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Nov 27, 2003 first time visitor... a friend sent the beer movie from a mirror site and followed the bread crumbs... great site... hilarious movies... and I also checked out that guy David McNamarra's wesite from 'What the F**K' section. Apt description for that section. Who raised this guy? Hitler, the Taliban, Bush, Al Sharpton combined together with the KKK? What a warped view of the world? Someone get this kid some professional help, somewhere along the lines of a straight jacket, and padded walls. And I checked out the pictures of hims. That was more traumatizing than an Epileptic person viewing your Epilepsy clip... Anyways... great website... I've got this site book-marked
Nov 27, 2003 You are truly wasted in your 'day' job. Maybe not.
Nov 28, 2003 Can anyone tell me what the kick-ass song is called in the beer clip?
Nov 29, 2003 Absolutely brilliant!! If only you had been negotiating for the fire service during their dispute! Have sent the link to all my friends.
Nov 30, 2003 Fucking hilarious movies, man... someone in a chatroom I was in posted the link to "Beer" -- shit cracked me up... very talented at Flash, and well-designed website, and of course, interesting commentary in your diary. Keep up the good work Matt.
Nov 30, 2003 wow
Nov 30, 2003 I laughed so hard even though it's mostly a guy thing. I'm a FLASH player too and I love it to get the visuals.
Dec 02, 2003 looked at the what the f... section, maybe you don't get it. these sites must be an ironic joke at the world's expense...please. at least they have a beauty of their own, much like the primitive school of painting, maybe in a hundred years they will be held up as great art?
Dec 03, 2003 good flash and audio, loved it
Dec 03, 2003 Unless my 'eyesight' is getting extremely bad, you're nicking my ideas from the Hooligan Front forum. Nearly as bad as doing it to EMI - eh lad. Come on, be original and come up with some of your own!!! Pakistan. REPLY FROM MATT: Yeah right - Dream on sunshine! I've just had a look at your forum (for the first time). I can't find anything by you that is even remotely similar to something on this site. To be honest, I can't find anything by you that could actually be called 'an idea'. Stop flattering yourself and get down to SpecSavers for some new glasses...
Dec 03, 2003 How about Prescott and Blunket rapping to Eminem? That'll be a keeper
Dec 03, 2003 I have enjoyed my visit on this link. Where do you find all the time to do this?
Dec 04, 2003 I received a Flash file that you developed. It was very funny, and a great marketing tool. I would imagine you get a lot of visitors because of this. Great work. Ben
Dec 04, 2003 Been visiting your site for awhile now, just couldn't be arsed to sign the guestbook until now. Smashing job by the way & have a holly jolly Christmas
Dec 04, 2003 I enjoyed the site, thanks. It was very amusing!
Dec 05, 2003 Do an Asylum about Oz. In our desperate insecurity we have become even more politically correct than you Poms. We (tax payers) even fund scum, sampan chasing lawyers to argue for years that our illegal immigrants have been unfairly treated and deserve financial compensation. Don't talk about the cricket
Dec 05, 2003 Seattle, Wa USA here!! Loved the Diary entries for Decemeber! Here's an idea for a new reality show... People who sit on there fat, lazy asses all day long eatin' potato chips and bon bons, watching Reality Shows!!! Betcha the Neilsen Ratings will be through the roof!!! haha.
Dec 06, 2003 YOU ARE SUCH A NICE GUY KEITH ,THANKS FOR ALWAYS KEEPING UP TO DATE ON ALL THE NEW DATA GOING ON AT THE STATION CAUSE I WORK ODD HOURS AND I TRY TO KEEP UP BUP BUT IT'S HARD AT TIMES, SO THANK YOU MY FRIEND.PEG REPLY FROM MATT: It's because I have to waste my time 'weeding' nonsense like this out of the guestbook that I don't have a chance to work on new movies! Peggy - This is a guestbook. I think what you were look for was Email. I'm sure Keith is a very nice guy and you do work very odd hours, but nobody else gives a shit.
Dec 06, 2003 top site lads well impressed ..keep it up
Dec 08, 2003 Take a look at the asylum seekers clip again matt, you made a mistake! like so many other english you seem to believe that Ireland is part of your uk, its not. Its fools like you who make people from my country bomb london. Fix it, i expect a reply, you have my e mail. REPLY FROM MATT: Actually it was fixed a very long time ago. There was a mistake with the original version of the movie where a mask that blocked the Union Jack from showing over southern Ireland was left switched off. It was the corrected version that was shown on this site until it had to be removed. What you've seen is a copy of the old movie that someone has pinched and put up somewhere else. So there you go - It's fixed and you've had your reply. Now do me a favour - Fuck off.
Dec 08, 2003 thanks matt. If anyone get's the chance to watch the asylum movie they should! :) jimmi
Dec 10, 2003 I did not understand anything, but i liked what i saw. And there are 2 questions left: 1. where and when do i get my camels? 2. why calls scannergirl herself so? my best wishes to you rasso
Dec 11, 2003 Enjoyed the movies, found the sight by just surfing the net. Look forward to future entries. Best wishes to you and yours, thanks, Martin.
Dec 11, 2003 Congratulations for film ASYLUM! It is also valid for France unfortunately...
Dec 11, 2003 The beer clip was no doubt inspired from your own over-indulgence...your insanity is very wity, and enjoyable. Phyllis-California-USA
Dec 11, 2003 YOU REALLY TALENTED, YOUR FLASH STUFF KEWL, I ENJOYED IT SUCH AS FENS ACROSS CANADA, AND GLOBALLY TOO. FUNNY STUFF.
Dec 12, 2003 The fact that you proudly and un-ashamedly have the NationalFront as a signer of your guest book puts your “Asylum” movie into context. The NationalFront are nothing more than a bunch of racist. In Australia we have only 1080 people (roughly) seeking asylum yet we place them behind razor wire. Babies born in detention with no way of getting out until they are 18 and can legally sign papers that would deport them to country they may never have been. Sure England, France and even America have lots of people seeking asylum but that’s the price you pay when your governments sell weapons of mass-destruction to countries like former Iraqi regime Saddam Hussien and Israel, Iran and many other countries where there is violence, evil regimes and human rights crimes. Currently your country (England) is acting in a hostile manner as your troops perform a colonial invasion for oil and world domination. If any of the asylum seekers that you slander in the “Asylum” movie do move to England or France because of poverty that would also be your fault. World Bank debts, evil sanctions that only hurt civilian populations and then there is the depleted uranium England and America has been dumping every where. You should be damn a shamed of yourselves, I know I am living in Australia locking up a measly 1000 people. I doubt very much that the Pet Shop Boys or their management would appreciate the copyright infringement let alone the association with such evil miss-information. REPLY FROM MATT: Is it really necessary for you to make exactly the same entry FOUR times? (I've deleted the other three) I don't know where you get the idea that I proudly and un-ashamedly have the National Front signing my guestbook. From your extremely biased imagination possibly? A 'reasonable' person might say that if I have got entries by the National Front, then by including entries like yours (which there are plenty) that would result in a fair and balanced guestbook, reflecting both sides of the argument. Perhaps you'd prefer it if I deleted all the entries that you don't agree with? That would be much fairer wouldn't it. Of course, if you'd bothered to pay the slightest bit of attention to the movie - which you obviously haven't - you'd see that it is about BOGUS asylum seekers. (The clue is that at the very beginning of the movie it says ... BOGUS ASYLUM SEEKERS... I'm sorry if that's too difficult for you to understand.)
Dec 12, 2003 I found you website while browsing the web. REPLY FROM MATT: Where else would you expect to find it? Down the back of the sofa maybe?
Dec 12, 2003 Wow that asylum movie was great! I haven´t laughed so had for a long time, If it only were a way to keep it. Keep making those great movies comming
Dec 12, 2003 your site is the shit man! i love it!
Dec 13, 2003 Re: "Asylum" Bogus, oh! How convenient, that makes it ok then huh? By whose definition, Hitler’s? Don't give me your bullshit, if you think "bogus" is a licence to inflame a sensitive issue like some racist then why not just admit it you are a racist. What's your excuse for stealing the Pet Shop Boy's copyrighted song "Go West" and have they been in contact yet? Don't worry I'll keep e-mailing them till you either fix or remove that racist filth. Got it? REPLY FROM MATT: I see you still haven't learnt to count then. Or maybe you've got such an overly-inflated sense of self importance that you feel everything you have to say needs to be entered four times in the guestbook. Or maybe you're just an irritating cunt all the time. Anyway, let's pretend we're all living in your 'perfect' world for a moment. There are no immigration laws and everyone is free to go and live in whichever country they choose. There are a great many countries poorer than Britain, so it is logical that people would want to come here. But unlike your 'perfect' world, where there is no doubt an unlimited supply of homes, jobs, hospital beds, school places, money to support the elderly, sick and unemployed etc. it is not like that in the 'real' world. And that is why every country in the 'real' world has immigration laws; To prevent just anybody coming in. I haven't got a problem with genuine asylum seekers. Neither do I have a problem with people who want to come and live and work in Britain and apply to do so through the proper legal channels. I do however have a problem with people who try to conceal where they are really from or lie about their reasons for wanting to enter the country. Britain has some of the most lenient immigration laws going, yet 75% of all asylum applications are denied. Since the newspapers are not full of headlines regarding genuine asylum seekers being turned away, I think anyone with half a brain would define the 75% as bogus. And by the way, if you'd bothered to look (which we know you don't) you'd realise that the movie was removed from this site a long time ago. But if you want to waste your time Emailing the Pet Shop Boys and telling them about a non-existent movie, you carry on. Some might say your action amounts to oppressing the right to free speech. How does that fit in with your Human Rights Defending? Hypocrite.
Dec 13, 2003 hi, i really admire your work :).happy christams and a happy new year to every1 especialy matt u sex god
Dec 13, 2003 Hello from Central Point, OREGON!!!!!
Dec 14, 2003 To da human rights defender person, people are free to show their views, if you disagree with this view say it but dont try and take the right from other people just because you feel their view is wrong.
Dec 14, 2003 To save deleting a blank entry; HERE`S SOMETHING and thatz yer lot. Diddy Davey woz in the Navy!!
Jan 29, 2004 Great. From Racine, Wisconsin, USA.
Jan 29, 2004 Nice one Matt, great site! Just the right mix of out there sh1t and topical funpoking. I too have you right where I want you (no, in my favourites dummy!). by the way, not sure if you realised, but congratulations on getting your epilepsy movie linked from the Zoo Weekly (New FHM weekly mans mag thing) website. Keep it up, and good luck with bankrupting EMI - greedy fu
Jan 30, 2004 had to stop and check it out. very good
Jan 30, 2004 Are you single ? Humour and angry insults go a long way x
Feb 01, 2004 Brilliant!
Feb 01, 2004 FUNNY
Feb 01, 2004 its good to see there is corruption outside of canadas parlaiment
Feb 02, 2004 First visit for a few months. Standard is getting higher and higher
Feb 02, 2004 Cool site....especially after a day at work.
Feb 03, 2004 Your BEER is better than the Dancing Hampsters. How to Pee Standing Up was an eye opener. I've always said that female plumbing proves God is a man.
Feb 03, 2004 Great site. You must be job!!!
Feb 03, 2004 just cum across yer site n its funny top site
Feb 04, 2004 As a serving member of the police i found the Police reform and others Pollitical movies rather funny i must say...! well done mr 999 more please!! Good site good work. keep it up!
Feb 04, 2004 im worried about the role of the majority over the minority, namely the white man. I want to be proud of my nationality but will be persicuted for doing so, even though i was a serving soldier for my country.
Feb 05, 2004 ok i dunno how i got on this site but its cool anywaus im from iceland and som of my friend sent me the beer thingy its cool anyways bya
Feb 05, 2004 I think that the movies on this site are so stupid, that they are funny!
Feb 05, 2004 Sad to see this thing come to an end, its been in my faves since God know's when... What I liked was the fact it was british humour, something thats a rarity on the web. Anyway thanks for the site Matt, all the best for the future. -Stu
Feb 05, 2004 Thanks for the laughs!
Feb 06, 2004 oh jesus christ why must you close down i am shocked bloody bloodybloody f****** hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feb 06, 2004 Quality entertainment!
Feb 06, 2004 Sorry to here that you are closing down. I will really miss your "horrors" links! Thanks for the laughs, all the best, CHEERS :-)
Feb 06, 2004 Sorry to see you go mate, but if needs must ---.It's been fun.Thanks.
Feb 06, 2004 I liked some of your movies Im going to check the rest out later when I have speakers Im going to check out your links now Please if u make new movies drop me a line. I enjoyed the beer movie alot! thanx
Feb 06, 2004 Sorry to see that this is the end of an era - Have enjoyed the site......At least this gave people the chance to see what a mess the job is in......Thank God I will be out of it in 4 yrs...Take care
Feb 07, 2004 Hey man nice site! Keep up the good work. I must admit I fell victim to the stress reliever one! That's funny shit!
Feb 08, 2004 this site is buzzin.
Feb 08, 2004 i cant believe its all over !!!i think your devoted fans deserve an explaination matt ?
Feb 08, 2004 Hey, your website is very cool
Feb 08, 2004 great animations...love the beer skit. funny. beer has been helping ugly people get laid for hundreds of years! anyone interested in music, drop by my website @ www.davidleewilliams.com and check out my new cd. thanks. Dave
Feb 09, 2004 Oh no!!! You can't just give up on the site! Will there be any more?
Feb 09, 2004 surely im not the first 1 to say this, but im sad that ur closing or more 2 the point not updating anymore :-( I hope u sort out whatever u gotta sort out in ur life and then come baaaack, its been good while it lasted :-)
Feb 09, 2004 big trev woz ere!! dis site iz d best!! dnt leave da site man, plz cum bk in da future n keep it goin. plzzzzzz
Feb 10, 2004 Hiyer matt send me some funny picz plz c yer l8r w/b luv zoe xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Feb 10, 2004 Matt, sorry the site won't be updated. Hope you are involved in something profitable and fun. Are you taking donations?
Feb 10, 2004 this site is class.
Feb 10, 2004 dis website iz wicked u no not 2stop it so stop playin wit jess and carry it on luv ya'll xxx
Feb 11, 2004 PLEASE COME BACK YOUR ORSUM!!!
Feb 11, 2004 Hi Matt. Soory to hear about Asylum being pulled off the web, but I don't think it had anything to do with a loss of revenue for the PSB as their complete refusal to be associated with anything so peurile, simplistic and politically partisan. And who can blame them :P
Feb 12, 2004 I've only just found this site, thoroughly enjoyed what I've seen so far, keep up the great work. Your work is much appreciated.
Feb 12, 2004 Magic site I have only just found it, shame that it's taken me so long and to discover you are shuting down. I'll just have to keep tjis lot on my P.C.
Feb 12, 2004 Thanks for the good times!
Feb 12, 2004 TOO BAD ABOUT YOUR DECISION--YOU ARE A FUNNY DUDE--I HAVE ENJOYED PISSING ON MYSELF FROM THE LAUGHS THAT YOU HAVE CREATED--THANK YOU
Feb 12, 2004 Was inspired when I looked at the site! Well done and very entertaining. Maybe Biased in the observations but certainly puts across the ideas. From the states, it looks like some of the same problems affect the UK and the 'states' Having a neg. effect in some instances. LUV THE SITE. the creators are to be commended. 2/11/04 alan
Feb 13, 2004 Very sorry to understand your site is shutting down. Read the garbage complaint which you answered twice. Well done 'Asylum' !! Each and every movie on here is well done! Some people just take everything seriously and don't see the tongue in cheek. The humor is there. And it makes me laugh or smile at least. Good Job Matt!
Feb 13, 2004 OI, dunno where i came across your site,, aha yes,,twas someone sent me the "beer" flash. Great site,,wasted a fair bit of time here,, but hey its the weekend tomorrow..I like the Gone west flash too,,, reminds me of why i left the land of the dirty raincoat all those years ago, the last time i visited England,with a friend from Downunder someone came up to us and asked us why we looked happy, hahaha, that said it all,, Cheers From NEW ZEALAND....
Feb 13, 2004 twas the asylum flash i was refering too,, OI and will someone shoot the "human rights defender" from Aussie and do us all a favour. Who ever he/she is talks such crap.Must certainly be gay sheep shagger for sure,,
Feb 13, 2004 :'( - closing down, i cant believe it, that sucks!
Feb 13, 2004 I really enjoyed watching the movies, the asylum one was my fave. Will add link from my site to yours :-)
Feb 14, 2004 CHEERS FOR ALL THE ENTERTAINMENT OVER THE LAST YEAR AND I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST IN YOUR NEW VENTURE WHAT EVER SECRET MISSION IT MAY BE . THANX
Feb 14, 2004 some of your stuff i have enjoyed
Feb 15, 2004 This site is so funny and so correct
Feb 15, 2004 Pretty cool site a freind sent me the drinking one. Never had one of those nights but close. JT :)
Feb 15, 2004 You have a great site! I love this site...it hilarious!
Feb 16, 2004 I really don'y look fwd. to your site closing. Good luck always Paul
Feb 16, 2004 Thanx for the Laughs!! As an american Im astounded at how ignorant our own media makes us to current events to whats happening in our sister nation :Great Britain.Very funny stuff about Tony Blair and the Firefighters Union.If you ever get the oppurtunity to archive these and time capsule them;they will serve as a great history lesson to the poor,ravaged and desolate masses teaming on the shores of all nations in about 200 years!!Sorry to see that youve stopped updating.......
Feb 16, 2004 Good site, sorry to see you go!! Best of luck with your new adventures!!
Feb 16, 2004 I visited your site and like it very much good work Yours Shahram
Feb 17, 2004 Funny stuff! First time visitor and I liked alot. Hope u ppl enjoy it too!
Feb 17, 2004 So I say: Thank you for the music, the songs I’m singing Thanks for all the joy they’re bringing Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty What would life be? Thanks for running a great site. You've been a laugh, and will be missed.
Feb 17, 2004 thanks for everything
Feb 17, 2004 Hey I reALLY LIKEW THE BEER one it's alsome!!
Feb 17, 2004 LOL! Love the site man! Just found it today. Haha, that asylum one is great. You need to make some movies about Jon Ashcroft... that bastard.
Feb 18, 2004 you are now an official god... woohoo! you rule! im like 'yay!'
Feb 18, 2004 Matt, thanks for the fun and best wishes for your future endeavours!
Feb 20, 2004 wuzzzzzzzzzz up man this place is awsome i have told all my freinds and they've told there freinds man tennessee loves this site keep it up man.
Feb 21, 2004 WOOOW! this is a great site. But if you love this site then your going to want to give my site a right good banging. However in my Guestbook people argue. I wish them lot would all fuck off. ANyway my website is as funny as hell! here is my site www.freewebs.com/irishduff
Feb 21, 2004 The Old lady who turned into Britney spears was awesome. Nice, well i write jokes, so you can check them out. Here's one of my jokes: A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and clothes, but he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck,then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.While he is in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in prison, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong honey. I love you." To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay and found you very sexy and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.Be strong, honey. I love you too..." Hope you liked it, and remember to check my page for more jokes........ Holla
Feb 22, 2004 booooooooooo!!!!! ticlke tickle REPLY FROM MATT: What have I told you about not taking your medication?
Feb 23, 2004 Mate, Without doubt you are the coolest guy. I wish you luck in your voyage of coolness and hope to see more cool shit by you, or people influenced by you. After all, the internet wouldn't be nearly as good without sites like this. It is truly a gem. Good luck with everything man.
Feb 23, 2004 Hi guys great site dont close it down!!! find someone to take over for a bit
Feb 23, 2004 man this website has to be the best eva me my mates and my dad all cracked up laughing at all of them especialy the epolepcy one dude i need some sent to me i left my email address so get them coming in i thought the 5 minutes de-stress and relaxation one was apsolutly kool i actualy followed the order and it wasnt till the music started to play i actualy snaped to find out it was a prank my boss loved it by the way i was cought on it at work i thought it would be ok but my boss has ur web address and is gonna check it out soon keep the stuff comin
Feb 24, 2004 I love your web site. If i ever feel grumpy i jus look you up. It works every time
Feb 24, 2004 Great site. so cool $$$Dave$$$
Feb 25, 2004 Cool site, sorry to see you give it up. Good luck. Goose Creek, SC. USA
Feb 25, 2004 First time visiter, little of what is here is funny to me, I'm american. but still it's always to bad to see a flash site go away. We aren't cool enough to be flash at TCI but we have some people that try, give us a look.
Feb 25, 2004 awesome buddy
Feb 26, 2004 Loved youe site Matt. As a retired police officer, it gave me a good belly laugh! I sympathize with the guys over there. Mark
Feb 26, 2004 cool site toooo!!! bad it's ending or atleast no knew stuff thanks for teh laughs.
Feb 26, 2004 What up all! I just wanted to say what a great site this is and how much I am going to miss it. Thanx for all you did Matt and I hope you can start again.
Feb 26, 2004 A lot of fun playing games and watching movies. Keep up the good work ! aj & angel
Feb 26, 2004 Good job matt, us studs have to stick together...
Feb 26, 2004 I dont understand how people can like your fuking website, i mean, come on, it sucks cock! You are an english fucking twat with too much time in his hands making the most shitiest animated movies i have ever seen which have no fucking sense of humor. You do, seriously, suck a lot of cock. Please, the sooner you shut dis fuking site down the better, at least the internet will be a bit fukin cleaner. Thanx REPLY FROM MATT: Rather than shut down the site to make the Internet cleaner, maybe I should just delete your entry which has more swear words that the rest of the site put together. That's quite ironic isn't it? But I doubt you understand irony either (it's another English thing). Perhaps you should stick to surfing the web for porn and not bother visiting sites that require you to have a brain to understand them.
Feb 26, 2004 Good Luck. . . . I have only seen a small amount of your site and feel sorry that there wont always be a new suprise in store for me in the future! Good Luck in what you've decided to do! Megan
Feb 27, 2004 Beer was great--thanks.
Feb 27, 2004 Love the site! I hate to see you shut down, but you have to do what is necessary. When you come back up, let me know. My e-mail is in the guestbook!
Feb 28, 2004 these site is great bcs it's not just funny but sarcastic too. I am from cyprus and here we have a national problem. It would be great if matt made a movie or something about it so that people would get to know. thanks
Feb 28, 2004 great, how can I send it along to my friends ?
Feb 29, 2004 I love this place, I laughed so much at them that I almost cried
Feb 29, 2004 Nice movies, great stress breakers! Firefighters should get more money for what they do.
Mar 01, 2004 This is one of the funniest websites I have visited, well worth visiting again. Its one I'll be sure to tell my friends about!!
Mar 02, 2004 nice
Mar 03, 2004 Just love your work
Mar 03, 2004 Cool site. I laughed my ass off. If you get a chance, check out mine: http://michaeldescado.tripod.com
Mar 04, 2004 THESE ARE GOOD i WOULD LIKE A COPY TO MODIFY FOR ANOUTHER CAUSE SOUNDS JUST THE SAME THANKS
Mar 04, 2004 Well Matt this website is fuck class keep it up lad. peace out McP
Mar 04, 2004 matt, after seeing your movie on police recruitment i have to say it made me piss me pants! very good work i think! congrats p.s. screw emi
Mar 04, 2004 Feferring to Dec 12th just championing human rights : ahemmm.. s u c k m a t t s d i c k! thank you. rock on matt ur a fuckin genius.
Mar 04, 2004 ooo man u crazy ,just got on an off my chair,got done diu so no wheels tht makes 4 more time 2 get up 2 date an laugh alot .so u stay put dnt goaway ok .hope 2 c u back soon .cheers matt
Mar 05, 2004 Well Matt, it was indeed a lot of fun! I would like to wish you a great deal of success in your future work and thank you again for this one.
Mar 06, 2004 sorry to see you go, love the site esp the bizzare links & the movies, love the movies. Enjoy the break & thankyou
Mar 06, 2004 cool
Mar 07, 2004 i will miss u
Mar 08, 2004 This is a Cool site, keep on smiling!!! lol
Mar 08, 2004 I DON'T HAVE A WEBSITE, A FRIEND SENT THIS TO ME AND WHAT I DID VIEW, (GOVT. WARNING ABOUT DRINKING,) CRACKED ME UP. A CHUCKLE A DAY IS A BLESSING, WHOEVER PUT THIS UP, THANK YOU. CARL WHEELER
Mar 08, 2004 Love it!
Mar 08, 2004 I love you site it is some funny shit!!!!!!!!!!
Mar 09, 2004 Now that the asylum movie has been removed from the comedy site are there any other sites showing this video.I now seee that there are now 11,000 self employed bricklayers in Sheffield formerly Old Soviet States. Is Tony Blair related to Karl Marx?
Mar 09, 2004 Hey Matt. You're awesome. It's great to see someone express themselves and be brutally honest when it comes to certain issues.....and you're pretty damn funny to. Keep up the great work. I look forward checking what's up in the near future. Later
Mar 09, 2004 I just saw the picture that changed from the poor, misfortunate woman(I believe I saw her in the newspaper a while back) into Britney Spears - that was phenomenal!!
Mar 09, 2004 sorry to see u go. Love your site
Mar 10, 2004 love your site... you Rock...
Mar 10, 2004 I am a bottle of washing up liquid REPLY FROM MATT: Thankyou for sharing that with us. I feel enlightened. Life will never be the same...
Mar 10, 2004 Keep on truckin man !!
Mar 11, 2004 Hey You made my day, cool.. Great work!!!
Mar 11, 2004 dis website is sssssssooooooooooo quality and it shouldnt b shut down
Mar 11, 2004 i don't know what to say but that was hell funny.
Mar 11, 2004 hi what's this all about? REPLY FROM MATT: I don't know either, but if you work it out please tell me. It's the voices in my head that make me do it.
Mar 12, 2004 Great site
Mar 12, 2004 Great site, First visit. Sorry to hear its being shut down, as id definitely be visiting again if there was going to be new contact!
Mar 13, 2004 Your site, Kicks Ass! Good job!
Mar 15, 2004 I liked the BEER one . keep it going
Mar 16, 2004 Buddy. this site is absolutly class. It is the first time i have seen it and i loved every minute on it. Your a clever boy. I am gutted i have only just found it. CLASS. P.S
Mar 16, 2004 Hey Matt, sorry that you can't keep the site going, it's great! You've taken alot of time to let us enjoy your fine work, I hope whatever is keeping you so busy is a good thing! Otherwise it's not worth it! I am a first time visitor, my Grandfather emailed me the beer link, I love it, you do some fine work! As a website desinger, I know how much work is involved, I hope you can come back some day, or atleast add a tid bit or two every now and again! Thanks Chritine
Mar 17, 2004 Top Work Fella!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Mar 17, 2004 Great Site, love the 5 min. de-stress movie. You really got me on that one. I had to watch it a few times to soak it all in.
Mar 18, 2004 Cute stuff Matt
Mar 18, 2004 kool page
Mar 18, 2004 Hilarious! Good luck on your next venture, whatever it is...
Mar 18, 2004 hey this website is s0o0o funny lol(not) i m j/k its hilarious i like the beer is good for you one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you have any better 1's im m eor send me mail!!!
Mar 18, 2004 First time here, absolutely love the Asylum video, true brilliance. a great site, with lots of funny stuff. well done.
Mar 18, 2004 the beer thing was fantastic. thanks for sharing it.
Mar 18, 2004 WHAT A BRILL WEBSITE KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK
Mar 19, 2004 Hey Bitch! Could it be that you're an FUCKING RACIST ??? What the hell do you think about making a FlashANIM like "Asylum"? I can't believe it you a fucking idiot! Be thankfull that people from other countrys clean your street and whipe you shit out of a toilett! WAKE UP! By the way... your website looks awefull! You should go and play with your dolls ... tz tz tz REPLY FROM MATT: Yeah, you must be right. I wish I could be a non-racist like you. Then I could really stick up for people from other countries by implying that they're only fit to sweep the streets or clean toilets. That's so kind and understanding of you. I bet they're glad they've got you on their side. Twat.
Mar 19, 2004 This Side is great!!! Greetings M.Meckmann
Mar 20, 2004 Have been emailed this site. GREAT FUN!. Keep it up.
Mar 20, 2004 dude just found your site and it sucks that u r suting down. u go tso funny shit here.
Mar 20, 2004 im a first timer here and i had fun...i hope to come back some time soon.
Mar 22, 2004 Your site is advertised on my site so now my site is on yours so we're even. Nice site by the way.
Mar 23, 2004 thi site it freaking awesome!!!!!!!!!!!! at this very moment i am showing it to my friends i can only hope that tis will contiue!!!! my hats off to yuo and all involved!!!!! sincerly kodiak akaska - randall - fans forever in adq!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mar 25, 2004 a fantastic site, i have told every one i know about your site and they all love it too, it is very sad to see it go and we will all really miss it. we wish you all the best for the future and hope you will be able to come back soon. best wishes and thankyou. from janet.
Mar 27, 2004 i stumbled across your site and I like it. funny stuff!
Mar 28, 2004 Thank you for super site, I am sorry that I have only just found it.
Mar 28, 2004 this website sucks balls theres nothing to do on it....welll i wasted 5 mins of my time here....you better stick to your day job... REPLY FROM MATT: Nothing to do? What do you want? Some pictures to colour in or something? Sorry, but this is a site for Grown-Ups.
Mar 29, 2004 YEAH~this is my first time checking out your web site but it is awesome i will definetly come here again!
Mar 30, 2004 Hi!!!,. i saw the beer animation(somebody send it to me ;)), it's great, Best Wishes from México. =D
Mar 30, 2004 You're a bit of a genius. It's a pity your site is to close. Good luck. Klem
Mar 30, 2004 Extremely cool site. Too bad you're not gonna be adding any more stuff in it. My mates and me will be very sad...
Mar 31, 2004 HI MATT ITS ME AGAIN, I HAVE JUST READ THE E.MAIL FROM ( HUMAN RIGHTS DEFENDER ) AND I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT, IT IS BECAUSE OF ALL THE FUCKIN DO-GOODERS THAT WE HAVE GOT THE PROBLEMS WITH BOGUS ASYLUM SEEKERS, MAYBE IF THEY OPENED THEIR EYES THEY WOULD SEE WHAT IS REALLY HAPPENING TO OUR COUNTRY AND OUR WAY OF LIFE, OUR OWN CHILDREN STRUGGLE TO GET THE KIND OF EDUCATION THAT IS FREELY HANDED OUT TO THESE PARASITES AND WHEN WE GO FOR JOBS WE ARE TURNED AWAY IN FAVOUR OF THE SO CALLED ETHNIC MINORITIES BECAUSE EMPLOYERS ARE AFRAID OF BEING CLASSED RACIST ALSO WE HAVE TO SIT AND WATCH THEM GIVEN HOUSES WHILE WE HAVE TO COPE IN OVER CROWDED HOMES BECAUSE THEIR ARE NON LEFT FOR US. WHEN WE PEOPLE STOP AND REMEMBER THAT THIS IS OUR COUNTRY, THE ASYLUM MOVIE SHOULD BE PUT ON NATIONAL TELEVISION SO THAT PEOPLE COULD SEE WHAT IS REALLY HAPPENING, THEN JUST MAYBE SOME THING WOULD BE DONE ABOUT IT. IN THE WAR OUR ENEMIES WORE A UNIFORM SO WE KNEW WHO WE WERE FIGHTING, BUT THESE PARASITES DONT WEAR ONE SO AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED EVERY RAG HEAD, MUSLIM OR ANY ONE ELSE WHO LOOKS LIKE THEM ARE OUR ENEMY AND CAN NOT BE TRUSTED, THEY SHOULD ALL BE SENT BACK TO THEIR COUNTRIES OF ORIGIN EVEN THE ONES THAT WERE BORN HERE, OUR FATHERS AND GRANDFATHERS FOUGHT FOR THIS COUNTRY FOR OUR RIGHTS AND PEOPLE SHOULD REMEMBER THAT. OUR RIGHTS NOT ETHNIC RIGHTS, IF WE WERE IN THEIR COUNTRIES WE WOULD NOT GET THE HAND OUTS THAT THESE PARASITES GET HERE AND WE WOULD HAVE TO LIVE BY THEIR LAWS SO WHY NOT DO THE SAME HERE AND STOP GIVING THEM EVERY BLOODY THING THEY DEMAND. MATT PLEASE DONT GO WE NEED YOU . LOVE JANET
Mar 31, 2004 You have to be one of the funniest people in the world. I personally like your views on most thing actually everything I have read. Especially smoking. Cause I have a friend who drives a Hummer that puts out more wast into the air then 100 packs of ciggarettes. But if I smoke she yells at me because Im polluting the Air. I'll have to show her your web site. Because I don't think she get's it when I tell her she shouldn't be talking. You are acctually brave enough to say most the the things I want too! Thank you for that!
Apr 01, 2004 Hey you touched a nerve, by saying and displaying what a lot of us thought, thanks for the entertainment, hope you will return, in the meantime lots of luck and very best wishes to you
Apr 02, 2004 JUST WANTED TO SAY, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THAT I HAVE VISITED THIS SITE, AND I LOVED IT! THOUGHT I SHOULD LET YOU KNOW THAT YOUR GREAT.
Apr 03, 2004 Hate to see you go. This was a good link....
Apr 04, 2004 hi matt,i have just decided that the police force is the job for me, WHY? where else can you drive round like a lunatic breaking all speed limits,jumping red lights and breaking every road rule in the book,and get paid 25+k a year, then get to the destination only to say, SORRY THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO, OUR HANDS ARE TIED, because the person or people they have been called to arrest are ETHNIC, and before any do gooders out there start crying racism I KNOW THIS IS TRUE, i have had first hand experience of it on THREE separate occasions, each time there were reliable independant witnesses and each time we were told sorry but our hands are tied there is nothing we can do, we cant touch them because they cry racism. so as you see, the job really is MONEY FOR NOTHING
Apr 04, 2004 So far, so Good.
Apr 04, 2004 Matt you are a legend you hit the nail on the head every time keep it up mate. E M I records get a grip on realality
Apr 05, 2004 Just found you. Sorry I was so late!
Apr 06, 2004 This is the best thing I have seen in a long time. I'm a novice on this PC and remain amazed at what you people can do. Thank you and may God Bless you and your families.
Apr 07, 2004 I am 72 yrs young and have shedded 20 yrs LMFAO viewing this web-site. Scores 11 out of 10 with me. Rick...aka Seabiscuit
Apr 08, 2004 by the way matt, the beer clip saved my life yesterday. And allowed for me to be given the platform necessary to make the mark i've always wanted too. no as the clouds fade away i must talk to jehovah and thank him too for it is by his blessings that this "lost sheep" can still do what he did best, reach the people w/ words. this time, these are my kinda people, all are on the level to understand me and apply my thoughts. my thoughts transformed to his Word, im ready to help reveal some things if you are!
Apr 09, 2004 Matt999, I just came across your "Asylum" video, and I think it's pefectly brilliant. Even though I'm a U.S. citizen I sympathize with what's happening in the "mother" country..... All the best to you, and keep up your excellent work. Regards, Charley
Apr 10, 2004 Luv the movies guy! We're still in shock from the Asylum,...certainly makes ya think,... top banana!!! K-wality Site, will keep checking back :o) Take Care, Lea & Sparkey :o)
Apr 11, 2004 You site is so neat and uncluttered. Wish we had one.
Apr 12, 2004 this site is the gayest website on the earth...it sucks hard monkey cockage REPLY FROM MATT: Obviously you spend most of your time looking at gay websites to be able to come to that conclusion.
Apr 12, 2004 I think your website is interesting. I really like the virtual fag break thing. It's crazy!!!!!! All in all I think your site is really cool. :) :) :) :)
Apr 12, 2004 So sorry I found this so late ...and sorry this will be left in a limbo as is state...great job...good luck in whatever you do....Terri CNY
Apr 15, 2004 hey matt... nice work man.......... keep it up...... ur site is very cool... hope to see more works on ur site soon..............mark
Apr 16, 2004 This is my first time to your site, but i am saddened by your departure. oh well. great website. hope you make another one.
Apr 19, 2004 only just found your site too late again..... love the movies all the best
Apr 20, 2004 From a long line of Clarks, got pissed off back in the early 1700's, went to discover what a drunk Columbus botched, hooked up with a sot named Lewis, took a couple of trips out west here, 200 years later I'm jotting an email to where my forefathers came from. All said, like your stuff. Hope some well paying ad firm gets wind of you and you're so successful, you can work for them 5 hours per week and do this again however many hours/week your creative heart desires. God Bless The Queen and America, too. I think He's still there but perhaps on brief holiday. Yeah, write, I'll write back between semesters at school. Gary Clark
Apr 22, 2004 gosh this site was a really good site.. now if only you put on the taliban song on here then it would be the bomb!
Apr 23, 2004 we love this website dont close we love the 5 mins of relaxation we were practicaly wetting our pantty ho's dont close!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apr 24, 2004 ello 2 any1 whos no me. this website is wicked pass it on.
Apr 25, 2004 4000products.com used to be.. not no longer... takes alot of time and effort to keep a website alive, not counting money.. lol sorry to see you go.. maybe your next website will be better... cya..
Apr 26, 2004 well, i guess it is now back to the drawing board,lol had fun on this site,it brought back the fun stuff about political rubbish. from bermuda miss u guys
Apr 27, 2004 I think what you are doing with the site is good i like it and i do not think you should stop
Apr 28, 2004 Great, shame you don't have the time any more. I think you have talent. Brest regards, Bren C. Helosn
Apr 29, 2004 this website is fuckin class.were can i get flash
Apr 30, 2004 I pray that your erudite site may be resurrected. Rick Bouchard
May 01, 2004 this website is pimp. i like da beer video it's pretty tru.
May 05, 2004 i liked your website and im srry ur gloing to stop the updates :-(
May 06, 2004 I think your site is brilliant. I especially enjoyed 'Asylum'. The others are a little outdated but still well enjoyable! I hope you will find the time to make some more in the future! They are great!
May 07, 2004 dont leave!! i'll miss you love from michigan,USA megan
May 09, 2004 i have only known about your site for about a week but ,found it funny and topical,every success in what you decide to do next , andy ,a fisherman in blackpool,bye
May 09, 2004 Hello from the New World. it is too bad I find you and you are winding down your site. I think what you have done so far is great and your fellow countrymen 's government needs a poke as does ours, especially during this time. Any one who has taken at least History 101 knows we will never change the Mid-East. Good luck and God bless. Major General John Barrows, Retired
May 09, 2004 Great... sooo funny... hope you'll make more
May 10, 2004 excellent site pity the owner is packing up would loved to have been able to download the macromedia items alll the best mike
May 13, 2004 I laughed my ass off. Great movies, great links. Too bad you decided to stop but I thank you for leaving up what you have already done.
May 13, 2004 NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wHY wHY wHY????????? I SHALL MISS THIS SITE!!!!!!!
May 14, 2004 :-D look out drinkin' beer! LOL
May 14, 2004 i love this site and i love all the funny this on it
May 17, 2004 Matt you're one wonderfully weird & delightful critter. Sorry you're closing down. We'll miss the madness.XXXXXXXXXXXXX
May 17, 2004 That asylum flash, is possibly the best flash animation I have ever seen!
May 19, 2004 I just "found" your website... I got some beer thingy and saw the matt99.com and decided to check it out... YOUR HILARIOUS!!! Just reading your diary entries... and what's funny is I'm at WORK and I have a TON of sht that NEEDS to be done like... oh, last MONTH even!! And here I sit reading your diary agreeing with you and nodding my head like I know ya!!! Anyway, just letting ya know I enjoy your site and its been a fun read... Keep it comin'...
May 19, 2004 love your skethes very well done we are from Kingsville On. Canada if you are here some time,We the Aragon restaurant love to buy you all A drink on us. Steve and Ann
May 21, 2004 i love that little beer joke, ive been a victom to that shit........ props man
May 24, 2004 AWESOME! I AM SAD I JUST FOUND THIS AND NOW IT WILL BE NO LONGER!! OH WELL BEST OF LUCK WITH WHATEVER COMES YOUR WAY NEXT!!
May 26, 2004 I realy like the song on the movie beer is bad!
Jun 01, 2004 Top site ..Just Love the little clips . well done
Jun 01, 2004 I just wanted to say that your commercial about drinking beer makes men into women, and the "DANGERS" this just perpetuates sexism in our culture. What is the worst thing you can call a man? It is a woman and this has to change! STOP producing sexist propaganda!!! REPLY FROM MATT: What the f**k are you talking about? The Beer clip is about how even the most hideous old pigs start to look attractive after half a dozen pints of beer. Pop down to your nearest bar and try it.
Jun 01, 2004 Nice site. Love the beer animation. Pitty about EMI being such sods. Oh well. Keep up the good work m8e
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