Great New Site for Indie Musicians! Check it out! .My Favorite Guitar Links
Click on the pic below
	Great Guitar Sites on the Web Lots of tabs and links to great sites.
	Chords for Kinks Songs Wow! Tons of Kinks chords and lyrics
	Acoustic Classical Music What it says!
	Music Database Every type of music here!
	CC6string's Home Page Great music and guitar links here!
	Wonsup's Guitar Index Comprehensive list of music links and tabs.
	The Doors Guitar Page You guessed it!
	Clapton Tablature Archive You guessed it again!

Sign My Guestbook View My Guestbook

EMAIL

Index to My Web Pages

  *[Musician Jokes]

REASONS WHY WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN GUITARS

1.Women are more fun when the power goes out.

2.You can't get your guitar wet.

3.Ever try to screw a guitar?

4.The input to a guitar is only 1/4"

5.A guitar won't beg to be played.

6.It's no fun to tie your guitar to a bed and spray whipped cream on it.

7.When playing a guitar, you can use your teeth, but not your tongue.

8.Guitars aren't very aggressive.

9.A guitar won't play you back.

10.You need two hands to make a guitar scream.

11.A guitar won't scratch your back.

12.A guitar won't drive you home if you're too drunk.

13.A guitar doesn't care who plays it.

14.You can't play two guitars at once.

15.You can't fall in love with a guitar..

16.It's a lot more fun to stretch out a woman than guitar strings.

17.Guitar lessons aren't free and aren't as much fun.

18.If you really do want little guitars, you have to buy them.

19.You can't marry a rich guitar.

20.Even a good guitar won't usually last a whole lifetime.

21.Guitars don't taste very good.