Things Cassandra Would Like to Do to Methos

(But Duncan Won't Let Her!)

10.

Discover exactly how the "Bobbit" concept works on Immortals.

9.

Cast an "allergy" spell on him...to beer.

8.

Use her magical powers to make him feel his age.

7.

Report him to Fox Mulder, Jerry Springer and Kenneth Starr.

6.

Have "Methos: The Word's Oldest Immortal Man" published on the cover of The Globe.

5.

Force him to watch five hundred consecutive episodes of Lawrence Welk.

4.

Force him to watch Highlander II...the version with Zeist still in it!

3.

Starch all of his Henleys.

2.

Sell his collection of ancient recipes to Betty Crocker.

1.

Put his face on milk cartons everywhere with the legend: "Have you seen this man?"

11.

Force him to watch the Blakes 7 episodes "The Web," "Dawn of the Gods," "Animals" and "Power" about two hundred times each.

12.

Find out if Immortals can come back from being eaten by piranhas. Or ants.

13.

Give him donkey's ears like Bottom's (in A Midsummer Noght's Dream), thus making him a real horse-man (of sorts).

14.

Hang him by his heels from the World Trade Center.

15.

Report him to the IRS.