Yes, we here at Moovanian Enterprises are not above exploiting the old homestead in order to make a quick buck.  We're ready for you and your wallets - are you ready for us?  Come, try the ultimate in vacation package known to mankind! 
Hawaii?    Over-rated.
Paris?    Dirty and smelly.
Vegas?  Two words - Elvis Impersonators.
What you need is ..

We've got everything you need and less!  Enjoy our 9 star restaurants. (We stuck the stars on ourselves!) We've got only the finest resorts and motels on our island! (Moo-riotts, Hippoday Inns, and Moo-tel Sixes) Take in the local culture, experience the Moovanian Exotic Native Dance Reviews and much, much more!  Did we mention the great shopping trips you'll be making?   We have tons of  Moovanian  Enterprizes' finest souvenir shops, T-shirt boutiques, Donut Emporiums, and Outlet Malls just waiting for you to come and spend all of your money.  Of course, there's always the great scenery, dairy air and sunshine, if you're into that sort of thing.  Trust us, spending money at our retail stores is much more enjoyable!  Isn't it time for the vacation of a lifetime?  Our operators are standing by - call today and make those reservations!  What are you waiting for?  CALL NOW!