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In the News:
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After finding
that several seaports in the United States
had been sold to the United
Arab Emirates, President George W. Bush
said that he was unaware of this sale. Osama Bin Laden, on Bush: “This is who they’re using to
stop me? Wow, Americans really are stupid.”
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Saddam Hussein
has announced that he will continue to lead the fight against America
“as long as they keep giving me that damned prison food.”
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The United States
has released documents confirming that President Bush is a moron. This news
story will never change.
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The sinking of
the ocean liner called Giant
Titanic-Like Ocean Liner has caused many experts to hang their heads in
disbelief.
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