVER MET A TEACHER I COULDN'T OUTTALK or OUTTHINK
267. CALIFORNIA, THERE YOU GO: Back To Where We Told You So
268. LUKE STARTS COLLEGE: You're Not In Ding Dong School Anymore, Bubba
269. GUNS FOR TOTS: And We Don't Mean Toys
270. LABOR DAY: And No Time Off For The Lukester
271. IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT: But Don't Let That Stop Your Sorry Ass
272. LUKE's HELPFUL HINTS FOR RISING MIDDLE SCHOOLERS
273. COJONES, THE TEXAS COWBOY, AND OLD EUROPE
274. WWLD: WHAT WOULD LUKE DO? Sink The United Nations Now
275 WEEP FOR THE CHILDREN OF WACO: What Was General Wesley Clark Doing?
276. LUKE's TOTALLY TASTELESS TALE FOR HALLOWEEN, 2003
277. LUKE's LIFE OF CRIME: The No-System Juvenile System, Part 1
278. LUKE's LIFE OF CRIME: The No-System Juvenile System, Part 2
279. LUKE's LIFE OF CRIME: The No-System Juvenile System, Part 3
280. LUKE's LIFE OF CRIME: The No-System Juvenile System, Part 4
281. LUKE's LIFE OF CRIME: The N0-System Juvenile System, Part 5
282. MY POP IS NUTS: Observations Of A Wise-Ass Son
283. WE WAS ROBBED: Gun Control Is Knowing Where To Aim It
284. MYTH OF THE STRONG-WILLED LUKE: 'Cept This Is For Real
285. MACON, GEORGIA, MY HOME TOWN: The Little City That Time Forgot
286. MACON, MY HOME: What This City Needs Is About 40 First Class Funerals
287. VOICE OF THE DOG: Luke (The Dog) Vents
288. PRESIDENT JOHN F. KENNEDY: Modern Myth Making
289. ONE BOY SMOKING: (When I Was Very Young)
290. WHACKO MICHAEL JACKO: And The All-American Assault By Media
291. WRITING FOR THE ENEMY: Part 2
292. MACON MY HOMETOWN, Part 3, EDUCATION: How Low Can You Go?
293. THE MEDIA IS A ASS, SIR: Dissing The Fourth Estate
294. OF COURSE SANTA CLAUS IS REAL, You Little Toad
295. CALLING A SPADE A SPADE and A War A War
296. ENTER THE CATS: Warfare, Infiltration, Supremacy
297. LUKE's CHRISTMAS MESSAGE 2003: And Goodwill To All
298. POLITICS AS UNUSUAL: Year's End 2003
299. NIGHT OF THE LIVID LAWYERS: Tragic Aftermath Of Election 2000
300. LUKE's PREDICTIONS FOR 2004:Writ On The Eve Of His Eighteenth Birthday
301. INTERVIEW WITH SADDAM: The Lice-Covered Butcher of Baghdad
302. ASK LUKE: Q & A Update December 2003
303. LUKE DECLARES WAR ON POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
304. PLEASE DON'T MOVE AROUND SO MUCH, LUKE: We Have Only One Bullet Left
305. CLASSROOM PROJECTS and the Gross Inadequacies Of Today's Teachers
306. THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A PERFECT CRIME OR A PERFECT ASS
307. WHAT IS A NEOCOM THAT THOU ART MINDFUL OF HIM?
308. BORN ON A FARM DOWN IN I-OH-WAY: Who Cares?
309. WHAT A DIFFERENCE FOUR YEARS MAKE: Perception Then and Now
310. SEX AND THE SINGLE LUKE: Dissing The Myth Of The Honest Relationship
311. JANET JACKSON EXPOSED and the Boobs Who Watched It
312. TRAILER TRASH REDUX: Goin' Home Again
313. EVOLUTION versus CREATIONISM In The Bible Belt
314. TEMPER, TEMPER: Luke's Got A Temper
315. SHOOTING THE MESSENGER and IGNORING THE MESSAGE
316. SANDLOT BASEBALL and HOME COOKING: Adults Butt Out
317. DEAD DOG WALKING: A Minor Misunderstanding
318. THE OLD MAN OFFICIALLY TURNS GEEZER (Warm Milk and Viagra, Anyone?)
319. DEATH: Some Thoughts In The Deep MidWinter
320. TEACHING A SELF-DEFENSE COURSE For The Ladies
321. A FIRST TIME VOTER: Democracy's Downside
322. 9/11/01, EUROHOLES, and AMERICAN RESOLVE
323. MODERN AMERICA'S DEFINING MOMENT 9/11
324. AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH: The Consequences Of Telling Lies ???
325. THE RESURRECTION OF JOHN FITZGERALD KENNEDY: John Kerry The Pale Imitation
326. GOOD vs EVIL: Man's Inhumanity To Man, Part 1
327. GOOD vs EVIL: Man's Inhumanity To Man, Part 2
328. SEEKING GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT: Gainful?? Employment??? Part 1
329. SEEKING GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT: Gainful?? Employment??? Part 2
330. YOU'RE FIRED, LUKE: and Don't Come Back
331. THE TEACHING CANDIDATE (Death of Idealism)
332. POLITICAL DEAM TICKET: TRUMP and MCCAIN (President and Vice President)
333. WE HAVE DONE ALL THE THINGS WE OUGHT NOT TO HAVE DONE: and there is no health in us
334. MEET IRON CHEF TEX-MEX: Luciano Angelo
335. WARRIORS or WIMPS: THE ROAD TO ZELL'S IS PAVED WITH INTEGRITY
336. BASKETBALL SCANDAL AT UGa: Final Physical Education Exam
337. AT WAR WITH RELIGIOUS FANATICS: Q & A
338. CONDOLEEZZA RICE and the 9/11 COMMISSION
339. FULL TEXT of the PRESIDENT'S DAILY BRIEFING of August 6, 2001
340. COMPARING SEPTEMBER 11, 2001 and DECEMBER 7, 1941
341 THE OLD ORDER: Teacher Antique
342. WANTED: A Sense Of Who We Are And Where We Are Going
343. CHEATING 101: But EVERYBODY Does It
344. KERRY'S FALTERING CAMPAIGN: The Media and The Time Warp
345. MARXISTS AND LOONIES: STALINISTS and SPIES...The American Left
346. A STIRRING TRIBUTE TO LUKE's MOTHER: by Luke, of course
347. JOHN KERRY 'N' ME: A Life In Pictures
348. ARE WE OUTRAGED YET? Decapitation and Pantyhose
349. THE DEATH OF NICK BERG And The Muslims Who Would Kill Us
350. THE BOSTON GLOBE JOINS THE NEW YORK TIMES IN DISGRACE
351. BILL COSBY SPEAKS TO THE NAACP: And Makes Total Sense
352. THE GREATEST GENERATION MEETS OUR OWN
353. THE EVIL EMPIRE and the AXIS OF EVIL
354. THE EVIL EMPIRE and the AXIS OF EVIL
355. BILL CLINTON WRITES HIS MEMOIRS: "MY LIFE"
356. THE ELEVENTH HOUR: Writing A Regular Political Column
357. VICE-PRESIDENT CHENEY and the "F_YOU" WORD
358. OF RECALL and MAYORS and POLITICS AS USUAL, Part 1
359. OF RECALL and MAYORS and POLITICS AS USUAL, Part 2
360. AS WE HAVE SOWN, SO ARE WE REAPING...AND REAPING....AND REAPING...AND...Part 1
361. AS WE HAVE SOWN, SO ARE WE REAPING...AND REAPING....AND REAPING...AND...Part 2
362. AT WAR WITH CITY HALL: The Truth Lies Somewhere In-Between Part 1
363. AT WAR WITH CITY HALL: The Truth Lies Somewhere In-Between Part 2
364 AT WAR WITH CITY HALL: The Truth Lies Somewhere In-Between Part 3
365. AT WAR WITH CITY HALL: The Truth Lies Somewhere In-Between Part 4
366. ON DUMPING A MAYOR, ELECTING HERMAN CAIN, MACON URBAN LEGENDS Part 1
367. ON DUMPING A MAYOR, ELECTING HERMAN CAIN, MACON URBAN LEGENDS Part 2
368. ON DUMPING A MAYOR, ELECTING HERMAN CAIN, MACON URBAN LEGENDS Part 3
369. "SHOVE IT"...Notes From The Democratic National Convention
370. NEW BLOG ON THE BLOCK: And Still The Gospel According To Luke
371, IN THE KITCHEN OF DOS COJONES: Hispanic Work Ethic
372. NO UPTICK IN BOSTON: Why Didn't Kerry Get A Bounce In The Polls?
373. READ OUR LIPS: Surprise! Surprise!! Surprise!!! PART ONE
374. READ OUR LIPS: Surprise! Surprise!! Surprise!!! Part Two
375. READ OUR LIPS: Surprise! Surprise!! Surprise!!! Part Three
376. BACK TO SCHOOL: Communists and Drugs in Class
377. LITTLE BOBBY: Here's One Kid You Won't Pick On
378. GROWING UP KERRY: Inside The Kerry-Heinz Kennel
379. DEEP IN THE DOG DAYS: Macon In The Good Old Summertime, Part 1
380. DEEP IN THE DOG DAYS: Macon In The Good Old Summertime, Part 2
381. DEEP IN THE DOG DAYS: Macon In The Good Old Summertime, Part 3
382. DEEP IN THE DOG DAYS: Macon In The Good Old Summertime, Part 4
383. DEMOCRATS DON'T REALLY WANT JOHN KERRY AS THEIR STANDARDBEARER
384. LITTLE LEAGUE 2004: Nutrition and the Little Polish Kids
385. OF RECALL AND RACISM: Part one
386. OF RECALL AND RACISM: Part Two
387. OF RECALL AND RACISM: Part three
388. OF RECALL AND RACISM: Part Four
389. OF RECALL AND RACISM: Part Five
390. MORE NATURAL DISASTERS: Give Us Your Tired, Your Hungry, Your...
391. UPDATE: Luke's Sophomore Year (Ongoing)
392. AND WHO FOR PRESIDENT? (And Does It Really Matter?) Part One
393. AND WHO FOR PRESIDENT? (And Does It Really Matter?) Part Two
394. AND WHO FOR PRESIDENT? (And Does It Really Matter?) Part Three
395. DECLINE AND FALL OF THE FOURTH ESTATE, Part 1
396. DECLINE AND FALL OF THE FOURTH ESTATE, Part 2
397. ON CAPPING BAMBI: Myth Of The Sportsman Hunter
398. THE NOT SO GREAT DEBATES
399. OF BROWNFIELDS, BROWN STAINS, and SLAMMERS, Part 1
400. OF BROWNFIELDS, BROWN STAINS, and SLAMMERS, Part 2
401. THERE WAS AN OLD WOMAN...A GOTHIC TALE FOR HALLOWEEN, Part 1
402. THERE WAS AN OLD WOMAN...A GOTHIC TALE FOR HALLOWEEN, Part 2
403. WHAT IF THEY GAVE A MUSIC FESTIVAL...And Nobody Came, Part 1
404. WHAT IF THEY GAVE A MUSIC FESTIVAL...And Nobody Came, Part 2
405. THERE ARE NO MEN OF HONOR HERE: Election 2004
406. THIS IS ELECTION DAY 2004: Vote!! Don't Vote!!!
407. THE FAT LADY JUST HIT A HIGH C: Election 2004
408. ALL THINGS POLITICAL: Ain't We Got Fun? Part One
409. ALL THINGS POLITICAL: Ain't We Got Fun? Part two
410. ALL THINGS POLITICAL: Ain't We Got Fun? Part three (conclusion)
411. THERESA, WE HARDLY KNEW YE: The Hell With Johnny
412. AFTERMATH, ELECTION 2004: How Kerry Lost
413. AFTERMATH, ELECTION 2004: How Bush Won
414. A LITTLE NIGHT HUBRIS, PLEASE: Election 2004, Part 1
415. A LITTLE NIGHT HUBRIS, PLEASE: Election 2004, Part 2: Fire Terry McCauliffe
416. ELECTION 2008: Already Late For A Very Important Date
417. THE SURREAL LAST DAYS OF YASSER ARAFAT
418. STOP THE ELECTION, I JUST WANT TO GET OFF
419. BASKETBALL JONES or BASKETBALL COJONES: Letter From A Fan
420. SAVING MACON FROM BANKRUPCY AND OTHER FAIRY TALES PART 1: From The Pages Of The Eleventh Hour
421. SAVING MACON FROM BANKRUPCY AND OTHER FAIRY TALES PART 2: From The Pages Of The Eleventh Hour
422. 'TIS THE SEASON: To Spend Our Nation To Solvency
423. HOW THE POINSETTIA CAME TO THE MANGER: A Story For The Season
424. TESOSTERONE, GUN SHOWS, and POINSETTAS
425. PEARL HARBOR and 9/11: The Difference?
426. THERE IS NOTHING ELEVATED ABOUT 'HIGHER' EDUCATION
427. 'TIS THE SEASON TO BE....OR NOT part one
428. 'TIS THE SEASON TO BE....OR NOT part two
429. LUKE'S CHRISTMAS MESSAGE 2004
430. CHRISTMAS and the CURRENT CULTURE WAR
431. LUKE'S PREDICTION FOR 2005: You Will Be Shocked and Amazed
432. A HOUSE DIVIDED AGAINST ITSELF
433. ARBEIT MACHT FREI: Luke Gets A Job Offer
434. FARLEY STRUNKHEIMER{ Teacher For A Lifetime
435. THE DEMOCRAT ATTACK ON CONDOLEEZA RICE
436. THE G.O.P.: A Viable Party No More
437. A CALL FROM THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE: Washingtom Calling
438. TERRI SCHIAVO: A Final Word
439. THE MEANING OF LIFE: Life and her Great Mysteries
440. REACH OUT AND TOUCH YOUR PAST: Computers and Arrowheads
441. THE POPE IS DYING: Here Comes The Media
442. WILL THERE BE MOGAN DAVID IN HEAVEN?
443. SPHINCTOCRACY: It's Everywhere You Are
444. ZERO TOLERANCE: One Size Fits All...an incident
445. A TEACHER SAVAGED: School Controversy In Bibb County Georgia
446. THE OKLAHOMA CITY BOMBING: Have We Learned Anything In Ten Years?
447. HABEMUS PAPAM: We Have A Pope
448. BOOK BURNING IN MACON GEORGIA
449: WAKES: CULTURE CLASH, NORTH and SOUTH
450. WHEN JOHNNY COMES LIMPING HOME, AGAIN
451. THE REAL MEDIA WHORES: It May Surprise You
452. HERE LIES LUKE ANGELO: Victim Of A Drive By Sermon
453. A TAIL OF TWO TEACHERS: More News From The Vast Wasteland of Education
454. ASK LUKE: 2005 Version
455. RETURN OF THE LUKE: Back To His WebSite After A Two Month Hiatus
456. DEATH BY ICON: The Statue
457. GENERAL WILLIAM WESTMORELAND: Losing Viet Nam
458. THE FINAL FRONTIER: Retreat From Outer Space
459. LUKE BUYS A CAR: And His Troubles Increase, Boy!!!
460. CLOSING THE GUN SHOW LOOPHOLE: What Loophole?
461. One More Horror Story From THE BIBB COUNTY SCHOOL SYSTEM
462. BAPTIST SHOOTING CAMP....And Let God Sort Them Out
463. THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT GIVETH and it TAKETH AWAY
464. OUR PAST and our INNER CHILD
465. PULLING OUT OF THE GAZA STRIP: Long and Short Term Memory
466. ILLEGALS, UNDOCUMENTEDS, and THOSE WHO ARE DAMP ON THE DORSAL
467. CONFESSIONS OF A NEWLY MINTED COLLEGE JUNIOR
468. KILL HIM YOURSELF, REVEREND: Pat Robertson Shoots Off His Mouth
469. LITTLE LEAGUE PLAYOFFS: Amateur vs. Professional Sports
470. THE FAT LADY SUES: The Hypersensitivity Of American Lard
471. LUKE'S FIRST ALIEN ENCOUNTER
472. RITA WAS A LADY: KATRINA A BITCH: but Nature is Neither
473. LUKE TURNS TWENTY: Becoming My Father?
474. LUKE'S CHRISTMAS MESSAGE 2005 (Well, Sort Of...)
475. ET IN TERRA PAX: Peace On Earth: CHASING THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM
476. NBC'S BOOK OF DANIEL MEETS THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO LUKE
477. COUNTING EMPTY STOREFRONTS ON CHERRY STREET: A City In Deep Doo Doo
478. MACON HAS A BIG FAT INFERIORITY COMPLEX: Here's A Reason Why
479. THE FUTURE OF THE UNITED NATIONS: A New Look
480. TALKIN' POLITICS AT THE GUN SHOW
481. FEAR AND LOATHING OF THE AMERICAN FOURTH ESTATE
482. MONOPOLIES ARE DANGEROUS TO YOUR FINANCIAL HEALTH
483. THANATOPSIS ALONG A RIVER'S WALK
484. SOARING ENERGY COSTS: Blame Nobody But Ourselves
485. FROM LUKE TO HIS MAMA: Unhappy Mother's Day
486. MEET BUNZA STEELE
487. On The Mexican Border: LUKE JOINS THE MINUTEMEN
488. CUTTING AND RUNNING IS NOT AN OPTION: Iraq Exit Strategy
489. GROWING UP IN GEORGIA: Luke's Father Speaks
490. FATHER'S DAY MESSAGE: From Luke's Pop
491. GUNSHOW: and kicking the 'Bel' out of Bel Canto
492. THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE: and the Fourth of July
493. THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL: War Comes To The Middle East
494. MCKINNEY FOR PRESIDENT: Vote For Cynthia McKinney And Save The World
495. BUNZA STEELE and GNAT: part one
496. BUNZA STEELE and GNAT: part two
497. BUNZA STEELE and GNAT: part three
498. HAPPY BIRTHDAY FIDEL
499. POOR BLEEDING LEBANON
500. TOTAL WAR: Then and Now
501. ON OWNING A PIECE OF AMERICAN HISTORY
502. Tales From The Cellar: JIMMY's LONG, LONG SOLO
503. I HAVE FACED THE BLACK DEATH...AND LIVED: Part One
504. I HAVE FACED THE BLACK DEATH...AND LIVED: Part Two
505. AN ASS WHUPPIN' IN LEBANON (OURS)
506. RACIAL OVERTONES ON CBS' SURVIVOR
507. MACON MUSIC FESTIVALS 2006
508. WHERE IN THE WORLD IS LUKE ANGELO?
509. NAZIS and FASCISTS and ALL THEM MUSLIMS
510. A LETTER TO PRESIDENT BUSH ON HIS VISIT TO MACON
511. DEATH IN A SHOT HOUSE

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