Formula One Cars Are Exotic Machines...
Sigmund Freud Interviews Historic Personalities and Famous Race Car Drivers...- Sigmund Freud goes "Beyond the Mind" to discover truth, beauty and oddity in the parallel world's of Art, Literature, Science and Auto-Racing. Featuring Einstein, A.J. Foyt, Plato, Miss Valvoline, and Seti and Yeti, the little Space Aliens.
Explained for Americans; Formula One Racing Calendar.
Also Explained for Americans; Why Formula One Driver's are Millionaires on Holiday! Genteel Lifestyles of Rich Formula One Drivers and What They Really Do For A Living.
Flat-Out True Racing Stories starring Cha Cha Chitwood and the Dixie Hills All-Girls Pit Crew.
F1 Races and Where They Is:
Finding these places takes some luck; and a fair amount of water-proofing to your Chrysler.
12 Mar Someplace down under Austarlia
26 Mar Somewhere near Brazil
09 Apr Sam Marino??? Who's that?
23 Apr Great Britain (someplace between England and Norway)
07 May Spain (The other side of Portugal!)
21 May Europe (Just drive around and ask!)
04 Jun Monaco (Little country near other little countries.)
18 Jun Canada (...close-by and good beer, eh?)
02 Jul France (near Leaning Tower of Eiffel)
16 Jul Austria (Go to Europe then ask for 'alp.)
30 Jul Germany (Go to Austria then back up a little)
13 Aug Hungary (Go to Austria then out to dinner)
27 Aug Belgium (Stop at the beer-store and ask the King)
10 Sep Italy (Follow the red flags)
24 Sep United States Indianapolis (Where else?)
08 Oct Japan (Good Ruck! Use JAL and kidnap a stewardess.)
22 Oct Malaysia (First, go to Australia. Second, get plane tickets from Austarlia to Japan and a parachute. Third, step into cockpit and ask pilot for a favor.)
Eddie Irvine- Gigolo
Johnny Herbert- Eddie Irvine Wannabe
Michael Schumacher- Pit Stop Analyst
David Coulthard- Professional Square Peg
Mika Hakkinen-Vodka Tester
Rofl Schumacher- Spice Girl
Rubens Barrichello- Frazier
Mika Hakkinen-Vodka Tester
Leonarda Fisichello- Jockey
Alain Prost- Limbo Professor
Nigel Mansell-World's Fastest Retired Guy
Jackie Stewart-World's Fastest Cheap Geezer
Niki Lauda-World's Fastest Piano Tuner
Damon Hill-The Other World's Fastest Retired Guy
Stirling Moss-World's Fastest Bald Geezer
Mario Andretti- World's Fastest Italian
J.Villeneuve- Hair-Dresser
Gerhard Berger- Fry Cook
Jacky Ickx- Drinking Buddy of King of Belgium
John Surtees- Golf Tee Manufacturer
Jacques Laffite- Pirate
Colorado Surfing: Surf those curvy mountain roads, what else are you going to do when you're 15,ooo miles from a beach?
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Aloha from the Nervous Nineties- Main Page- with sections devited to the World's First- Time Machine Hangar and Keg Party. Also Zen Globe-Around the World the Hard Way with Magellan. And "We're back... and boy is the rest of the world happy about that." A Travel Series including- London, Paris, Amsterdam and somewhere in Switzerland.
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