Disclaimer: I do not think that I am so awesome that I can judge everyone. In fact, I don't think that I'm awesome at all. No one should listen to me or what I say. I should be locked away. But hey, you're the one that came to this page. So, because you did this of your own free will (not counting the whole random hostage situations), I cannot be held responsible for any property damage, bad feelings, or lowered self-esteem due to taking of this test. Thank you.
2. If all else fails, you always feel better knowing:
"at least I'm not dating Jessica"
"at least I don't listen to 97 ZOK
at least no one I know saw me buying this shirt at discount
at least the world hasn't erupted into a fiery hell swallowing all of creation mercilessly
3. My profile does the following:
under "marital status" says any of the following words :honey, cutie, sweetie, hunk, sexy, lover-dover
under "hobbies" simply says "fun"
rambles on about a problem common in our society affecting each one of us indirectly
spells words obviously wrong suchas "skool", "flurting" or "rawk"
4. What is the best band in the world
Everclear
Yeah like you
even have to have
other choices
5. No, seriously, do i scare you?
more every second
hardly, now stop asking
are you insecure or something?
cows go moooooooo!
6. If you thoroughly enjoy a situation, your common response is:
hot dog!
cool!
like, oh my god!
cool beans!
7. The best name brand is:
Old Navy
Tommy Hilfiger
Abercrombie
haha trick question (this was lame, shannon)
8. Life is:
a bowl of cherries
an illusion
42
what you make of it
9. What is a narque?
the geometric line drawn between the radius and a chord
a universal word that can be imposed upon any person, place, thing, or emotion
a retro slang word you are trying to revive, but, like ACDC, some things are better left in the past
i don't take french
10. Honestly now, do you seriously care what I think of you?
as a person with low self-esteem, i fullytake your opinion of me to the highest extent possible
not at all because your'e shannon and your opinion is void
not at all because you like everclear
(just smile and nod)
