Movement order 77742906

Copy to T.R.O. Horatio Jackson

The Movement Studies Unit has concluded that the line between those things which are to be moved and those things which are under no circumstances to be moved is becoming dangerously blurred. And we urge the Central Committee to remind citizens not to move the following:

1. Unidentified bits of metal sticking out of the ground
2. Other people's children
3. Wheels belonging to military

[signed]

Movement Officer

Intelligence Unit

"Shout For Your City"

The Intelligence Unit (Innovation Section) wishes to interview all citizens possessed of loud voices to begin a period of all-night shoutings at the enemy with the intention of keeping them awake and continuing the process of Turkish demoralization.

Report to the Intelligence Director if you think you may be fit for this work.

[signed]

(Inteligence Unit)

Requistions order 774300201

Following an unfortunate occurrance on 5th October the following items must be handed in to Requisitions offices forthwith. Failure to comply with this order will be punished with the utmost severity.

1. Small tarnished spoons
2. Popery (including all dried flowers)
3. Tweed breeches
4. Egg coddler (ceramic)
5. Leather bound copy of the life of Mr. Marco Polo
6. Hair restorer
7. All representations of royalty
8. Vegetable dye
9. Farm machinery
10. Polished bric-a-brac
11. Stuffed mammals

Issued by the Requisitions Authority on this day the 18th day of the 29th month of the new calendar.

[signed]

(Requisitions officer)

District 106

Proclamation

Any citizen found in possession of more than one quart of water will be prosecuted forthwith.

This one has to be [sic] :

DEFENCE OF THE REPUBLIC MILITIA NOTICE. For the information of the PUBLICK the directions iffued for the guidance of the Militia employed in difseminating the “TAKE COVER” and “ALL CLEAR” meffages are here reproduced. The Militia takes the opportunity of reminding the Publick that if the “TAKE COVER” warning is given, the need for remaining under cover continues until the founding of bugles conveys the “ALL CLEAR” meffage. In the event of more than a couple of hours pafsing without incident after the iffue of the “TAKE COVER” warning, the warning will, if necefsary, be repeated. “TAKE COVER” warning: MILITIA on foot circulating throughout the ftreets bearing “TAKE COVER” placards are enjoined to call out loudly and frequently the words “TAKE COVER” alternating this by blowing vigorously and repeatedly on whiftles. “ALL CLEAR” notice: TO OBVIATE the poffibility of the “TAKE COVER” warning being miftaken for the “ALL CLEAR” the Militia on foot taking round the “ALL CLEAR” placards may not on any account found their whiftles. Bugles have been iffued to all Divifions in order that the “ALL CLEAR” notice may be given by bugle call. When a member of the Militia is available to take round the “ALL CLEAR” placard but there is no bugle, he is enjoined to call out repeatedly the words “ALL CLEAR” and to refrain from founding his whiftle. People's Committee Order 25. J. Horffall, Printer and Stationer.