Why not relax and toss back a few beers
at the Moovanian Enterprizes Ink.
Moo-cro Breweries?  Then, when you're well and truly schnockered, you can do a little shopping! 

Comments?  Questions?  Requests for more cheap Junque?  Just want to vent your spleen?  Talk is about the only thing that's cheap around here!  Click on the Passport and leave H.T. Moo a message.

If he's in a good mood, he might reply back.  And if you're particularly witty, there might be something in it for ya!

Enjoy the spectacle of our Moovanian Hoofers (or is that Heifers?)
as they perform the native dance, "The Moocarena". 
(Just watch where you step after the show.)

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