Cool Cow Stuff

Don't worry, if any of my cows tries to fertilize your browser,
this little guy will shovel away the mess for you.

Why I like cows!!

I think cows are cool, and here's why:

• They give us milk (did you know that the pH level of cow milk is 6? That means it's a little acidic, for anyone who wants to know)
• They go "moo"!
• They're innocent - have you ever seen an evil cow? Even if someone tried to make one, it wouldn't seem evil, it'd just be funny!
• They have individuality - no two cows have the same spots!
• They can pick their noses with their tongues!
• They can blow up (see my true cow stories)!
• They have a different stomach for each food group!
• They give us cowpies!
• They are used as air-to-ground weapons by Russian airliners (again, see my true cow stories)!
• They're spiritual (holy cow - ha, ha)
• They can't vomit (well, that's not necessarily a cool thing... but it is interesting...)
• They can eat a TON!! Each day, a cow eats about 100 pounds of food... this produces some pretty impressive results, too... on an average day, a cow produces 65 pounds of cow pies!!

I have some cow stories you might want to take a look at - some of them are umm..... pretty interesting. If you have any funny (but true) cow stories, please sent them to me through e-mail. I'd like to know your name if you send me a story, but you don't have to give it to me if you don't want to.

Have you noticed? Cows are all around us! Here's a list of cows that are in everyone's everyday life, even if you don't live in Texas! If you know of any cool cows, send them to MooMooPooh@aol.com