There was a several month gap here, and I changed the format from weekly to monthly, updated more or less daily.
2001
6/8/01
LUNCH WITH DAME EDNA
Plus Tonys, George W. Bush, Jenna Bush, Bill & Hillary Clinton, Robert Blake, Mayor Giuliani, O.J., Dan Rather, Ellen DeGeneres, Pamela Anderson and so much more.
LETTERMAN'S SEX VIDEO
Plus Mother's Day, Robert Blake, Jeb Bush, Miss Universe, XFL, runaway train, John Travolta and so much more.
5/11/01
THE MUMMY WAS SO OLD ...
Plus George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Times Square Hookers, Bill Murray, Viagra, Jenna Bush, San Francisco sex changes, Pink Pistols, Hugh Hefner, Robert Blake, Cher and so much more.
5/4/01
CLINTON PARDONS HOOKER
Plus Space Tourist, Bush 100 Days, Regis Philbin, Viagra smuggler, Jesse Jackson, Jenna Bush, Super Bra, San Francisco sex changes and so much more.
4/27/01
DEAD AIRLINE PASSENGER
Plus Bush's 100 Days, P. Diddy, Bill Clinton, Billy Crystal, Eminem, Robert Downey, Jr., MTV Jackass, Jane Fonda, Joan Collins, Miss France and so much more.
4/20/01
VIAGRA NASAL SPRAY
Plus tax time, Aaron Sorkin, P. Diddy, Monica Lewinsky, Joan Collins, George W. Bush, Ricky Martin, Bill Clinton, cell phone in rear end and so much more.
4/13/01
SPY CREW FREE
Plus Clinton in India, P. Diddy, Jesse Jackson, Willie Brown, Hillary Clinton, Heidi Fleiss, Darryl Strawberry, Hugh Hefner and so much more.
4/06/01
CHINA SPY PLANE
Plus P. Diddy, Post Office, April Fool, Jodie Foster, Kobe, Shaq, Heidi Fleiss, Disneyland, Bozo the Clown and so much more.
3/30/01
THE OSCAR JOKES
Plus Giuliani porn cleanup, Bill Clinton's obesity, Arkansas sodomy repeal, Eminem doll, MIR, Bobby Knight and so much more.
3/23/01
PUFFY VERDICT AMAZES O.J.
Plus Clinton offices, St. Patrick's Day, Jerry Seinfeld, Andy Warhol, power outages, stock market plunge, XFL, Sting, Viagra and so much more.
3/16/01
DAME EDNA'S DEATH WISH
Plus stock market plunge, Clinton in Europe, Bush in Florida, Monica Lewinsky documentary, Eminem divorce, Viagra blindness, SAG Awards and so much more.
3/9/01
DICK CHENEY A LEMON
Plus Napster, Taliban destroying statues, Miss USA, Eminem and Elton, Michael Jackson accident, Hannibal jokes, Shakespeare a pothead and so much more.
3/2/01
HANNIBAL DE CANNIBAL JOKES
Plus Bush address, Mardi Gras riots, Clinton scandals, Grammys, Joe Isuzu, Oregon's bestiality laws and so much more.
2/23/01
GRAMMYS, FBI SPY
Plus Roger Clinton, President's Day, Clinton pardons and thefts, Puff Daddy, George W. Bush, Eminem, Anna Nicole Smith, Hannibal Lecter and so much more.
2/16/01
WILL HILLARY IMPEACH BILL?
Plus Valentine's Day, Hannibal, Academy Award nominations, Westminster Kennel Club, Puff Daddy, Jennifer Lopez, XFL, Chris Rock, Napster, O.J. Simpson and so much more.
2/9/01
NO TOM CRUISE CONTROL
Plus Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Puff Daddy, XFL, Keanu Reeves, Celine Dion, Hugh Hefner, Jesus, Anna Nicole Smith, Dolly Parton, Farrah Fawcett and so much more.
2/2/01
ANNA NICOLE TRUELOVE
Plus Bill Clinton, Survivor 2, Super Bowl, Puff Daddy, George W. Bush, Jesse Jackson, Bob Dole, Willie Nelson, Linda Tripp, Nude Olympics, Steven Wright and so much more.
1/26/01
ELIZABETH TAYLOR'S CONFUSION
Golden Globes, Inauguration, George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Jesse Jackson, Madonna, Britney Spears, Drew Carey, Matthew McConaughey and so much more.
1/19/01
BILL CLINTON, VIAGRA SPOKESMAN?
Plus Temptation Island, Super Bowl, George W. Bush, Army recruiting, Britney Spears, Martin Luther King, John Ashcroft, sixsomes, Shaq, Kobe, Microsoft and so much more.
1/12/01
MICHAEL JACKSON PROVES IT!
Plus Linda Chavez, George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Janet Reno, Hillary Clinton, Tom Hanks, Viagra, frozen sperm, Vanilla Ice, Jennifer Lopez, Prince Charles, Ken Burns, Chuck Norris and so much more.
1/5/01
HAPPY BUSH YEAR
Dick Clark, George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Mayor Giuliani, Richard Simmons, Monica Lewinsky, Yasser Arafat, the Pope, Viagra, Robert Downey, Jr., Woody Allen, Jennifer Lopez, Michael Douglas, Bill Gates, Kevin Costner and so much more.
2000
12/29/00
MADONNA'S ASBESTOS BIBLE
Madonna's wedding, Christmas, George W. Bush, Bill and Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, Richard Simmons, Anna Nicole Smith, Ru Paul, Viagra, Justin Timberlake and so much more.
12/22/00
BUSH IN TRANSITION
George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Laura Bush, Al Gore, Madonna, Guy Ritchie, George Clooney, Janet Reno, Calista Flockhart, Mel Gibson, Jerry Springer and so much more.
12/15/00
AMERICA AM-BUSHED
Supreme Court, George W. Bush, Al Gore, Dick Cheney, NASA, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, A-Rod, Shaq, Troy Aikman, coffee enemas, Madonna, Barak and so much more.
12/8/00
STILL NO PRESIDENT
Al Gore, George W. Bush, O.J., Robert Downey, Jr., David Spade, David Blaine, Sean Connery, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Jim Carrey, Ron Howard, Princess Anne and so much more.
12/1/00
ELECTION WEEK 3
Martha Stewart, Goerge W. Bush, Al Gore, Dick Cheney, Richard Simmons, Oprah, Katherine Harris, Kathie Lee Gifford, Anna Nicole Smith, Robert Downey, Jr., Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Luciano Pavorotti, Ellen DeGeneres and so much more.
11/24/00
WELL, DIMPLE MY CHAD
Al Gore, George W. Bush, Bill & Hillary Clinton, Katherine Harris, Dan Rather, Richard Simmons, Dick Cheney, Kathie Lee Gifford, David Duke, Michael Douglas, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Rodney Dangerfield, Caroline Rhea, Jay Mohr, Kathy Griffin, Ben Affleck and so much more.
11/17/00
ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION
Al Gore, George W. Bush, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Leslie Stahl, Mike Myers, Kathie Lee Gifford, Mr. Rogers, Prince Charles, Adam Sandler, San Francisco fun and so much more.
11/10/00
ELLEN TO DATE CHYNA?
Plus Al Gore, George W. Bush, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Madonna, Adam Sandler, Kathie Lee Gifford, Charlie's Angels, Pamela Anderson, Britney Spears, Jennifer Lopez, the Vagina Monologues and so much more.
11/3/00
GIVES KIDS NICOTINE GUM
Plus Halloween, George W. Bush, Al Gore, Ralph Nader, the Yankees, Darryl Strawberry, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Anna Nicole Smith, Anne Heche, Martin Sheen, Napster, Willie Nelson, Michael Douglas, Dave Chappelle and so much more.
10/27/00
BUSH WILL SCRUB OVAL OFFICE
Plus Al Gore, Mike Tyson, Paula Jones, topless protests, Anna Nicole Smith, Mayor Giuliani, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Anne Heche, Kathie Lee Gifford, Yanni, George Michael, Dana Carvey and so much more.
10/20/00
ANNE HECHE FORECAST
Plus baseball's subway series, Miss America, Al Gore, George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Anna Nicole Smith, Beethoven, Paula Jones, Shaq, Hugh Hefner, Saddam Hussein, Jerry Springer and so much more.
10/13/00
STRIPPER GORE
Plus Al Gore, George W. Bush, Bill & Hillary Clinton, Barbra Streisand, Bette Midler, Joe Lieberman, Dick Cheney, Kevin Spacey, Tina Sinatra, Pat Buchanan, Paula Jones, O.J. Simpson, Wal-Mart wine, Noah Wyle, Britney Spears, Jonathan Katz and so much more.
10/6/00
GEENA DAVIS' BUSH AD
Plus Presidential debates, Al Gore, George W. Bush, Anna Nicole Smith, Sydney Olympics, Barbra Streisand, O.J. Simpson, Bette Midler, Monica Lewinsky, Beatles Anthology, Dean Cain, Napster and more.
9/29/00
LETTERMAN'S MOM BUSTED
Plus Olympics, Barbra Streisand, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, George W. Bush, O.J. Simpson, Monica Lewinsky, Anna Nicole Smith, C.J. Hunter, Johnnie Cochran, Milosevic, Melissa Etheridge, Jonathan Katz, Napster and so much more.
9/22/00
PLAYBOY FOR MARRIED MEN
Plus Al Gore, George W. Bush, Joe Lieberman, Hillary Clinton, Rick Lazio, Sydney Olympics, Pat Buchanan, Oprah, Tiger Woods, Rick Springfield, Mike Tyson, Bobby Knight, Viagra, Barenaked Ladies, Melissa Etheridge, Richard Hatch and more.
9/15/00
LETTERMAN IN DEAD PEOPLE MONTAGE
Plus Bobby Knight, Darryl Strawberry, Emmys, Cher, Geena Davis, Jack Lemmon, Joan Rivers, subliminal Republican ad, Eminem, MTV Awards, Viagra, Cats closure, Britney Spears, Fidel Castro, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Al Gore, Chelsea Clinton, Dick Cheney, Jesse Ventura, Chris Rock, Spinal Tap and so much more.
9/8/00
HOW BUSH WILL START WARS
Plus Chelsea Clinton, Bill Clinton, U.N. Summit, Al Gore, Ralph Nader, Winona LaDuke, D.L. Hughley, Firestone, Tony Robbins, Heidi Fleiss, Sydney Olympics, Hugh Hefner, Fidel Castro, Donald Trump, Kathie Lee Gifford, Rodney Dangerfield and so much more.
WOMAN FLASHES CLINTON
Plus Al and Tipper Gore, Anne Heche, Ellen DeGeneres, Hillary Clinton, Survivor, tantric sex, Kathie Lee Gifford, Viagra, Michael Jackson, Keith Richards, George W. Bush, Jeremy Priven, Burt Reynolds, Roseanne, Spice Girls and so much more.
8/18/00
WORLD COMING TO END
Plus Democratic Convention, Chris Rock, George W. Bush, Al Gore, Joe Lieberman, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky, Ralph Nader, The Who, Madonna, Survivor, Ted Kennedy, Britney Spears, Robert Downey, Jr., Cher, Barbra Streisand, Michael Jackson, the best of San Francisco and so much more.
8/11/00
AL GORE'S LIEBERMANIA
Plus Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, Bill & Hillary Clinton, Pat Buchanan, Kevin Bacon, Diana Ross, Whitney Houston, O.J., Charlton Heston, Michael Douglas, Jerry Garcia, the Queen Mum, Regis Philbin and so much more.
8/4/00
HOOKERS OFFER REPUBLICAN SPECIAL
Plus Republican Convention, Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, Eddie Murphy, Kathie Lee Gifford, Dennis Miller, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Al Gore, Barbra Streisand, Mick Jagger, Charlton Heston, Roseanne, Nathan Lane, Joy Philbin, Gerald Ford, Pope John Paul, Anna Nicole Smith and so much more.
7/28/00
NUDE FERGIE?
Plus Dick Cheney, Janet Reno, O.J., George W. Bush, Al Gore, Bill Clinton, Barak, Arafat, Harrison Ford, Kathie Lee Gifford, Britney Spears, Jennifer Lopez, Tiger Woods, Darva Conger, Barbra Streisand, Adolph Hitler, a sippa San Francisco and so much more.
7/21/00
CHER WANTS TO ADOPT A GRANDCHILD
Plus Mayor Giuliani, Arafat, Barak, Clinton, Hillary, X-Men, Survivor, Big Brother, Big Tobacco, O.J., George W. Bush, Al Gore, Fidel Castro, Spice Girls, Bangles, Taco Bell, Billy Crudup, San Francisco doings and so much more.
7/14/00
CBS WATCHES 10 PEOPLE
Harry Potter, Survivor, Big Brother, Bill Clinton, Mayor Giuliani, Arafat, Barak, Hillary Clinton, Diana Ross, Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, Patsy Ramsey, Frederick's of Hollywood, Ike Turner, Darva Conger, George W. Bush, Napster, Pete Sampras, Tom Arnold, a sippa San Francisco and so much more.
7/7/00
CLINTON BEING DE-SHYSTERED Survivor, Elian Gonzalez, Ted Koppel, Tom Arnold, Michael Douglas, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Darva Conger, George W., Britney Spears, Matthew Perry, Lauren Holly, Marlon Wayons, Boy Scouts, Hillary Clinton, Star Jones, Eric Idle, a sippa San Francisco and so much more.
6/30/00
GREG VOTED OFF COLLEEN
Plus Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Puff Daddy, Rick Lazio, John Rocker, Darva Conger, George Michael, Eric Idle, Ralph Nader, George W. Bush, Al Gore, Mike Tyson, O.J., Sinead O'Conner, Jennifer Lopez, Monica Lewinsky and so much more.
6/23/00
"STUPID" DOG BITES LETTERMAN'S LIP
Plus Survivor, Laker riots, Shaft, Los Alamos, Beaver College, Prince William, Dalai Lama, Bill Clinton, Al Gore, George W. Bush, Joey and Mary Jo Buttafuoco, Madonna, the Fully Committed San Francisco opening and so much more.
6/16/00
CELINE DION STARVING FOR TWO
Plus Survivor, NBA Finals, MIcrosoft, O.J., Al Gore, Bill Clinton, Roseanne, Calista Flockhart, Los Alamos, gas prices, Steve Young, Beaver College, San Francisco doings and so much more.
6/9/00
O.J. ALSO KILLED JON BENET RAMSEY
Plus the Microsoft breakup, Survivor, John Rocker, Jennifer Lopez, Al Gore, George W. Bush, Julia Roberts, Rudolph Giuliani, Regis Philbin, Dear Abby, Dick Clark, Tom Cruise, San Francisco doings and so much more.
6/2/00
ANNE HECHE TURNS 210
Plus Charlton Heston, O.J. Simpson, Frank Gifford, Bill & Hillary Clinton, John Rocker, Jesse James, Al Gore, Britney Spears, a sippa San Francisco and so much more.
5/26/00
NRA TIMES SQUARE THEME RESTAURANT
Plus Michael J. Fox, Hillary Clinton, Jesus mini-series, Nathan Lane, the Ramseys, Larry King, Hugh Grant, Bobby Brown, Kathie Lee Gifford, Monica Lewinsky, O.J., Al Gore, George W, Viagra, San Francisco doings and so much more.
5/19/00
ROCKY BATTLES ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION
Plus Mayor Giuliani, Hillary Clinton, Halle Berry, CBS's Jesus, George Clooney, Kathie Lee Gifford, Viagra, Al Gore, George W. Bush, David Hyde Pierce, Friends, Elizabeth Taylor, Julie Andrews, porn workers, Tom Robbins, San Francisco doings and so much more.
5/12/00
DAVID LETTERMAN IS EUNUCH #3
Plus Mayor Giuliani, Paula Jones, Darva Conger, Triumph The Insult Sock Pupper, Bill & Hillary Clinton, Kathie Lee Gifford, Regis Philbin, Billy Bob Thornton & Angelina Jolie, Elian Gonzalez, the Stomp opening and so much more.
5/5/00
MADONNA FIRES UNSPERMY BUTLER
Plus Whitney Houston, Janet Reno, Elian Gonzalez, Salma Hayek, Kim Basinger, Bill & Hillary Clinton, Kathie Lee Gifford, Darva Conger, San Francisco doings and so much more.
4/28/00
YOKO ONO BLAMED FOR MICROSOFT BREAKUP
Plus Elian Gonzalez, Dame Edna Everage, Mayor Giuliani, Jeff Foxworthy, Jennifer Lopez, Puff Daddy, Janet Reno, Monica Lewinsky, Hugh Hefner, Halle Berry, Spice Girls, a sip of San Francisco and so much more.
4/21/00
JOAN COLLINS' FIRST CYBERCAFE
Plus George Hamilton, Anthony Quinn, the market plunge, Elian Gonzalez, Monica Lewinsky, Michael Jackson, Baby Doll Gibson, Hillary Clinton, Robert Downey, Jr., Oprah, John Rocker, San Francisco doings and so much more.
4/14/00
ELIAN INTERVIEWED BY LEONARDO DICAPRIO
Plus Hillary Clinton, Darva Conger, Hugh Hefner, Regis, Oprah, Janet Reno, Halle Berry, Whitney Houston, Mike Tyson, Robin Williams, San Francisco doings and so much more.
4/7/00
BOO, ELIAN!
Plus Ellen and Anne, Adam Sandler, the Japanese Prime Minister, Bill Clinton, Al Gore, George W. Bush, Puff Daddy, Britney Spears, 'Nsync, Viagra, Bill Gates, Monica Lewinsky, Chris Rock, a sippa San Francisco and so much more.
3/31/00
OSCAR YUKS
Plus Jthe Ramseys, little Elian, Bill and Hillary Clinton, crotchless Depends, Strange's own wedding and so much more.
3/24/00
EMBARRASSING OSCAR THEFT
Plus Madonna, Hillary Clinton, the Ramseys, Regis Philbin, Barbara Walters, Dame Edna, Cybill Shepherd, Eric Idle, Elian Gonzalez, the Pope, Monica Lewinsky, Screaming Jay Hawkins, female orgasms and so much more.
3/17/00
HALEY JOEL OSMENT: "I SMELL DEAD PEOPLE"
Then "Liz Smith Pegs Dame Edna in Lesbian Split," Heidi Fleiss, Cybill Shepherd, Darva Conger, Kathie Lee and Frank Gifford, Bill Clinton, Al Gore, George W. Bush, Katie Couric, a sippa San Francisco and so much more.
3/10/00
DAVID LETTERMAN'S BABOON HEART
Plus Katie Couric's colconoscopy, another Liza Minnelli Shocker, George W. Bush, John McCain, Al Gore, Bill Bradley, Darryl Strawberry, Kathie Lee Gifford, Tonya Harding, Maria Shriver, Ellen Degeneres, San Francisco doings and so much more.
3/3/00
TOM ARNOLD'S GAY BROTHER CHRIS
Plus Kathie Lee Gifford, Jennifer Lopez, George W. Bush, John McCain, Bob Jones University, Monica Lewinsky, Norm Macdonald, Farrah Fawcett, marijuana suppositories, Darryl Strawberry, Tonya Harding, Cher, Rick Rockwell, Hillary Clinton, Michael Douglas, Al Gore, President Clinton, fine literature, a sippa San Francisco and more.
2/25/00
KATHIE LEE RIPS DAVE LETTERMAN!
Plus the latest on the barely married multimillionaire, Julia Roberts, Jerry Seinfeld, Robin Williams, Regis Philbin, Jennifer Lopez, Cameron Diaz, John McCain, George W. Bush, O.J., John Rocker, fine literature, a sippa San Francisco and so much more.
2/18/00
LIZA MINNELLI SHOCKER CONFIRMED
Plus Norm Macdonald, marrying a multimillionaire, Britney Spears, Cindy Crawford, Lingerie Barbie, Jerry Lewis, Al Gore, Bill Bradley, John McCain, George W. Bush, Haly Joel Osment, Monica Lewinsky, Rex Reed, Abraham Lincoln, San Francisco doings, and so much more.
2/11/00
DAME EDNA'S LIZA MINNELLI SHOCKER
Plus Bill & Hillary Clinton, Gary Bauer, Naomi Campbell, Steve Forbes, Michael Douglas & Catherine Zeta-Jones, O.J. Simpson, John McCain, Prince William & Britney Spears, Madonna, Steven Spielberg, fine literature, a sip of San Francisco and so much more.
2/4/00
HUSBAND & WIFE LEARN THEY'RE BROTHER & SISTER
Plus Mike Tyson, Elian Gonzolez, George W. Bush, Al Gore, Bob Dole, John McCain, Jennifer Lopez, Puff Daddy, Viagra, David Crosby, Monica Lewinsky, Bill & Hillary Clinton, fine literature and, of course, San Francisco.
1/28/00
DAME EDNA'S SON DESIGNS DAVID CROSBY'S MATERNITY CLOTHES
Also The Golden Globes, Whitney Houston, Al Gore, Oprah, Bill & Hillary, Orrin Hatch, Jerry Springer, Monica Lewinsky, Shirley MacLaine, fine literature, a sip of San Francisco and so much more.
1/21/00
"I JUST WANTED A FACE LIFT!" DAVID LETTERMAN YELPS
Plus, Dame Edna on Rosie, Hillary Clinton, George W. Bush, Puff Daddy, Jennifer Lopez, Johnnie Cochran, John Rocker, Melissa Etheridge, David Crosby, Whitney Houston, Ben Affleck, a sip of San Francisco and more.
1/14/00
HILLARY KILLS ON DAVID LETTERMAN
Plus David Crosby fathering Melissa Etheridge's children, Martin Short, Puff Daddy and Jennifer Lopez, O.J., Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones, Linda Tripp, Stuart Little, Donald Trump, Michael Jackson and Elizabeth Taylor, Jonathan Winters, The Irish and more.
1/7/00
BETTER LATE THAN PREGNANT
Plus Linda Tripp, Monica Lewinsky, Puff Daddy and Jennifer Lopez, Bill and Hillary Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, Dick Clark, Jane Fonda and Ted Turner, Hugh Hefner, Martin Short, George Harrison, Cher, Courtney Love, the new orgasm pill, a sip of San Francisco and so much more.
1999
12/31/99
WARM MALE SYRUP
Plus Puff Daddy & Jennifer Lopez, John Rocker, Monica Lewinsky, Michael Jackson & Elizabeth Taylor, Bill Clinton, Einstein, Dennis Rodman, The Pope, Linda Tripp, Jerry Seinfeld, Sean Connery, Ben Affleck & Shoshana Lonstein, Bill Maher, Martin Short, Drew Barrymore, a sip of San Francisco and more.
12/24/99
BILL CLINTON IS BYESEXUAL
Plus John McCain, Norm Macdonald, Al Gore, Kenny G, Bill Maher, Kate Moss, Ike Turner, Garth Brooks, Posh Spice, The Rolling Stones, Jamie Foxx, Cameron Diaz, Jim Carrey, Jerry Seinfeld, Ellen Degeneres and Anne Heche, Martin Short, Herb Caen and so much more.
12/17/99
NASA LANDS MAN ON ELLEN DEGENERES
Plus Kate Moss, Lenny Kravitz, George W. Bush, Fidel Castro, Rob Schneider, Jennifer Lopez, Jesse Jackson, Bill Bradley, Bill and Hillary Clinton, Bill Maher, Colin Quinn, Linda Tripp,Will & Grace, Frasier, Mahir, Bette Midler, a sip of San Francisco and more.
12/10/99
JAY LENO McMASTER-BATES
Strange covers that, plus Bill and Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, Michael Jackson, George Michael, John McCain, Pat Buchanan, Donald Trump, Jennifer Lopez, Hugh Hefner, Rob Schneider, Bob Dole, Al Franken, Scott Ostler, Brad Pitt, Larry McMurtry, a sip of San Francisco and so much more.
12/3/99
A FROG UP PETER DRAGON'S WHAT?
Plus Martin Short, Room Temperature Steve Austin, Steve Martin, Tom Hanks, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Richard Simmons, Rodney Dangerfield, Monica Lewinsky, Hillary Clinton, Michael Jackson, Sting, a sippa San Francisco and more.
11/26/99
DAVID LETTERMAN HAVING SEX AT MIDNIGHT
Plus Hillary Clinton, Monica Lewinsky, Kathie Lee Gifford, Tim Allen, Lauren Holly & Pete Sampras, Martin Short, Kurt Russell, 3rd Rock, Michael Jackson, Mr. & Mrs. Satan, Tom Hanks, Cher, Dame Edna, Joely Fisher, this, that and a sippa San Francisco.
11/19/99
SAN FRANCISCO MEETS HOLLYWOOD AT CABARET OPENING
Sharon Stone, Phil Bronstein, Joely Fisher, Debbie Reynolds, Carrie Fisher, Michael Douglas, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Kirk Douglas, Karl Malden, Danny DeVito, Sherry Lansing, Ellen DeGeneres, Mary Hart, Hillary Clinton, Pokemon, Regis Philbin, Ricky Martin, Demi Moore, Nicole Kidman, Tanya Harding, Sammy Hagar, Jerry Seinfeld, a sippa San Francisco and so much more.
11/12/99
"WHAT I DO IN PUBLIC IS MY OWN BUSINESS!"
Nina's comment on Just Shoot Me, Bill Gates, Hillary Clinton, Jerry Seinfeld, Dame Edna, Michael Jackson, Leonardo DiCaprio & Kate Hudson, Martin Short, Mahir, a sippa San Francisco and more.
11/5/99
DAME EDNA'S LESBIAN SCARE; SATAN'S BILL GATES
Plus Bryant Gumbel, Wayne Newton, Al Franken, John McCain, Norm Macdonald, Al Gore, Meryl Streep, fine literature, a sippa San Francisco and so much more.
10/29/99
I'LL TRADE TWO CINDY CRAWFORD EGGS FOR...
Big-money egg auctions, Matthew McConaughey's naked arrest, Martin Short, Heidi Fleiss, Colin Quinn, Monica & Bill, Dame Edna, Sir Ian McKellen, Bruce Vilanch, Bob Sarlatte, Roseanne, Jerry Stiller, fine literature and a sippa San Francisco.
10/22/99
BRAD PITT IN A DRESS
Plus Monica Lewinsky, Colin Quinn, Ellen DeGeneres & Anne Heche, Donald Trump, Dame Edna's triumph, Michael Jackson, Sharon Stone, Yo-Yo Ma, Elizabeth Dole, New Yorker cartoons, hot books and a sippa San Francisco.
10/15/99
POKING WHOOPI WITH A 6-FOOT "GLADDY"
A wild week of Dame Edna's doings, Weird Al Yankovic, Carl Reiner's new book, Al Gore, Michael Jackson, Robin Williams, Donald Trump, Jesse Ventura, Hillary Clinton, Garry Shandling, Warren Beatty, Happy, Texas, a trip to Bollywood, a sip of San Francisco and Who Knows What.
10/8/99
NEW YORK TIMES TACKLES DAME EDNA
Plus Sir Ian McKellen's ribald Dame Edna comment, Vincent Price, Garth Brooks, President Clinton, Dan Quayle, Lily Tomlin, Donald Trump, Steven Wright, Norm Macdonald, Will Durst, hot books and God Knows What All.
10/1/99
WORLD'S DRABBEST WOMAN LEAVES BROADWAY FOR MARCEL MARCEAU
Then a Strange suggestion, Richard Lewis, Sandra Bullock, Jay Mohr, Martin Short, Joshua Bell, Ronald Reagan, Yahoo Serious, Scott Ostler, Wilkes Bashford and Lord Knows What Else.
9/24/99
BRAD PITT'S STRANGE BUTT
Plus Norm Macdonald, Bill Maher, Diana Ross, Drew Carey, Andy Warhol, Dame Edna Everage, Harry Potter, Hogfather, Don't Call Me Marky Mark, screaming mimes, Marcel Marceau, Renee Fleming, Monica Lewinsky, Robin Williams, Donnie and Marie, Regis, Kathie Lee and more.
9/17/99
"DON'T BLOW SUNSHINE UP MY ASS"
Jay Mohr's amazing Action on Fox, Will and Grace, Eddie Fisher's fight with Elizabeth Taylor and Debbie Reynolds, comments on the new Miss America divorce/abortion rules, cat-scans using real cats, Dame Edna on Regis and Kathie Lee, the first anniversary of Evening Magazine, the opening of To Bessie with Love, and more.
9/10/99
BEST CELEBRITY INSULTS & SHARON STONE'S ASTONISHING NUDE SCENE
Chris Rock's pithy MTV Music Video Awards introductions, plus more on Mz. Stone-Bronstein's brilliance, Dame Edna's MTV stint, The Gun Seller, The Road to Mars, Armistead Maupin, Big Trouble, deep thoughts, funny instructions, local doings and more.
9/3/99
BE-MUSED BY SHARON STONE
Mz. Stone-Bronstein's brilliant nude scene, plus Dame Edna Everage on MTV's "Say What? Karaoke," big Examiner-Chronicle doings, George Burns, Christopher Moore, Yahoo Serious, Martin Short, Jack Handey, Steven Wright, Greg Proops, Renee Fleming, Rita Moreno, Ricky Martin, Bebe Neuwirth, and other San Francisco happenings.
8/27/99
ELIZABETH HURLEY TO BED
Plus Hugh Grant, Dame Edna's Enormous Broadway Opening, Gordon Getty, Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, Geena Davis, Dolly Parton, Monica Lewisnsky, Christopher Moore, Sandra Bernhard, and The Burning Man.
8/20/99
SHARON STONE, PHIL BRONSTEIN, CHER & HUGH GRANT'S TWISTED TESTICLE
Also, Moose's, Carole Vernier, Bill & Hillary, The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove, Mayor Rudy Giuliani, Ted Turner, an AIDS benefit and more.
8/13/99
YAY! HEARST BUYS THE CHRONICLE & CHER RECALLS OUR FIRST TIME
Also, Salvador Dali, the Clintons, Richard Simmons, Al Gore, the Dalai Lama, Leah Garchik and more.
8/6/99
ROBIN WILLIAMS ASKS, "UH, WHICH ONE'S YOUR MOM?"
Also, the best of the Museum of Modern Art, Monica Lewinsky, Scott Ostler, Tom Arnold, Joey Mc Intyre, Cher,Starbucks, Leah Garchik, Hillary Clinton and more.
7/30/99
MARCEL MARCEAU EJECTED FROM MOOSE'S
Also, Monica Lewinsky & Bill Clinton, Jerry Carroll's Dog Eat Dog, Leah Garchik, Armistead Maupin, Tina Brown's Talk, Hillary Clinton, Bill Maher, Mick Jagger and others.
7/23/99
MARCEL'S MARCEAU THAN YOU'D THINK
Also, Bill Maher on the Mustang Ranch closing, Inhuman Beings, children's wisdom, Po Bronson, Scott Ostler, Leah Garchik, Terry Pratchett, New Yorker cartoons, Harvey and more.
7/16/99
MOUTH WIDE SHUT
Also, Litstock, Miss Piggy, Jekyll& Hyde, Sunset Boulevard, Marcel Marceau, Zeum, the Exploratorium, Xiu Xiu, Bette Midler, Ellen's Mom Betty DeGeneres, the AIDS Walk, George Lucas, Brendan Frasier, Dennis Quaid, Daniel Day-Lewis, Straggly Gooseberry, Phil Frank and, of course, more.
7/9/99
IS PO BRONSON THE NEW STRANGE DE JIM?
Also, Rob Morse, Bill & Hillary & Monica, Jerry Carroll, Donald Trump, Matthew Modine, Stanley Kubrick, Will & Grace, Bill Maher, Weird Al Yankovic, The Book of the Penis and more.
7/2/99
NUDIST ON THE LATE SHIFT
Also, Jerry Carroll, Tartuffe, Lilith, Arlo Guthrie, Make a Circus, Hillary Clinton, Leah Garchik, Stranger in a Strange Land, Stu Smith, Dave Ford and so much more.
6/25/99
FROM X-GAMES TO THE GAY PARADE
Also, Billy Getty's wedding, Steven King, Adam Sandler, George Carlin, Gay Pride Day, Tom Ammiano, Elizabeth Peters, Steven Saylor, New Age resources, etc.
6/18/99
A HOLLYWOOD WEDDING IN SAN FRANCISCO
Also, Christopher Caen remembers Herb Caen Day, the feud between Dame Edna Everage and her manager heats up, MTV and Blockbuster Awards, AFI 100 Stars, Gay & Lesbian Film Festival, George Carlin, Woody Allen, Common Ground, etc.
6/10/99
"YOU'RE NUTS!" "WHAT ABOUT THEM?"
"HERB CAEN'S CELEBRITY ACCESS UP FOR GRABS" is this week's hot flash. Plus the His Way opening, Lizzie Spender, Dame Edna, Ed Moose, George & Charlotte Shultz, Danielle Steel & George Hamilton, Robbie Williams, Norm Macdonald, Common Ground's 25th, etc.
6/4/99
HERB CAEN'S SON CHRISTOPHER SCARES PANTS OFF CHRONICLE EDITOR & CEO
Plus Ethel Merman, Mayor de Brown, Charlie Rose, Phil Bronstein, Joan Baez, Alice Adams, Charles Pierce, Millennium Eve and lots of photos.
5/28/99
STRONG MEN CLIMB TREES AND PULL THEM UP AFTER THEM
Plus The Backstreet Boys, how you know you live in the Bay Area, Jeeves, Beach Blanket Babylon and oh so much more.
5/21/99
JUST PLAIN STRANGE
Plus an excellent jab at Keanu; Georgia and Billy tumble out of the unisex on Ally McBeal; and the Hubble finds the Eye of God. Not to mention a host of others.
5/13/99
SHEER STRANGE-ITUDE
Craig Kilborn issues a Beverly Hills warning. Paul Rudnick marries Tinky Winky in the New Yorker. Ashleigh Brilliant shares a Pot Shot®. And Beach Blanket Babylon is turning 25.
4/30/99
TOO MUCH SAN FRANCISCO FUN
Tony & Tina's Wedding, Bay to Breakers, Barnum's Kaleidoscape, S.F. Ballet, Moose's, etc.
The San Francisco Chronicle's Herb Caen ran hundreds of Strange items in his column. In February, 1997, Robin Williams, Mayor Willie Brown and I delivered the eulogies at Herb's funeral.
Herb Caen
I wrote Visioning to describe the process of "manifesting" your wishes into reality. The entire text of Visioning is available free. Just click here.
One thing I manifested was hundreds of gorgeous loving new best friends, who'd call to offer, "I'll cook you dinner if you'll give me a Strange massage." The Strange Experience explains the whole process. A hundred wonderful friends volunteered their pictures. Click for pg-rated photos. The Strange Experience is available throughAmazon.com.
Love,
Strange
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