What the heck is Moovanian Enterprizes Ink.?
   This is a (fictitious) company created and founded by H.T. Moo.  We sell cheap Junque
at exorbitant prices.

Who is H.T. Moo?

   H.T. Moo is a strange little individual whose main goal in life is to live the  lifestyle  of  the  rich  and
famous, and to eat as many donuts as possible. This is a hopeless  task, because H. T. Moo is a stuffed animal who doesn't have a mouth.  But we digress.  Here is his story:
   H.T. Moo is a pygmy hippo (a.k.a. Hippopotamoo) who hails from the Island of Moovania. Nobody knows for sure where that is, but rumor has it that it's located somewhere in  the  South Pacific.  Due to a freak accident (something to do with trying to get the post office to deliver fresh bakery instead of mail), our hero found himself mailed to the United States.  Landing  in  the Dairy  State  of  Wisconsin,
H.T. Moo was taken in by some local Holsteins, and adopted.  Although grateful to his foster family, H.T. always felt the urge to push the envelope and use his creative abilities to become rich without having to work very hard for it. 
   And so, Moovanian Enterprizes, Ink. was born. 
   While most businesses try to sell you what you want at a price you can afford, the Moo is
determined to sell you what you don't want at a price you couldn't possibly afford.  Now  THAT'S
salesmanship!  More money from you means a trip down easy street for the hippomoo.